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Like Lisa, this user is intellectually engaged and deeply cynical about global politics, frequently critiquing “american leftists” and social performance. They share a profound sense of alienation from their peers, often feeling like they are “from a completely different world” compared to others. This user mirrors Lisa’s characteristic angst and self-consciousness, documenting a cycle of self-improvement and hopelessness where they “ruined my mood by comparing my appearance to the top 1 percent”. Ultimately, their presence on Twitter captures the same precocious yet melancholic energy of a gifted student who feels “unworthy of life” despite their sharp wit.

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@xmoteltea exhibits strong Introversion and Feeling through a deep, often self-critical preoccupation with their internal emotional state and identity, frequently posting “daily affirmations im ugly i have no unique personality” and expressing sadness over social rejection. Their Intuition is seen in their focus on the symbolic and future possibilities of their transition, such as being “mesmerized” by imagery and reflecting on how “the world you were raised in no longer exists.” The Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous and disorganized approach to life, notably when “doubling e dosage because im bored” or considering “switching degrees” on a whim. Overall, their tweets reflect the Mediator’s characteristic blend of idealistic longing, intense self-reflection, and a struggle with practical reality.

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22-year-old grad student navigating the awkward middle ground of a long-term transition. Once mistook a messenger bag for a career move. Exploring male androgyny.– @xmoteltea

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This drink captures the essence of a 22-year-old 'gender dysphoric male' who feels “partially immune to e”. The bitter grapefruit reflects a self-described “attention seeking rogd agp male” who is constantly “comparing my appearance to the top 1 percent”. The blue tint represents the 'boymoder' struggle of one who would “rather deal with the awkwardness of occasionally being mistaken for a woman than ever intrude on womens spaces”. Finally, the tangled mint garnish pays homage to the struggle of being “cursed with the driest most agp curls possible”.

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Oracle demonstrates the Slytherin traits of self-preservation and calculated resourcefulness, particularly in their navigating of social spaces and medical transitions. They exhibit a strong focus on personal optics and status, admitting to “only post my top 1 percent of selfies so they are deeply inaccurate to my genuine appearance” to maintain a specific online image. Their ambition is colored by a cynical realism, seen when they consider “switching degrees” or mock the “opticsfagging” of others. Furthermore, their self-preservation manifests in a refusal to intrude on certain social spheres to avoid conflict, stating they “would much rather deal with the awkwardness of occasionally being mistaken for a woman than ever intrude on womens spaces”. Ultimately, their blend of biting wit and a goal-oriented approach to their own identity fits the house of ambition.

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The user’s online presence is defined by a deep sense of physical inadequacy and the feeling of being an outsider, mirroring the song's themes of self-loathing and yearning for a 'perfect soul.' They frequently express distress over their appearance, stating, “i want to be beautiful but my soul prevents me” and describing their existence as “ugly... unworthy of life”. Like the lyrics of Creep, they feel alienated from others, noting that “it feels like im from a completely different world compared to other guys”. This persistent 'brainworms' narrative and the fear of “coming off as weird and rapey” perfectly encapsulate the 'special' yet miserable isolation the song describes.

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