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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious, high-strung, and smart, with a lot going on beneath the surface. Like Lisa, they juggle heavy emotional burdens and health issues while still caring deeply for others, seen when they cook for their mom despite having “zero energy” and fasting: “On today’s episode of cooking dinnerslop for my mom as an anorexic with zero energy while fasting!”. Their self-awareness and dark humor about their own suffering, such as “I’m like so scared this disorder is going to kill me while I’m still overweight like please just wait until I’m at least bmi 16 before you get me”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize her pain. The way they obsessively track, plan, and overthink—“I jeed to do a February accountability thread bro I have to speedrun 22kg weight loss in about four months”—also aligns with Lisa’s perfectionism. Finally, their sensitivity, love for small comforts (oatmeal, perfume, cute rewards), and strong feelings about justice and identity echo Lisa’s combination of vulnerability, intensity, and idealism.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most posts center on their internal experience—anxiety, physical sensations, ED thoughts, and private routines—rather than active socializing, e.g. pacing alone and dealing with hunger and dizziness in tweets like “aw shit bro I feel like I might pass out today we’ll see” and “Took a really short nap and woke up SO disoriented very strange things”. They show Intuition (N) through strong imagination, symbolism, and future-focus: they personify ED symptoms and objects (“This fasting shit is not patched but will make you want to die”; “diet coke is more delicious and pretty and fun because it looks cuntier in silver and has a cute little cursive flair while coke zero is RED and DEMONIC and NOT FUN”), and obsess over long‑term goals and identity shifts (“I jeed to do a February accountability thread bro I have to speedrun 22kg weight loss in about four months”). Their value system and emotional intensity suggest Feeling (F) over T: they talk about love (their girlfriend, mom, trans women), sensory comforts, and moral/emotional reactions more than logic, e.g. “trans women and dolls are probably gods greatest gift to this world” and the hurt/hope around school and mental health in “This is really big for me because I miss a lot of school due to chronic pain and severe anxiety/depression…”. Finally, their chaotic routines, frequent second‑guessing, and difficulty sticking to rigid plans point to Perceiving (P): they repeatedly change course on fasting, water, and workouts (“Nevermind meal prep is back on”; “Need to do a quick workout before bed I want 500 today and so far have only burnt like 350 😭😭”), relying on mood and impulse rather than strict structure. Altogether, the introspective, imaginative, emotionally-driven, and somewhat disorganized style fits INFP better than other types.

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18 • chronic pain + online school survivor • cooks for mom, lives on Diet Coke, stairs hater, prom-dress lover • once forgot water but never Duolingo– @xoangellixellie

Your signature cocktail
The Diet Coke reduction with a sour candy rim is for their full-blown soda devotion and sour energy, pulled straight from “Was supposed to be trying to drink a lot of water and instead of chugging my bottle I lowkey just bought a 2 liter of Diet Coke 😭” and “Went to circle k no cherry cream Diet Coke but instead I found the new reign and I’m so excited I love sour candy and so yes yummy”. A sugar-free grape jelly swirl nods to their nostalgic soft side in “As a kid my favorite way to eat oatmeal was with the squeeze bottle grape jelly, and I just found a sugar free version of it so it’s time for nostalgia”. The apple-cinnamon smoked ice cube captures their cozy autumn-angel vibe and weird sensory moments like “My room smells entirely of apple cinnamon fritters but nobody?? Literally there’s none anywhere near my home”. A faint ginger liqueur mist represents their self-described “gingerexic sweetpilled autumn angel girl” identity from their bio and gives the drink a sharp but pretty edge. Finally, a cloud of melatonin–lavender foam on top reflects their exhaustion and desire to just be knocked out, echoing “melatonin or benadryl tonight I need to be OUT within two hours” and the chronic low-energy, almost-fainting theme running through their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is devotion, caretaking, and grinding through hardship for people they love, which is very Hufflepuff. They repeatedly cook and meal prep for their mom even when they’re exhausted and fasting, like in “On today’s episode of cooking dinnerslop for my mom as an anorexic with zero energy while fasting!” and “Dinner for mama. Linguine in kale pesto sauce with mushrooms”, showing loyalty and service-mindedness. They also celebrate small community spaces and shared rituals—yogurt and oatmeal "communities" and a sweet running joke with friends in “I have a group chat with two of my friends called ‘Ellie found in shower’”—which lines up with Hufflepuff’s love of belonging and close bonds. Even major life decisions like schooling are framed around surviving and coping rather than glory or ambition, as in “I GOT APPROVED FOR ONLINE SCHOOL!” followed by explaining it helps with chronic pain, anxiety, and ED symptoms. While they show ambition about weight loss, it’s not Slytherin-style strategic dominance so much as a desperate, self-punishing project; the most consistent positive traits are loyalty, caretaking, and quiet perseverance under strain, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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Control by Halsey fits them because it captures feeling haunted by your own mind and body, which echoes tweets like “I genuinely feel like I’m going crazy my heart is beating ridiculously and I can’t stop having these nightmares and I feel so scared and anxious I don’t know what to do I’m just crying on the floor”. The song’s themes of self-destruction and being consumed by an inner monster mirror their eating disorder posts, such as “I’m like so scared this disorder is going to kill me while I’m still overweight like please just wait until I’m at least bmi 16 before you get me” and “This fasting shit is not patched but will make you want to die”. Their self-description as a “gingerexic sweetpilled autumn angel girl” in the bio shows a mix of softness and morbidity that matches Halsey’s gothic, vulnerable aesthetic. Even their joking desperation, like “I need to exercise” and reliance on laxatives in “Four laxatives”, aligns with the song’s sense of being trapped in compulsive cycles. Overall, Control best encapsulates their blend of fragility, dark humor, and feeling ruled by something inside they can’t fully escape.

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