Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on ED patterns and behaviors, like comparing post‑binge reactions in “there’s two types of post binge ed havers”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Shares strong feelings about grief, body image, and fandom, such as crying over an edit in “just saw an edit so good i started crying” and processing loss in “the realisation about my grandma and uncle being dead”.
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and jokes, like comparing herself to a TV character in “i am hanna marin stuck in aria’s body” and calling the UK a bat in “the uk looks like a bat”.
- Food-appreciative: Shows genuine enjoyment of meals and snacks, lovingly documenting them in posts like “noodle bowl by mum 460c”, “tweet of appreciation for my beautiful cat bowl”, and “yummy macarons”.
- Affectionate-fan: Displays passionate, caring energy toward idols, repeatedly longing for Wonwoo’s return in posts like “where is wonwoo can he stop playing and comeback”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-selfcriticism: Describes herself extremely negatively, listing flaws in “too fat. bad hair. bad features. boring personality”.
- Suicidal-thinking: Expresses wanting to die or harm herself, as seen in “i am going to jump off a bridge”.
- Body-dysmorphia: Shows intense dissatisfaction with her appearance, wanting to remove or destroy her face in “i’m so srs i need to cut my face off” and “i’m so sick of having my face i want to rip apart”.
- Eating-disorder: Tracks calories obsessively and talks as an ED-haver, like labeling meals with precise counts such as “feijoada 520c” and asking “at what bmi does a thigh gap start appearing ?”.
- Low-selfesteem: Believes nothing about her is beautiful or interesting, as in “nothing about me is beautiful or interesting” and worries about lacking social skills in “no socialising skills. rbf. what the fuck didn’t go wrong with me”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, emotionally intense, and often brutally self-critical. Like Lisa, they oscillate between insecurity and competence, calling themselves “too fat. bad hair. bad features. boring personality” while also meticulously tracking food and calories (“too fat. bad hair. bad features. boring personality. no socialising skills. rbf. what the fuck didn’t go wrong with me”, “feijoada 520c”). Their dramatic, dark humor about appearance and life—“nothing about me is beautiful or interesting i am going to jump off a bridge”—echoes Lisa’s tendency toward existential spirals and feeling like an outsider. At the same time, they show quirky, nerdy enthusiasms (K-pop, TV characters, cute bowls, very specific shirts) and emotionally intense parasocial attachments (“where is wonwoo can he stop playing and comeback there’s ppl dying over here !!”), just as Lisa fixates deeply on her interests. The multilingual, culturally mixed timeline (Portuguese, French, English) and reflective comments about others’ bodies and diets (“será q a bruna marquezine tem uma dieta específica muita restrita ou ela só come o que quiser mesmo e dps se mata na academia”) also fit Lisa’s introspective, overthinking nature. Overall, they feel like a more online, ED-struggling, hyper-chronically-online version of Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: there are almost no mentions of parties or big social circles, and they repeatedly describe poor social skills and isolation, e.g. “boring personality. no socialising skills. rbf. what the fuck didn’t go wrong with me”, which suggests self-focused rumination rather than outwardly-oriented energy. Their attention to internal feelings, identity and meaning points to intuition (N) over sensing: instead of just talking about food or daily tasks, they frame things symbolically and dramatically, like “nothing about me is beautiful or interesting i am going to jump off a bridge” and “i am hanna marin stuck in aria’s body”, turning experiences into metaphors. The way they process life is clearly feeling (F)-oriented: their tweets revolve around emotional pain, self-worth and relationships (with themselves, idols, family), such as “this is so not funny the realisation about my grandma and uncle being dead is just now hitting and its lowkey making everything worse” and intense body-image distress like “i’m so srs i need to cut my face off”, with no real attempt at detached logical analysis. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: while they meticulously count calories (“feijoada 520c”, “croissant 240c”), their overall life tone is reactive and emotional rather than structured, as seen in impulsive, in-the-moment posts like “ppl keep trying to guess my age and it’s always in between 15 17 … i am a 20 year old mind you with a full face of make up” and sudden mood swings around fandom and self-image. The combination of inward focus, metaphorical/emotional expression, and somewhat chaotic day-to-day vibe best fits INFP: an introverted, idealistic feeler who is highly sensitive to self-image and relationships, and who uses social media as an outlet for inner turmoil rather than as a place to organize or control the external world.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said sometimes you just have to “rookie rookie my super rookie rookie rookie” your way through life — can I be the chaotic teammate you duo-queue adulthood with?
- If the UK looks like a bat, then Recife must be where the angels live, because that’s clearly where you spawned, angel.
- You’re out here counting every calorie like “453c, 520c, 564c”… meanwhile I’m just counting reasons you’re interesting as hell — and I lost track on day one.
- You said you look like you went through four divorces, but honestly? I’d still be trying to marry you for a fifth shot if that’s what it takes.
- You’re a 20-year-old who people mistake for 15–17, a Pretty Little Liars girlie, a Wonwoo enjoyer, and fluent in at least three languages — I don’t need Sabrina Carpenter seduction classes; I’m already fully sold on you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Angel, 20 • Recife-based recovery girlie with a cat bowl obsession, calorie math skills & firm belief that the UK map is secretly a bat.– @xoxovoltesso
Your signature cocktail
Super Rookie Recovery Fizz
Super Rookie Recovery Fizz mixes sharp self-awareness with bright, chaotic energy: the espresso with orange peel is for late-night existential spirals and snappy humor, like when they say “fuck this stupid baka life . 43.2” while still tracking every detail of their day. Passionfruit liqueur captures their dramatic, stan-account heart and K‑pop obsession, screaming “sometimes you just have to rookie rookie my super rookie rookie rookie your way through life”. A dose of dry gin brings a cleaner, grown-up edge that hints at their more reflective side, like mourning loved ones in “the realisation about my grandma and uncle being dead is just now hitting and its lowkey making everything worse”. Tonic water adds a bitter sparkle for all the body-image angst and recovery struggle in posts like “there’s two types of post binge ed havers : weight yourself as punishment…”. Finally, the pink grapefruit twist and sugar rim are the cute, aesthetic layer—matching their cat bowls, Snoopy panties, and food pics like “tweet of appreciation for my beautiful cat bowl my mum gave me”—because even when they say “nothing about me is beautiful or interesting”, the drink proves they absolutely are.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Angel’s tweets suggest a warm, loyal, down‑to‑earth personality that fits Hufflepuff best. She shows clear affection and appreciation for small comforts, like her food and gifts from loved ones, in posts such as “tweet of appreciation for my beautiful cat bowl my mum gave me” and “noodle bowl by mum”, which reflects a very Hufflepuff valuing of homey care and relationships. Even when she’s self‑critical or struggling, she expresses that in a straightforward, unpretentious way, as in “too fat. bad hair. bad features. boring personality. no socialising skills. rbf. what the fuck didn’t go wrong with me”, showing emotional honesty rather than calculated image‑crafting. Her playful, cozy posts like “dormir 😍😍😍” and enthusiasm about clothes and treats, such as “bought snoopy panties”, give the vibe of someone who seeks simple joys and comfort. While there are no clear signs of high ambition or intellectual obsession characteristic of Slytherin or Ravenclaw, her consistent focus on feelings, comfort, and relationships aligns strongly with Hufflepuff’s loyalty, softness, and appreciation of everyday life.
Your movie
Your song
Traitor - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑suited song for angel is “Traitor” by Olivia Rodrigo, because it mixes raw insecurity, self-criticism, and intense emotionality in a way that mirrors her timeline. She often talks about feeling ugly and unlovable, like in “too fat. bad hair. bad features. boring personality. no socialising skills. rbf. what the fuck didn’t go wrong with me” and “nothing about me is beautiful or interesting i am going to jump off a bridge”, which echoes the song’s themes of feeling replaced and not good enough. Her recurring fixation on looks and body – from “at what bmi does a thigh gap start appearing ?” to meticulous calorie counts like “feijoada 520c” – fits the song’s intense, almost obsessive emotional focus. There’s also a dramatic flair and fandom-heavy side to her, seen in K‑pop references like “sometimes you just have to rookie rookie my super rookie rookie rookie your way through life” and her longing tweets about Wonwoo such as “where is wonwoo can he stop playing and comeback there’s ppl dying over here !!”, which align with the melodramatic, diary-page energy of Olivia’s music. Finally, the undercurrent of grief and emotional overwhelm in posts like “the realisation about my grandma and uncle being dead is just now hitting and its lowkey making everything worse” resonates with the song’s sense of hurt and betrayal by life and people around her.
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