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18 • he/him • collector of oddly specific kaomojis and unfinished games • online too much, coping with jokes, sunsets, and oversharing at 3am– @xsubziro

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The strongest throughline in Ziro’s tweets is a craving for connection, affection, and a willingness to be loyal and devoted to others, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff. Their openness about wanting to give and receive love is explicit in tweets like “im really willing to accept affection from anyone.. tell me that you love me and i'll act like a dog U^ェ^U #shtwt #988shtwt”, which shows a desire to attach deeply to people, even at their own expense. They also frame their enjoyment and comfort around shared experiences with others, such as “when a new #shedtwt video pops up and we gather around and laugh about it together ❤️ ( ꈍᴗꈍ)”, highlighting togetherness and community over individual glory or ambition. Even when discussing their mental health, they think in relational terms—feeling drained and apologizing for being less present with others in “i feel so drained these days (´ ﹏ ;) sorry for being kinda inactive :<”. While there is some self-destructiveness and dark humor, there is little evidence of Slytherin-style calculated ambition, Ravenclaw-style intellectual focus, or Gryffindor-style outward heroics; instead, their defining traits are emotional warmth, need for belonging, and a willingness to attach intensely to the people around them—quintessentially Hufflepuff qualities.

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Billie Eilish’s bury a friend fits them because it captures a mix of self-destructive urges, numbness, and a dark sense of playfulness that shows up all over their timeline. They casually wish for death in a way that mirrors the song’s matter-of-fact treatment of suicidal ideation, like when they say they “wish i had a gun to shoot myself!” “i wish i had a gun to shoot myself! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧ #suicidetwt #shtwt #988twt” and describe “family fatigue” with killing themself as one of only two options “i have family fatigue and the only way to cure it is killing myself or moving out and going no contact (。•̀ᴗ )✧ #shtwt #988twt #shedtwt #suicidetwt”. The way they treat self-harm as both compulsion and routine matches the song’s eerie, repetitive pull, such as craving sharper blades and being frustrated their cuts are only “cat scratches” “idk if i just have a bad blade or what cuz no matter how much i try i cant get past cat scratches, its starting to get infuriating (¬_¬')” and feeling relief after a “decent sesh” “i finally got a decent sesh and no one bothered me (╥ヮ╥) i feel so much relief ❤️ no pics but it felt like a treat after so long.. #shtwt #shedtwt #988twt”. Their desire to be hurt and used — “im addicted.. to being hurt..” “this is late night mental illness talking but i really want someone to indulge in my self destructive tendencies.. i know thats bad but... (• ▽ •;) im addicted.. to being hurt.. #shtwt #shedtwt #988twt” — echoes the song’s theme of being both victim and participant in their own destruction. Even their admission that they’d “do anything for attention” in their bio and their longing for pervy attention “kinda miss the pervy guys who gave me attention cuz at least i knew i was desirable (。•́︿•̀。) #shtwt #988twt” fits the song’s blend of vulnerability, need for validation, and horror-movie aesthetics. Overall, bury a friend captures their dark humor, self-harm fixation, suicidal thoughts, and craving to be seen, all wrapped in a haunting, intimate tone that feels very similar to how they tweet.

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