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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His enthusiasm for sports, video games, and even his job, as seen in tweets like 'If NMS gets boats I'm gonna get sucked in and have to play as a space pirate [picture] [quoted tweet]' and 'Just spent the last hour and a half power washing a deck in pure bliss. Being an adult has it's moments [picture]' shows his passionate nature.
- Humorous: His frequent use of sarcasm and self-deprecating humor, as seen in tweets like 'I also have no idea what I'm doing at my job [picture] [quoted tweet]' and 'The hot girl from high school is posting her own tweets in a carousel on Instagram Oh how the mighty have fallen [picture]' shows his humorous side.
- Opinionated: He's not afraid to voice his opinions, even if they are controversial, as seen in tweets like 'ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS! SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER REVENGE TOUR STARTS TODAY!!! [picture] [quoted tweet]' and 'Republicans right now: 'SEE SOLAR IS BAD BECAUSE THE LIBHRUL MOON IS BLOCKING IT! MORE COAL REFINERIES!!!' [picture]' shows his willingness to speak his mind.
- Observant: His ability to pick up on trends and make witty observations about them, as seen in tweets like 'The Internet is so boring these days [picture]' and 'The hot girl from high school is posting her own tweets in a carousel on Instagram Oh how the mighty have fallen [picture]' shows his observant nature.
- Loyal: His dedication to his favorite teams, as seen in tweets like 'GIANTSSSSSS [picture]' and 'LET 👏🏻 RUSS 👏🏻 SMELT 👏🏻 [picture] [quoted tweet]' shows his loyalty to the things he cares about.
Weaknesses:
- Cynicism: His frequent sarcastic comments about current events, like 'The hot girl from high school is posting her own tweets in a carousel on Instagram Oh how the mighty have fallen [picture]' and 'Republicans right now: 'SEE SOLAR IS BAD BECAUSE THE LIBHRUL MOON IS BLOCKING IT! MORE COAL REFINERIES!!!' [picture]' show his cynical side.
- Impulsiveness: His tendency to make impulsive decisions, as seen in tweets like 'The driver I want is on sale I said I wasn't gonna buy stupid shit but ... I need it [picture]' and 'I'm gonna feel bad about this Saquon Barkley News right up until week 4 when he goes down with a high ankle sprain [picture]' shows his impulsiveness.
- Frustration: His frequent expressions of frustration, as seen in tweets like 'It's too early for me to be this mad [picture]' and 'Sorry if I made you mad today, I'm just really pissy about things I have no control over [picture]' show his tendency to get frustrated easily.
- Distractibility: His tendency to get distracted by things like video games and sports, as seen in tweets like 'If NMS gets boats I'm gonna get sucked in and have to play as a space pirate [picture] [quoted tweet]' and 'So Scottie is DEFINITELY winning the tourney right [picture]' shows his distractibility.
- Impatience: His frequent complaints about waiting, as seen in tweets like 'HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF XMEN 97 OH MT FUCKING GODDD I NEED IT NOW [picture]' and 'Doctors 🤝 Barbers Getting you to show up for an appointment to wait 30 minutes before you're seen [picture]' shows his impatience.
Your Simpsons character
Lenny Leonard
MATTRESS ETC's love of sports, his tendency to get caught up in the moment, and his occasional bursts of anger all point to Lenny Leonard. He's a loyal friend and a dedicated fan, but he can also be easily distracted and prone to outbursts of frustration. His tweets about his love for the New Jersey Giants, 'GIANTSSSSSS [picture]', and his frustration with the NBA, 'Betting on the NBA really sucks these days huh Call me when the NFL is back on [picture]' show his passionate nature and his tendency to get caught up in the moment, much like Lenny.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a Jersey Shore boardwalk, because you're hot and I want to spend all my money on you.
- I'm not sure what's more impressive, your beauty or your ability to make me laugh. I'm guessing it's both.
- I'm not a golfer, but I'd be willing to learn if it meant I could spend more time with you.
- I'm not sure what's more addictive, my love for video games or my love for you.
- If you were a video game, I'd play you on repeat.
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Sports enthusiast, gamer, and lover of all things New Jersey. Always looking for a good laugh and a good debate. DM me if you want to talk about anything from the latest NFL draft to the best way to make a pasta dish. – @xthek1ng
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Hufflepuff
MATTRESS ETC's loyalty to his favorite teams, his dedication to his job, and his love for his home state of New Jersey all point to Hufflepuff. He's not afraid to express his opinions, but he also shows a strong sense of community and loyalty to the things he cares about. His tweets about his love for his Miata, 'Random people complimenting the Miata never gets old [picture]', and his dedication to his job, 'Just spent the last hour and a half power washing a deck in pure bliss. Being an adult has it's moments [picture]', show his dedication to the simple things in life, a quality that aligns with Hufflepuff.
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Lose Yourself - Eminem
MATTRESS ETC's love of sports, his drive to succeed, and his occasional struggles with frustration all point to 'Lose Yourself'. He's a bit of a hustler, but he's also got a good heart and a strong sense of determination. His tweets about his love for sports, 'So Scottie is DEFINITELY winning the tourney right [picture]' and his struggles with frustration, 'It's too early for me to be this mad [picture]' show his drive to succeed and his occasional struggles with frustration, much like the character in 'Lose Yourself'.
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