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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Her tweet about sleeping with uncovered feet being the most extreme thing she's done shows her ability to find humor in mundane situations.
- Romantic: Her poetic musings about love, such as 'si así es el amor, al nuestro le queda poco más de media luna,' highlight her romantic nature.
- Pop culture enthusiast: Her numerous references to anime, celebrities, and music, like 'es literalmente Takemichi de tokyo revengers,' showcase her deep connection to pop culture.
- Self-aware: She acknowledges her own flaws and decisions, like when she tweets 'dar siempre las cosas por sentado es mi talento, mi especialidad, y la estupidez más grande que he hecho.'
- Empathetic: Her tweet 'yo siempre escucho a todos, pero quién me escucha a mí?' reflects her emotional depth and care for others.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: Her tweet 'faak q hago, estoy procrastinando algo que no debería' shows how procrastination impacts her life.
- Overthinking: Her tendency to overanalyze, as seen in 'q cagada esa parte d mi q conecta las cosas más tontas posibles hasta hacerme ideas bn irreales aksjaj,' can be a weakness.
- Impulsivity: Deleting social media accounts impulsively, as in 'm desaparecí de insta otra vez para dejar de stalkear,' demonstrates her impulsive nature.
- Self-critical: Her frequent tweets about feeling like a horrible person, such as 'dios mío q horrible persona soy,' indicate a tendency to be overly self-critical.
- Idealizing others: Her romanticized view of people, like her crush on the gymrat, can lead to unrealistic expectations ('mi amor vuelve!!! me arrepiento de haberte dejado').
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, she is introspective, emotional, and sometimes overthinks situations. Her tweet 'pensando en retrospectiva, me doy cuenta de que no he tenido un solo año bueno desde que empezó la pandemia' mirrors Lisa's tendency to reflect deeply on life. Both are also romantics at heart, with a flair for drama and idealism.
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Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a snail with shoes? Because you’re slow to notice, but you’re walking all over my heart.
- If I were a Dorito Dynamita, I’d roll myself up just to be close to you.
- Are you Takemichi from Tokyo Revengers? Because I’d travel through time just to be with you.
- Forget the Sanborns de los Azulejos, you’re already the most valuable thing in the room.
- Are you procrastination? Because I can’t stop thinking about you even when I shouldn’t.
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🌸 Romantic mess navigating life | 🎭 Humor, heartbreak, and pop culture | 🐌 Caracol tattoo enthusiast | DM me only if you’re Felix from SKZ– @xtheyhateme
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Hufflepuff
Her emotional depth, loyalty, and empathetic nature align with the values of Hufflepuff. She often expresses care for others, such as 'yo siempre escucho a todos, pero quién me escucha a mí?' She also shows a strong sense of dedication, even if it’s to her own emotions or interests, like obsessing over her crush. Her humor and love for simple joys, like wanting a snail tattoo, also fit the Hufflepuff vibe.
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Somebody Else - The 1975
This song, about longing, heartbreak, and moving on, perfectly encapsulates her emotional tweets, such as 'podría soltarte, pero nunca olvidarte.' The melancholic yet reflective tone of the song mirrors her personality and tweets.
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