XtrapolisLegs
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Musician: She actively produces music, having recently “threw down a polyrhythmic jazz dance track in ableton” and created “Opus No. 2”.
- Observational Humorist: She finds humor in mundane public transit quirks, such as “george clinton on some puppygirl shit” and comparing “century city” to Box Hill.
- Culinary Experimenter: Chloe frequently cooks from scratch, whether making “tinga snack pack” or “trying to make rotisserie shawarma”.
- Local Community Supporter: She expresses deep appreciation for the talent in Naarm, noting it is “crazy that there’s this much music made by people in my city”.
- Self-Awareness: She is candid about her identity and journey, even making light of her “pretransition eyebrows” haunting her student ID card.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Disorganization: Her ADHD often leads to being overwhelmed, such as needing “10 minutes at the supermarket per item”.
- Academic Procrastination: She struggles with deadlines, once being “locked out” of her laptop with an unfinished essay due that night.
- Severe Executive Dysfunction: Chloe admits to a “genuine phobia of writing” and struggling with “chronic tiredness”.
- Hyper-fixation Issues: She notes that stimulants make her “lock in, but never on what I need to be locked into”.
- Social Overthinking: She experiences social anxiety, “deleting then re workshopping a basic response” to messages because they sound wrong.
Your Simpsons character
Otto Mann
Chloe shares Otto's deep obsession with public transit and music, frequently documenting her life through "orange king long electric" buses and the "metro tunnel platforms". Much like Springfield's resident bus driver, her life is a series of hazy, weed-influenced adventures, whether she is "getting high and creating Opus No. 2" or watching Koyaanisqatsi while "stoned last night and started bawling". She exhibits the same chaotic, laid-back energy of a person who would "shazam the bar playlist" while dealing with a "genuine phobia of writing" essays. Ultimately, her focus on "polyrhythmic jazz dance tracks" and the intricacies of the Melbourne commute mirrors Otto's singular devotion to heavy riffs and the open road.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Chloe exhibits strong Perceiving (P) and Intuition (N) traits through her spontaneous and often chaotic life updates, such as “somehow forgot my laptop password and have now been locked out for 2 hours”. Her Extraversion (E) is seen in her high-energy public engagement and enthusiasm for the surrounding world, noted when she describes speaking “like a delighted toddler who just witnessed someone fart” when making jokes. She shows a Feeling (F) preference by openly sharing emotional vulnerabilities, including “crying my eyes out” over art or expressing body dysphoria. Her Ne-dominance is further highlighted by her abstract and surreal humor, like imagining “inventing bananas was peak monkey business”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the 86 tram? Because even when I’m at the wrong stop, I’m still hoping you’re the one I end up on.
- I’d never use ChatGPT to talk to you—I’ll take the dehydration and the writers block if it means I get to find the poetry in our steak together.
- Is your name David Byrne? Because you’re exactly my transition goals and I’m ready to stop making sense with you.
- I promise I’m not just hitting on you in an ‘air traffic control’ way, but I’d definitely wait 40 minutes in the Brunswick rain just to see you.
- If you’re worried about those pre-transition eyebrows haunting your student card, we can just go to a bar and Shazam the playlist until we forget they exist.
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Naarm based music maker & UniMelb student. When I’m not missing the 86 tram or making polyrhythmic jazz in Ableton, I’m being hexed by minor inconveniences.– @XtrapolisLegs
Your signature cocktail
The Pakenham Pipeline Punch
This experimental Melbourne-inspired concoction captures Chloe’s chaotic transit energy and her unique 'BL era'. The base of Monster Energy reflects her musical hustle, like when she “cracked open a pipeline punch monster and threw down a polyrhythmic jazz dance track”, while the violet liqueur honors the “electric grape” that hums. A daring dash of fish sauce is added for those nights she’s “fucking covered in fish sauce mate”, served in a glass that looks as 'dripped out' as her outfits. It’s the perfect drink for someone who admits “when I say I’m stupid I mean I thought I was stupid” while navigating the complexities of the Metro tunnel.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Chloe exhibits the Ravenclaw traits of eccentric creativity and an analytical, observant mind. She demonstrates a unique intellectual curiosity and wit when comparing “reading academic prose” to reading Dutch, or when she creates a “polyrhythmic jazz dance track in ableton”. Her deep appreciation for art and composition is further evidenced by her “bawling my eyes out” while watching Koyaanisqatsi. Furthermore, her penchant for abstract thought is seen in her philosophical musings on “the poetry of steak” and the evolutionary history of monkeys and bananas.
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Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads
As a trans woman living in Melbourne with a self-described “transition goal” of being David Byrne, Chloe embodies the erratic, rhythmic energy of Once in a Lifetime. Her feed is a stream of consciousness often centered on the absurdity of daily life and public transit, such as when she “accidentally locked in on being warm and cozy” on Vyvanse or found herself “striding in time” to a song's BPM. Much like the song's themes of existential disorientation, she frequently posts about being geographically or mentally lost, noting how she “genuinely just missed my stop on the metro tunnel” because she couldn't identify the station. Her blend of hyper-specific local observations and neurodivergent humor perfectly mirrors the 'beautiful house, beautiful wife' questioning of the track.
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