Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings, like questioning her relationship and self-worth in “Does my bf actually love me??? I feel so unloved and unwanted today”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own obsessive and depressive patterns, as in “I get so obsessive that it's maddening… How am I meant to stop flip flopping between the two?!”.
- Seeking help: Actively asks others for guidance on emotional struggles, like “How does one go about dealing with jealousy issues towards, and perceived abandonment from, their partner”.
- Affectionate partner: Expresses deep love and attachment to her boyfriend, even in extreme ways, such as “I love my bf so dearly that I wanna keep him in a basement and fill it with enrichment activities”.
- Expressive persona: Uses a distinct aesthetic and identity in bio and tweets (AuDHD, dere labels, dramatic lyrics) like “I want your everything… You're mine and mine alone”, showing strong creative self-expression.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently expresses desire to die or self-harm, as in “I wanna k1ll mys3lf” and “Might fuck around and puke my guts out for fun <3”.
- Extreme jealousy: Feels intense jealousy and fear of abandonment, shown in “I HATE WHEN MY BF ISNT ONLY PAYING ATTENTION TO ME I NEED TO BE HIS ONE AND ONLY”.
- Boundary issues: Talks about snooping and wanting to monitor her partner’s computer, such as “How does one infect their partner's PC with something that will let them see what they're doing 24/7???”.
- Self-loathing: Harshly criticizes herself, calling herself the worst person in “Im the worst perspn to ever live What the fuck Wht am i like thos”.
- Unstable attachment: Rapidly shifts between wanting to leave and being obsessively attached, as seen in “I wish I wasnt so attached to my boyfriend so that I could leave him… then I get so obsessive that it's maddening”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a darker, more unstable AU version of her. Like Lisa, Mia is intensely self-reflective and overthinks her relationships, asking things like “Chat how does one deal with the feeling of being unwanred/percieved abandonment?” and “How does one go about dealing with jealousy issues towards, and perceived abandonment from, their partner”. Lisa often feels isolated and unloved despite being devoted to others, mirroring tweets such as “Does my bf actually love me??? I feel so unloved and unwanted today”. Mia’s intense idealization and possessiveness over her boyfriend, seen in “Me? Snooping around on my bf's computer while he's at work? Only a little very!! :3” and the jokingly controlling fantasy in “He'd be allowed all sorts of games and he'd be allowed to watch videos.. ..but not unless I have approved them first :3”, parallel Lisa’s capacity for obsessive causes—if her empathy were twisted into yandere-style fixation. The self-loathing and depressive tone in “Im the worst perspn to ever live What the fuck Wht am i like thos” and “Not too depressed to code Just depressed enough to want to die ^^” echo Lisa’s frequent existential crises and feelings of not being good enough. Overall, Mia reads like a hyper-online, mentally ill, romantic-obsessive Lisa: highly emotional, introspective, craving love and validation, and spiraling when she feels rejected.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They appear more Introverted (I) than extroverted: their tweets center on internal states, solitary walks, and sitting alone in the park for hours, like “Im walking from the park to the shops now, cuz i dont wanna go back yet.. but the sun had set around 30 minutes ago and im alone But unfortunately im also feeling so anxious and depressed that i might throw up”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N), with emphasis on emotional meanings, fears, and dramatic relationship narratives rather than sensory specifics, as in “If I become a shitty internet waifu, will someone finally like me enough to make me their reason to live, like I do to everyone else?”, which is about identity and purpose more than concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F)-driven: decisions and reactions are based on emotional hurt, perceived abandonment, and love-obsession, shown by “I wish I wasnt so attached to my boyfriend… I get so obsessive that it's maddening” and “Does my bf actually love me??? I feel so unloved and unwanted today”. Their life appears more Perceiving (P) than judging: they describe intense mood swings, impulsive urges, and lack of structured coping (e.g., “Anyways I'm feeling annoyed and wanna kill everyone ever in the world, so I'm gonna cut myself today and idc if my bf finds out”), and they ask open-endedly how to handle jealousy and abandonment, as in “How does one go about dealing with jealousy issues towards, and perceived abandonment from, their partner”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional world, romantic idealization and despair, identity searching, and chaotic, reactive behavior aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘not too depressed to code, just depressed enough to want to die ^^’ — if you ever want a debugging partner, I promise to help you fix errors in your code and not the way you type ‘wht am i like thos’.
- You joked about infecting your bf’s PC to see what he’s doing 24/7… instead of malware, how about we install a shared Steam library and you just monitor how often I’m playing games instead of texting you?
- That tweet where you’re at the park for 3+ hours wondering if your bf actually loves you — if I were there, I’d sit next to you, hand you a warm drink, and list every reason I do, in fact, think you’re worth staying for.
- You said you’d keep your bf in a basement full of enrichment activities with only pre‑approved videos… good news: I’m enrichment‑ready, fully up to date on my shots, and willing to sign a waiver acknowledging that I am, in fact, your one and only.
- You quoted ‘I want your everything… I’ll kill you if you try to run’ — bold of you to assume I’d even try to run when being your ‘shitty internet waifu’ is literally my final character build.
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19 • Aussie dev in progress • Balancing bugs, brain gremlins & boyfriend lore • Once walked the park till sunset just to avoid going home and overthinking– @xx_mia_dere_xx
Your signature cocktail
The Obsessive Amadere Sour
The Blackberry vodka is intense and a little dangerous, mirroring tweets like “I want your everything… (And I'll kill you if you try to run) (You're mine and mine alone)” and “Mentally killing my bf to death with spears... I love him so dearly…”. Yuzu juice adds a sharp, anxious sour kick for the constant jealousy and abandonment fears in “How does one go about dealing with jealousy issues towards, and perceived abandonment from, their partner” and “Chat how does one deal with the feeling of being unwanred/percieved abandonment?”. Rose syrup is the syrupy, obsessive romance, both cute and suffocating, like “I love my bg so very much But sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me the same, even if he does” and the desperate waifu yearning in “If I become a shitty internet waifu, will someone finally like me enough to make me their reason to live”. The activated charcoal salt rim gives a dramatic, self-destructive bite for lines like “Not too depressed to code Just depressed enough to want to die ^^”, “Might fuck around and puke my guts out for fun <3”, and the repeated “KMS KMS KMS KMS KMS…”. Finally, the single maraschino cherry locked in an ice cube is her boyfriend: pretty, trapped, and constantly monitored, echoing “Me? Snooping around on my bf's computer while he's at work? Only a little very!! :3 If I don't do this, the anxiety will eat away at me until I kms” and the joking threat in “How does one infect their partner's PC with something that will let them see what they're doing 24/7??? ..no reason.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their defining traits are intense possessiveness, jealousy, and a drive for control, which align most closely with Slytherin. They openly fantasize about controlling and monitoring their boyfriend, asking “How does one infect their partner's PC with something that will let them see what they're doing 24/7???” and admitting “Me? Snooping around on my bf's computer while he's at work? Only a little very!! :3 If I don't do this, the anxiety will eat away at me until I kms”. That desire to "keep" someone entirely to themselves, framed almost like a twisted enrichment project—“I wanna keep him in a basement and fill it with enrichment activities.. He'd be allowed all sorts of games and he'd be allowed to watch videos.. ..but not unless I have approved them first :3”—shows a cunning, controlling streak rather than simple romantic devotion. Even their more poetic expressions of love sound like possessive oaths and threats, e.g. “I want your everything… (And I'll kill you if you try to run) (You're mine and mine alone)”, which is very in line with Slytherin’s darker, obsessive loyalty to "their" people. While there is emotional vulnerability and self-loathing in tweets like “I feel so unloved and unwanted today”, the consistent throughline is an intense, strategic focus on keeping what they value, no matter the cost—classic Slytherin energy.
Your movie
Your song
Obsession - OK Go
A fitting song for Mia is “Obsession” by OK Go because its theme of overwhelming fixation mirrors her intense, possessive attachment to her boyfriend and constant anxiety about abandonment. She openly describes needing control and surveillance, like when she says she’s snooping on his PC and jokes about needing spyware to watch him “How does one infect their partner's PC with something that will let them see what they're doing 24/7??? ..no reason.” and “Me? Snooping around on my bf's computer while he's at work? Only a little very!! :3 If I don't do this, the anxiety will eat away at me until I kms”. The song’s lyrics about being consumed by someone align with her yandere/amadere persona and her fantasy of total control, like keeping him in a basement with “enrichment activities” “Mentally killing my bf to death with spears... I love him so dearly that I wanna keep him in a basement and fill it with enrichment activities.. He'd be allowed all sorts of games and he'd be allowed to watch videos.. ..but not unless I have approved them first :3”. Her extreme emotional swings between wanting to leave and then becoming obsessive “I wish I wasnt so attached to my boyfriend so that I could leave him But then after my depressive episodes and my issues subside and such, I get so obsessive that it's maddening” also echo the song’s sense of fixation that feels both irresistible and destructive. The constant jealousy, insecurity, and need to be his “one and only” “KMS KMS KMS KMS KMS I HATE WHEN MY BF ISNT ONLY PAYING ATTENTION TO ME I NEED TO BE HIS ONE AND ONLY ISTG” strongly resonate with the idea of an obsession that dominates her thoughts and behavior.
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