Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Caring guardian: Frequently prioritizes Buster’s needs, like buying toys and food even with limited money in “buying buster a new toy and more food because im low ❤️” and worrying about his wheelchair in “how the PHUCK did you manage to break your wheelchair”.
- Resilient survivor: Grew up “passed around” and had life plans disrupted yet continues pushing forward and joking about it in “shame my life highkey got fucked ova tho” and “i was passed around as a child saurrrr”.
- Self-aware thinker: Shows reflection about mental state and memory, like noticing something is off and missing prescriptions in “arghhhh when is the last time i got my prescription filled :’)” and “something feels off.. i just.. i dont know what”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares fear, guilt, and confusion, such as “what the hell did i do. i didnt mean to.. i was scared” and anxiety about being watched in “i cant help but feel like im being trailed.? is that normal”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses dramatic, playful tone to narrate chaos, like Buster’s antics in “AND NOW YOU ARE UPSET BECAUSE YOUR WALKING FUNNY” and kitchen disasters in “SOS MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE AGAIN HELP”.
Weaknesses:
- Criminal behavior: Openly admits to theft and pickpocketing, such as “i took that jerks wallet!! 🥳🥳”, stealing dog food in “i just. took it without paying”, and raiding buildings in “whatever pays the bills… these labs and houses are wayy too easy to bust into”.
- Impulsive spending: Regularly prioritizes spinners over essentials and loses allowance for it, like “cool ass spinna will be here in a few days soooo whateverrrrrrrrr i can live without money for a weeeeek” and “my allowance provider found out about the spinner….”.
- Avoidant guilt: Haunted by past harm yet mainly flees, reflected in [“all you do is run. ] you are nothing but a coward” and their own confusion and regret in “i didnt mean to.. i was scared thats all it was an accident”.
- Poor healthcare: Neglects prescriptions and physical well-being, like “arghhhh when is the last time i got my prescription filled :’)” and complaints of persistent pain in “my back hurts. invest in better furniture.”.
- Risky thrill-seeking: Seeks danger for excitement or profit, such as exploring abandoned buildings in “might check it out sometime”, nearly getting beaten up in “almost got the shit beat out of me but thats fine!”, and continuing to break into labs in “whatever pays the bills”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This account lines up most with Bart Simpson: mischievous, impulsive, and always in some kind of trouble, but with a reluctant soft side. Like Bart’s constant pranks and petty crimes, this user casually boasts about theft, e.g. “old habits die NEVER i took that jerks wallet!! 🥳🥳” and “i couldnt find cheap dog food so i just. took it without paying 😎”. There’s also the same chaotic, joking energy around danger and responsibility, such as “SOS MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE AGAIN HELP I TRIED TO COOK AGAIN SOS” and blowing money on toys like “SPINNER! SPINNER!! SPINNER!!!!”. Yet, underneath the chaos, they clearly care about others, especially their dog Buster, shown in posts like “thats better!!!! buster should be able to walk a lot better now! wayy more balanced :D” and stressing over wheelchair costs in “DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE ARE.”. The messy past, guilt, and memory issues hinted at in tweets like “what the hell did i do. i didnt mean to.. i was scared thats all it was an accident” also mirror Bart’s occasional serious arcs where his troublemaking has real emotional consequences.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, overshare daily life, and love attention and drama, e.g. bragging about theft and conflict in “old habits die NEVER i took that jerks wallet!! 🥳🥳” and loudly complaining about social apps in “this is why i don’t use apps like this.. whats with all you freaks on here”. They’re strongly Sensing: their focus is on concrete, sensory details—money, dog food, broken wheelchairs, burning kitchens—like “buster. how the PHUCK did you manage to break your wheelchair. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE ARE.” and “kitchen a tad burnt. need 2 buy wall paint”. They show a Feeling preference, driven by emotions, relationships, and guilt rather than detached logic: they vent about abandonment and childhood in “LOL i was passed around as a child saurrrr uh happy mothers day...” and spiral over moral responsibility in “what the hell did i do. i didnt mean to.. no i was just., i was scared thats all it was an accident”. Finally, they fit Perceiving: they’re chaotic, impulsive, and avoid structure, constantly making last‑minute or reckless choices—stealing instead of budgeting in “im finally back homee 😎😎😎 i couldnt find cheap dog food so i just. took it without paying”, buying spinners instead of necessities in “oh no!!! 😱😱😱i got my allowance taken away!!! bad spending decisions will be the death of me!!”, and reacting spontaneously to danger in “wow!! okay almost got the shit beat out of me but thats fine! i was able to get away so thats what matters i guess!!”. Overall, their loud, present‑focused, emotional, and improvisational style aligns best with ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if your allowance provider cut you off for buying one spinner, how much trouble would I get you in if I asked you out AND bought you the coolest ass spinner in the store?
- You stealing that guy’s wallet on 2025-12-22 was wild, but honestly? You already robbed me the second you made his face your #NewProfilePic out of pure spite.
- You fixed Buster’s balance on 2025-07-01, but then you tweeted you couldn’t remember what you were doing… If you ever forget again, I volunteer as the thing you were doing.
- You survived acid, rocks, and haunted hallways in that 2025-03-31 nightmare thread, plus multiple kitchen fires… clearly you’ve got a death wish. Wanna risk one more dangerous thing and catch feelings with me?
- You said you planned to major in psychology and that you’re ‘not actually that stupid’ on 2025-05-12—wanna put that degree-in-progress to use and analyze why my attachment style suddenly became ‘clinging to you and Buster forever’?
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Part-time dog wrangler, full-time spinner enthusiast. Once burned my kitchen twice in one week, but my three-legged menace still thinks I’m competent.– @XxepicfidgetxX
Your signature cocktail
The Crossroads Klepto Fidget-Spinner
This chaotic cocktail spins as hard as Fidget does over a new toy, fueled by high-proof spiced rum for their reckless, always-on-the-move energy and crime habits like “old habits die NEVER i took that jerks wallet!! 🥳🥳” and “me x overcharging for stuff when i don’t even know what it is <3 gotta make bux some way or another >_>”. Black cherry soda keeps it playful and sugary-sweet, echoing their dramatic, childish excitement in “SPINNER SPINNER SPINNER!!!!!!!!” and love for cool-ass spinners and toys. Burnt sugar syrup nods to their literally scorched domestic life—kitchen mishaps like “SOS MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE AGAIN HELP I TRIED TO COOK AGAIN” and “kitchen a tad burnt. need 2 buy wall paint”—adding a smoky, caramelized depth under the chaos. Sour lime juice cuts through the sweetness with the bite of guilt, fear, and self-loathing threaded through lines like “what the hell did i do. i didnt mean to.. no i was just., i was scared thats all it was an accident” and the eerie memory loss of “there are contacts and names on my phone i do not recognize. is someone pranking me???”. The fizzy candy rim crackles like static nerves and intrusive thoughts, echoing the feeling of being watched in “i cant help but feel like im being trailed.? is that normal like.. the constant feeling of being watched??” while still keeping it fun and over-the-top. Strong, sweet, a little burnt, and constantly popping off—this is a motel-room mix born at the crossroads, 0/1/1, where survival, bad decisions, and a three-legged menace named Buster all meet in one glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their defining traits are cunning, opportunism, and self-preservation, all classic Slytherin qualities. They repeatedly resort to theft without remorse, bragging about pickpocketing someone to buy dog supplies and a spinner: “buying buster a new toy and more food because im low ❤️ ... your pockets where really easy to swipe ❤️” and “old habits die NEVER i took that jerks wallet!! 🥳🥳”. They also deliberately exploit others for profit, boasting “me x overcharging for stuff when i don’t even know what it is <3 gotta make bux some way or another >_>” and targeting easy marks: “whatever pays the bills... plus these labs and houses are wayy too easy to bust into”. Their instinct is to run and protect themselves rather than be heroic, echoed in the guilt-tinged memory, [“all you do is run. ] [ you are nothing but a coward ]”](https://x.com/XxepicfidgetxX/status/1906590224404156694), and their constant self-focused survival like funding a motel room through crime: “got away with all the stuff ^^ gonna try to sell some of it off today, motel room is getting cluttered..”. While they show some Hufflepuff-adjacent care for Buster, even that care is pursued through cunning and morally flexible means, which squarely roots them in Slytherin rather than any other house.
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Your song
Bad Liar - Imagine Dragons
A fitting song for Fidget is “Bad Liar” by Imagine Dragons, because it captures someone trying to act like everything’s fine while being haunted by guilt and past mistakes. Their casual crime and bravado, like “old habits die NEVER i took that jerks wallet!! 🥳🥳” and “me x overcharging for stuff when i don’t even know what it is <3 gotta make bux some way or another >_>”, contrasts sharply with the more fractured, self-loathing moments. The song’s themes of regret and self-deception mirror tweets such as “what the hell did i do. i didnt mean to.. no i was just., i was scared thats all it was an accident” and the ominous voice saying “[ forgiveness is out of reach. and your hands are stained with sin. ]”. Their shaky memory and disorientation, shown in “there are contacts and names on my phone i do not recognize. is someone pranking me???” and “agh.. what was i doing again? i cant remember..”, echo the song’s struggle with internal turmoil. Despite the chaos, they keep a joking, upbeat front with posts like “SPINNER! SPINNER!! SPINNER!!!!” and affection for Buster, making Bad Liar’s mix of energy and emotional conflict an especially good match.
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