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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as very Bart-coded: chaotic, sarcastic, and constantly joking about violence and disaster in a way that’s clearly unserious, like “kill everybody on this website im so serious” and “lets all just die”. They’re a self-proclaimed hater (“part time hater lwk”) who would rather do anything but study, echoing Bart’s attitude toward school in tweets like “bruh im so washed im reading yaoi instead of studying rn” and “skipping school would genuinely heal me”. Like Bart, they thrive on being a little problematic-but-funny, e.g. “nobody liking ts im gonna start killing everyone” and the very unfiltered “PLS LET ME LICK YOUR ASSHOLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. At the same time, there’s a softer, clingy side under the chaos—missing people (“WHO IS UP MISSING THAT ONE PERSON”) and hoping someone thinks of their gifts (“hope she thinks about me everytime she looks at the gifts i gave her”)—which fits Bart’s occasional bursts of sentimentality. Overall, the mix of mischief, school-related nihilism, horny jokes, and hidden affection lines up far more with Bart than with the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): although they’re very online, most tweets are about their inner world (stress, fandom thoughts, self-deprecation) rather than offline socializing, e.g. “skipping school would genuinely heal me” and “i js wanna be a useless bum i dont wanna do anything”, and they mention feeling not very close to people: “kinda? like im not friendless im just not that close with them”. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing: their timeline is dominated by ships, character dynamics, and abstract exaggerations like “lets all just die” and joking about the concept of their account “the concept of this account”, rather than concrete, sensory details. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they react emotionally and value personal feelings over logic, seen in “ppl who r passive aggresive r gonna go to hell im so serious like fuck you dude” and their dramatic affection for mutuals and ships such as “katt ilyy 🤍🤍”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and go with the flow rather than plan, e.g. “studied for like 30 minuted and then i took a 2 hours break” and “im gonna tanked this exam but idgaf anymore bruh fml”, and frequently change layouts and strawpage plans on a whim like “should i redo my strawpage?” and “redoing my strawpage who wanna be in the oomf wall page??”. Putting this together, their emotional intensity, idealistic/fandom focus, inwardness, and messy spontaneity align best with INFP.

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Sora • she/her • balancing exams, yaoi, and 3-hour “study breaks.” I overthink my Strawpage more than my future.– @xxevernight

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This drink is loud, a little unhinged, and secretly soft—just like a self-proclaimed “part time hater lwk” who still tweets things like “AWW TYY OOMF 💕💕”. Blue curaçao nods to their Blue Lock / yaoi brainrot and tweets like “i dont wanna read blue lock cuz why r they talking abt soccer i thought this was yaoi??”. Spicy ginger beer captures their aggressive, over-it rants—see “kill everybody on this website im so serious” and “ppl who r passive aggresive r gonna go to hell im so serious like fuck you dude 🤦♀️🤦♀️😭😭”. Calamansi or lime juice adds a sharp, sour kick that matches exam stress and school misery like “skipping school would genuinely heal me” and “im gonna tanked this exam but idgaf anymore bruh fml”. Sweet lychee syrup represents the soft, affectionate side that makes oomf walls and says “THX FOR THE 200 FOLLOWERS GUYS IM FAMOUS 🥹🥹✅✅✅”. Finally, the edible glitter or popping candy rim reflects their chaotic, terminally-online, strawpage-making aesthetic in tweets like “redoing my strawpage who wanna be in the oomf wall page??” and “love being niche i could tweet something weird as this and no one gaf”.

Your Hogwarts House
Sora reads as a very Slytherin mix of sharp-tongued, self-preserving, and socially strategic. She openly calls herself a “part time hater” and repeatedly uses aggressive, hyperbolic language toward others, like “kill everybody on this website im so serious” and “ppl who r passive aggresive r gonna go to hell im so serious like fuck you dude 🤦♀️🤦♀️😭😭”, which shows a confrontational, dominance-asserting attitude characteristic of Slytherin rather than Hufflepuff warmth. She is also very image- and status-aware, celebrating follower milestones and niche clout with tweets like “THX FOR THE 200 FOLLOWERS GUYS IM FAMOUS 🥹🥹✅✅✅” and enjoying being niche enough that “i could tweet something weird as this and no one gaf”, suggesting a focus on social positioning. Even her humor leans into manipulative or provocative tones, such as “lets all just die” and the mock-cancellation bit “a cancel thread on @egnoowa”, which plays with call‑out culture and power dynamics. While she clearly has affection for friends (e.g., “katt ilyy 🤍🤍” and “hope she thinks about me everytime she looks at the gifts i gave her”), that loyalty sits under a dominant layer of edgy self-protection, ambition for recognition, and cutting humor—hallmarks of a Slytherin personality more than any other house.

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