Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings about self-hate, jealousy, and fear, e.g. “I hate myself so much Why do I have to be so ugly Why do I have to have jealousy issues” and “I hate myself so much I wish I could tell my parents about how bad my mental state has been for years”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own irrational patterns, like jealousy and insecurity, e.g. “that’s only because of my insecurities” and jokingly calling themselves a “fake eating disorder haver” in this tweet.
- Supportive ally: Expresses strong support for queer identities and neopronouns, e.g. “I absolutely support neopronouns… very poggers… I'm nonbinary and pansexual” and affirms others with replies like “AMENNNN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏”.
- Humorous self-expression: Uses humor and memes to cope and connect, like “If you haven't spewed danganronpa pink blood, grown wings… ur SH isn't valid..” and “Self Destruction 🥰”.
- Reflective thinker: Engages thoughtfully with topics like fiction vs reality and AI, e.g. “Hasn't it been proven by professionals that it's actually incredibly normal to like things in fiction that you don't irl?” and the critique of using AI for estimates in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive behavior: Repeatedly plans or glorifies self-harm and suicide, e.g. “I'm gunna cut after my shower tonight lol”, “Should I take all the meds in the house and try to OD tonight”, and “Chat, do I kms tonight or tomorrow morning”.
- Disordered coping: Actively seeks others to share unhealthy behaviors, e.g. “I just need friends to be disordered with” and “We can B/P and get drunk and do drvgs if you wanna <3”.
- Jealousy insecurity: Fixates on jealousy around partner, e.g. “I love being so insecure that I literally feel a burning hatred towards my boyfriend for saying a video game character looked hot” and fears abandonment in this tweet.
- External validation dependence: Relies heavily on boyfriend’s reactions and opinions, e.g. “My bf is my only source of external validation rn 🔥” and staying alive partly because “My boyfriend would be annoyed n stuff”.
- Substance misuse: Openly frames drugs and alcohol as central and desirable, e.g. “I love being a drug addict amd an alchoholic TwT” and asking “Guys pls give me money for drugs and alcohol <3 Or give me drugs for free”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, deeply emotional, and struggling with feeling misunderstood. Like Lisa, they’re openly left-wing and socially conscious, for example passionately defending Indigenous issues and calling out colonialism in Australia in “As an indigenous australian.. LITERALLY THIS PLUS YKNOW THE GENOCIDES. THE BLACK LINE. THE BREED OUT THE BLACK CAMPAIGN…”, and supporting queer identities and neopronouns in “Block me if you wanna, but I absolutely support neopronouns… (I myself am queer btw I'm nonbinary and pansexual)”. They’re introspective and self-critical, frequently talking about their mental health and suicidal ideation, such as in “I feel like I'm only alive rn because: A) I'm terrified of death and dying AND B) My boyfriend would be annoyed n stuff” and “I hate myself so much I wish I could tell my parents about how bad my mental state has been for years, but that's awkward…”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency toward depressive, existential spirals. They’re also intellectually engaged and tech-critical, warning others not to overtrust AI in “Besties.. I have dyscalculia… PLEASE DONT USE AI PLUS AI could be totally wrong”, which fits Lisa’s skeptical, research-minded personality. Finally, their feeling of being emotionally neglected and craving validation from a partner in “My bf is my only source of external validation rn 🔥” closely parallels Lisa’s recurring arc of desperately wanting recognition and love from her family and peers.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): despite craving connection, much of their life is online and self-focused, describing themselves as "chronically online" and using their boyfriend as their "only source of external validation" in “My bf is my only source of external validation rn 🔥”, and processing feelings alone in tweets like “I hate myself so much I wish I could tell my parents about how bad my mental state has been for years, but that's awkward”. They fit Intuition (N) because they frequently generalize and talk conceptually about identity, media, and morals, e.g. “Hasn't it been proven by professionals that it's actually incredibly normal to like things in fiction that you don't irl? ... You aren't your thoughts. Actions speak louder than words.” and their long political/cultural reflections in “As an indigenous australian.. LITERALLY THIS PLUS YKNOW THE GENOCIDES. THE BLACK LINE. THE BREED OUT THE BLACK CAMPAIGN.”. They are strongly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by emotion, relationships, and self-worth, such as “I feel like I'm only alive rn because: A) I'm terrified of death and dying AND B) My boyfriend would be annoyed n stuff” and intense jealousy/insecurity in “I'm so stupid and dumb and ugly I hate everything so much Like why am I getting jealous of a FICTIONAL CHARACTER.”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): they struggle with structure and follow impulses, talking about staying up until 4am before a 9–5 in “Me staying up until 4am only to be forced to wake up at 8am for my 9 5 😎✨️” and repeatedly failing to keep plans around food and self-harm, as in “Ive like .. been eating OMADs for like a week But I know that as soon as my next paycheck comes in, I'm gonna spend it on food TwT” and “I just cant starve myself like i used to... every time i try, i end up binging”. Taken together—the introspective, values-heavy, idealistic yet self-destructive tone, plus emotional intensity and lack of rigid structure—INFP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Pasito is the nectar of the gods, does that make you the chaos deity of kebabs and Monster? Because I’m 100% ready to worship at the altar of ‘Ouguguuhhjjhh kebabbbb my beloved’ with you.
- You said your shedtwt fyp is just people being unhinged and disordered—consider this a formal application to be the one normal thing on your timeline: a hot, supportive girlfriend who reminds you to eat an orange and fight scurvy, me matey.
- You joked about cutting for money and doing drugs in QLD, but plot twist: I’d rather spend that money taking you on a Brisbane date, then sit on a public bench with you so it feels less like a humiliation ritual and more like performance art featuring two hot messes.
- You said you’re Ame Chan/KAngel irl—so if you’re the chaotic internet idol, can I be your chat? I’ll spam supportive messages, enable your silly brainrot, and still vote ‘no’ on every ‘do I kms tonight or tomorrow’ poll.
- You worry about being ‘fake’ for binging kebabs and craving mangos and cream cheese, but honestly? The way you talk about food, your cats, and your boyfriend in the same breath makes you sound like the most painfully human, soft-hearted disaster—and that’s exactly my type.
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Your new Twitter bio
Brisbane-based artist + tech nerd navigating AuDHD, cats, and too much kebab. Once cried over lukewarm garlic sauce and still met a deadline.– @Xxred_linezxX
Your signature cocktail
Pasito Panic Bunny Fizz
This drink starts with passionfruit soda as a nod to their love for Pasito and sugary comfort, because “PASITO IS LITERALLY NECTAR OF THE GODS THIS SHIT IS SO GOOD”. A solid hit of dark rum reflects the chaotic, intoxicated energy of binge nights and asking moots to get wasted together, like “We can B/P and get drunk and do drvgs if you wanna <3 Lollll 😭✨️” and “Guys pls give me money for drugs and alcohol <3 Or give me drugs for free”. Blood orange liqueur brings a sweet–bitter edge for their self-destructive humor and s/h struggles, echoing “Eventually, I plan to slice the artery near the armpit” and the dark joke of “Self Destruction 🥰”. A smoked salt rim represents the burnout, dread, and feeling "cooked" from anxiety and work stress, tying into “Feeling sick with anxiety Couldn't sleep properly Been shaking all day” and “My manager makes me wanna kms She keeps micromanaging me”. Finally, a splash of heavy cream over ice softens everything with a messy, comforting richness—just like their love of kebabs and takeout and calling themselves a “fake eating disorder haver” in “Im such a fake eating disorder haver LOLLL”, and the vulnerable softness they show when they say “I just need friends to be disordered with, imma be so fr”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong need for connection and loyalty, especially around friends and their boyfriend. For example, they talk about wanting friends to share difficult experiences with in a very ride-or-die way: “I just need friends to be disordered with, imma be so fr” and “I kinda wish I had friends to do like a C/S session with ya know???”, and even with self-harm they frame it as wanting to do things together: “If my friends r gunna cut anyways, at least cut WITH ME???”. Their attachment to their boyfriend is intense and centered on devotion and fear of losing that bond, e.g. “My bf is my only source of external validation rn” and “My bf has promised me rewards if I stay clean from self harm for 3 years”, which reads as anxious but deeply loyal. They also show a strong sense of fairness and empathy toward marginalized groups: as an Indigenous Australian they passionately push back against racism and erasure in “As an indigenous australian.. LITERALLY THIS PLUS YKNOW THE GENOCIDES... MY CULTURE WASNT DESTROYED SO THAT...”, and they defend neopronouns and queer identities in “Block me if you wanna, but I absolutely support neopronouns… very punk… I also just dont care cuz its not hurting anyone yknow”. While they have impulsive and self-destructive tendencies that might look Gryffindor or Slytherin at first glance, the through-line is: they’re driven by care for relationships, fairness, and wanting to belong, which fits Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them well is teenagers by My Chemical Romance, with its mix of dark humor, self‑destruction, and rebellion. They openly glamorise and joke about self‑harm and suicidal ideation, like when they say “Chat, do I kms tonight or tomorrow morning/afternoon to get out of an uncomfortable discussion with my parents tomorrow night? :3” and “Eventually, I plan to slice the artery near the armpit Cuz you bleed out really quick”, mirroring the song’s bitter, theatrical take on pain and danger. Their life feels chaotic and hostile, with work stress and family conflict fueling their distress, as shown in “My manager makes me wanna kms” and “Feeling sick with anxiety… Feeling incredibly nauseous cuz my parents are super annoyed at me”. At the same time, they lean into an edgy, alternative persona—calling themselves “Ame Chan irl,” loving Monster Energy and Marlboro (“I like to bring a combination to the table <3 (Monster Energy and Marlboro Reds)”), and thriving in online subcultures like edtwt and shtwt—which fits MCR’s theatrical, outsider aesthetic. Their insecurity and dependence on their boyfriend for validation, as in “My bf is my only source of external validation rn 🔥” and “I hate myself so much Why do I have to be so ugly… Why do I have to be so insecure”, echoes the song’s theme of vulnerable, angry youth. Overall, teenagers captures their mix of self‑loathing, dark comedy, and defiant, chronically‑online, alt-kid energy.
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