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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: a chaotic but big-hearted guy who swings between self-deprecating angst and goofy optimism. Like Homer, they joke about their own flaws and vices, e.g. calling themselves an “ugly and fat as fuck 5’10 white boy” and posting about how they “lied about having parkinsons so I could get prescribed cannabis” while clearly playing it for humor. Their love of junky pleasures and unserious lifestyle also fits Homer, with tweets like “Top 3 best drugs 1. Weed 2. Love 3. Idk any other ones sorry :/” and “My outs for February: ... Ahh who am I kidding! 😅 I’m gonna keep doing these forever!”. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly earnest, sentimental streak—wishing people a happy day and saying “Let’s all just love”—that mirrors Homer’s underlying sweetness beneath the stupidity. They also show flashes of sudden righteous anger at bullying or bigotry, like in “Wow! How incredibly fcking shocking!! NOT! This is what happens when you constantly fcking bully people...”, which feels very much like Homer clumsily defending what he thinks is right.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage others with upbeat check‑ins and public emotions, like “Alright Monday… let’s do this #motivation #newweeknewme 💪👊🙏” and “happy Wednesday everyone hope today is better that yesterday lolz ❤️❤️👊”, and openly crave social/romantic connection in “At this point I’m starting to think I’ll never get a wife… sigh whatever … happy Wednesday I guess…”. Their humor and frequent abstract, imaginative riffs suggest Intuition: they play with hypotheticals and concepts like “If I was about in the 1500s I would’ve: got rid of the king… created democracy… created lasagna before the actual maker of it did” and “Why’s there got to be trials and tribulations why can’t there just be vibes and chilluations”, rather than sticking to concrete, sensory detail. They read as Feeling over Thinking: they react strongly to perceived meanness or injustice and center kindness and emotional impact, as in “Wow! How incredibly fcking shocking!! NOT! This is what happens when you constantly fcking bully people for trying to improve themselves and be better people. And I’m getting SICK of it” and “Okay this is fucking totally not on… using that disgusting language is totally too far… Some people aren’t as forgiving as me”. Their life seems spontaneous and open‑ended, pointing to Perceiving: they joke about failing at self‑control (“My outs for February: smoking weed… playing Xbox until 4am Ahh who am I kidding! 😅 I’m gonna keep doing these forever!”) and embrace impulsive vibes like “It’s a lovely day today I might go for a walk later on if I’ve got time but we’ll see”. Overall, the mix of expressive social energy, imaginative jokes, emotional values, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle fits ENFP best.

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Part-time goth music enjoyer, full-time overthinker. Once bought condoms just so the cashier would think I’m cool. Here for jokes, walks & weird thoughts.– @XxSn1p3rD3M0NxX

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This cocktail is mid-strong but playful, because they’re clearly not actually the quiet type despite calling themselves “the strong, silent type” in their bio. The apple juice and honey-vanilla sweetness nod to their goofy food enthusiasm like “Woahhh BLT sandwich and big glass of apple juice with a chocolate cookie for lunch be careful! 😅😂😆” and “Cheese! Mmmm especially when it’s on pizza or a burger! Mmmmmm 😋🤤😄”. The neon green ‘slime’ color comes from their name slime!¡ and their self-aware stoner energy like “Top 3 best drugs 1. Weed 2. Love 3. Idk any other ones sorry :/” and “I’m faded”. A dash of spice represents how fiercely they defend people, as in “Lowkey how I feel when people get racist/homophobic/sexist around me. Like I have to act all normal and not lash out but I feel my inner lion taking over.” and “Grrrrr…. Don’t you DARE say that about him… EVER AGAIN.”. The popping-candy-and-salt rim captures their chaotic, self-deprecating humor and mood swings between wholesome and unhinged, like “I must be a zombie the way I need brain 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 lmk guys” and the sudden sincerity in “Let’s all just love”. This is a drink that looks silly, hits a bit harder than you expect, and somehow leaves you feeling oddly motivated, just like their mix of #confident selfies and posts like “Alright Monday… let’s do this #motivation #newweeknewme 💪👊🙏”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong instinct for kindness and fairness, which are core Hufflepuff traits. For example, they call out someone for using harsh language while still trying to guide them gently: “Okay this is fucking totally not on. Although I agree this video is a bit shit I think using that disgusting language is totally too far. Please don’t use language like this in the future okay? Some people aren’t as forgiving as me”. They are consistently supportive and encouraging to others, like when they cheer people on through tough days: “I know Tuesdays can be rough just stay strong everyone ❤️❤️” and spread simple positivity: “Let’s all just love”. They also defend people from unfair criticism with emotional loyalty, as in “People need to stop being mean to j Cole… it’s starting to make me angry” and the protective “grrrr” defense of someone they like: “Grrrrr…. Don’t you DARE say that about him… EVER AGAIN. Now… leave… him… alone…. Or else… grrrr”. While they have flashes of anger and self-deprecating humor, the dominant pattern is gentle, loyal, slightly goofy optimism (e.g. “Alright Monday… let’s do this #motivation #newweeknewme 💪👊🙏”), which aligns far more with Hufflepuff’s compassion and steady-heartedness than with the sharper edge of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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A well‑suited song for them is Bad Habit by Steve Lacy, because it balances self‑deprecation, romantic frustration, and confidence in a very similar way to their tweets. They joke about feeling undesirable and lonely, like when they say “At this point I’m starting to think I’ll never get a wife… sigh whatever … happy Wednesday I guess…” and “Maybe I’m just meant to be a incel 🙁”, which fits the song’s theme of missed chances and insecurity. At the same time, they have a playful, flirty, unserious side, like “I must be a zombie the way I need brain 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 lmk guys” and “Sometimes I go into shops and buy condoms just so the cashier thinks I fuck”, mirroring the song’s mix of vulnerability and swagger. Their whole vibe is chaotic but ultimately soft and romantic—seen in posts like “Let’s all just love” and “Top 3 best drugs 1. Weed 2. Love 3. Idk any other ones sorry :/”—which matches the bittersweet, emotional core of Bad Habit. Finally, their mix of irony and genuine feeling, where they say things like “Maybe I’m the bad guy… #introspection”, aligns with the song’s self‑aware, slightly messy emotional narrative.

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