
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, who is intelligent, introspective, anxious, and deeply sensitive about morality and identity. Like Lisa, they overthink and catastrophize, such as when they say they wish they could just cuddle their cat without thinking about his death and the pain it will cause: “i wish i could just cuddle with my cat normally and not think abt how hes inevitably going to die someday and how much its going to hurt when he does”. They show strong empathy and attachment to loved ones, similar to Lisa’s bond with animals and family, for instance in “my dad treats my partner like hes family it makes me so happy esp since my partner does not have a good dad” and “i luv my cat and he luvs me life is worth living”. Like Lisa’s niche passions (saxophone, vegetarianism, social justice), this user leans into specific, slightly offbeat interests—especially spiders: “i have a lot of interests but i only talk abt spiders and music bc im convinced talking abt any of my other interests makes me cringe”. Their self-critical, depressive, and perfectionistic inner monologue (e.g., “all of my problems are self inflicted i deserve no sympathy”) also mirrors Lisa’s tendency to internalize blame and hold themselves to impossibly high standards.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they frequently express social anxiety and avoidance, like feeling annoying or cringe when interacting with others ("i hate being avoidant i wanna interact more w my moots but i always feel like everyone thinks im a cringe weirdo loser whenever i reply to literally anything") and avoiding seeing a best friend until they reach a certain BMI ("best friend asked to hang out soon but im not bmi 17s yet so i cant"). Despite enjoying concerts and clubs, their focus is more on internal feelings than outward social energy. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing: they obsess over meanings, ideals and future outcomes (like how their cat will die someday and how much it will hurt: "i wish i could just cuddle with my cat normally and not think abt how hes inevitably going to die someday and how much its going to hurt when he does"), and fantasize about being a xenomorph or aliens invading earth ("i wouldnt have any of these problems if i was a xenomorph bro", "can aliens invade earth already omggg"), which shows a tendency toward imaginative, abstract thinking rather than practical detail. Their posts suggest Feeling (F): they judge themselves and situations in emotional terms, saying things like "all of my problems are self inflicted i deserve no sympathy", and caring deeply about relationships (like their dad treating their partner like family: "my dad treats my partner like hes family it makes me so happy esp since my partner does not have a good dad"). Their decisions are heavily driven by emotional states (binge urges, guilt, fear of being annoying) more than detached logic. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their eating plans and fasting/restricting schedules change impulsively (for example, planning to fast but then changing to restrict or eat when they sense they might binge: "i think ill binge if i try to fast today so ill just restrict today and fast tomorrow", "nvm just got offered sushi and i am nawwwt saying no to sushi idcidc"), and they often admit they "never learn" from patterns ("i nvr learn my lesson bro every time i try to fast the day after i binge i end up b/ping in the evening"), indicating a flexible, less-structured approach. Taken together—introspective and self-critical, imaginative and fantasy-oriented, emotionally driven, and spontaneous about plans—the profile fits INFP best.

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19 | emo metalhead & resident spider enthusiast. Cat cuddler who faints at concerts but still shows up. Trying to balance brain, body & loud music.– @xxspiravit

Your signature cocktail
Silver tequila captures their chaotic, emo edge and love of concerts, like when they said “concert was hype” and joked “i wouldnt have any of these problems if i was a xenomorph bro”. Grapefruit juice with zero-sugar energy drink nods to their restrictive, anxious energy and caffeine fixation, echoing “i wish so badly that pipeline punch was zero sugar” and the constant push-pull of “raising my intake so i dont faint at the concert… then ill fast or heavily restrict”. The charcoal-black salted rim represents the darker self-destructive humor and self-harm talk, like “cuttings not even a coping mechanism atp im cutting bc I'm bored as fuck rn” and “im not actually suicidal but i fantasize abt killing myself a lot idk”. A strawberry purée drizzle is for the genuinely soft, loving side that lights up around their cat and family, shown in “i luv my cat and he luvs me life is worth living” and “my dad treats my partner like hes family it makes me so happy”. Finally, smoked sea salt & chili bitters give it a sharp, slightly painful kick that mirrors their edgy humor and desire for intensity, like “i wanna carve the sigil of lucifer in my arm so bad but i suck at carving” and their pride in being the resident spider obsessive in “i hope u all see me as spideroomf”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest through-line is loyalty, gentleness, and attachment, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They show deep care for their cat and the people around them, like when they say “i wish i could just cuddle with my cat normally and not think abt how hes inevitably going to die someday and how much its going to hurt when he does” and “my dad treats my partner like hes family it makes me so happy esp since my partner does not have a good dad”. They clearly value kindness over judgment, insisting “idgaf abt anyones weight but my own i promise moot me up twin”, which shows a live-and-let-live fairness rather than competitiveness. They are also hardworking and dutiful, regularly juggling jobs and planning around them—e.g. “would u survive my jobs break room without binging” and “might be getting a full time job on top of my current part time job... im gna be filthy rich im stoked”—in a very grind-oriented, Hufflepuff way. Their self-critical posts like “all of my problems are self inflicted i deserve no sympathy” and social anxiety about annoying others, e.g. “i hate being avoidant i wanna interact more w my moots but i always feel like everyone thinks im a cringe weirdo loser whenever i reply to literally anything”, read more like a sensitive, overthinking Hufflepuff than a glory-seeking Slytherin or hyper-intellectual Ravenclaw. Overall, their core seems to be quiet loyalty, care, and persistence through struggle rather than ambition or bravado, which fits Hufflepuff best.

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A song that fits them well is “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” by My Chemical Romance, because it balances dark humor, emotional pain, and that emo/scene energy they clearly identify with. They literally describe themself as a “metalhead/emo” in their intro and live for concerts, like when they said “concert was hype” and talked about fainting in medbay at shows. The track’s frantic, self-destructive vulnerability mirrors tweets like “cuttings not even a coping mechanism atp im cutting bc I'm bored as fuck rn” and “all of my problems are self inflicted i deserve no sympathy”. At the same time, they have small, sincere reasons to keep going — their cat and their partner — shown in “i luv my cat and he luvs me life is worth living” and “my dad treats my partner like hes family it makes me so happy”, which matches the song’s desperate but still-clinging-to-life tone. Their self-harm and ED struggles, like “500 folower special i post my cuts for the first time” and “manifesting i will b at least bmi 17.5 by the end of feb”, echo the song’s chaotic confession that things are really not okay beneath the façade.

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