Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful, exaggerated phrasing like “well touch my ass and break my fast cause i just ate the most bodacious slice if banana bread ever” to make people laugh.
- Self-aware: Recognizes and jokes about his own contradictions, e.g. “me complaining about my mum smoking all the time but the enemy is ME.”.
- Openly-expressive: Very candid about feelings and habits, such as discussing urges in “sleep or smoke or secret third option CUT.................which one oomfs”.
- Community-seeking: Actively wants connection, saying “gosh i wish i had more oomfs.....yeah......guys...iwantoomfs....” and uses tags like #shtwt, #shedtwt to find others.
- Playfully-ironic: Leans into ironic drama, like “not now sweetie, daddys editing his cuts for shedtwt”, showing a consistent tongue‑in‑cheek style.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harming: Frequently discusses cutting and blades, e.g. “are scalpels good for cutting??? im going on a blade shopping spree” and “i was trying to paint with blood and it squirted EVERYWHERE”.
- Risk-seeking: Shows willingness to take physical risks, asking “can i clean my blades wjth hydrogen peroxide or will i die i wanna use them still”.
- Negative-coping: Frames harmful behavior as a main coping method, like “sleep or smoke or secret third option CUT.................which one oomfs”.
- Validation-seeking: Looks for status or acceptance in harmful spaces, for example “i never cut to baby before...#shedtwt am i invalid???????/lh” and comparing to others in “ALL of shedtwt mogs this guy i bet”.
- Distress-normalizing: Treats worrying situations as casual or comedic, such as “did i cut in my sleep i woke up with a cut on my wrist. the grind never stops”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account’s mix of dark humor, impulsivity, and boundary-pushing fits Bart Simpson best. Like Bart, this user leans into chaotic jokes and shock value, for example talking about self-harm in a flippant, hyperbolic way like “are scalpels good for cutting??? im going on a blade shopping spree” and “i was trying to paint with blood and it squirted EVERYWHERE can someone fucking help me”. There’s also a bratty, performative flair in posts like “not now sweetie, daddys editing his cuts for shedtwt” and the dramatic self-commentary of “did i cut in my sleep i woke up with a cut on my wrist. the grind never stops”. At the same time, behind the edginess there’s a desire for connection and attention, similar to Bart’s need for validation, shown in “gosh i wish i had more oomfs.....yeah......guys...iwantoomfs....”. The tone is reckless, joking, and self-destructive, which mirrors Bart’s classic troublemaking persona, just filtered through an online self-harm subculture lens.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert because most posts center on their internal world (self-harm urges, coping, feelings) rather than social events, and they joke about wanting more friends but not actually being out with people, e.g. “gosh i wish i had more oomfs.....yeah......guys...iwantoomfs....”. Their style points to Intuition: they turn concrete experiences into dramatic, imaginative imagery like “sleep or smoke or secret third option CUT.................which one oomfs” and “the concept of me being in class while im looking at shedtwt posts”, focusing more on concepts and aesthetics than practical detail. They fit Feeling over Thinking because their decisions and commentary are deeply emotional and self-expressive rather than logical or analytical, as in “remind me to never do aftercare again i just had a little weep trying to rip a bandage off there are TEARS in my EYES” and the self-worth insecurity in “i never cut to baby before...#shedtwt am i invalid???????/lh”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: they are impulsive and spontaneous (“going on a blade shopping spree,” “are scalpels good for cutting??? im going on a blade shopping spree”) and joke about inconsistent behavior (gym once then hyperbolic plans in “im going to the gym tommorow for the first time next time yall see me ill be paper thin”), showing a flexible, in-the-moment lifestyle rather than structured planning. Altogether, an emotionally intense, imaginative, self-focused, and spontaneous presentation lines up best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘never cut to baby before’—would it help if I sat here being annoyingly cute while we talk about literally anything except shedtwt for a bit?
- You’re out here painting with blood and editing cuts for shedtwt—have you considered a collab where we just paint my number on your arm with something boring like marker instead?
- That tweet like ‘sleep or smoke or secret third option CUT’—what if secret fourth option is: we stay up too late voicecalling and you forget which one you were gonna pick in the first place?
- You went from ‘going on a blade shopping spree’ to ‘cracking open these two on a Friday night’—how about next Friday you crack open a DM from me instead of a new razor?
- Minor styro warrior, woke boy, banana-bread enjoyer, gym soon-to-be paper-thin legend—statistically speaking, don’t you think your next hyperfixation should be me?
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Your new Twitter bio
Byte | he/hym | minor | Balancing banana bread reviews with late‑night overthinking. Once tried painting, accidentally redecorated the room instead.– @xxvvoxx
Your signature cocktail
Byte’s Bodacious Blood Ink
This cocktail channels Byte’s chaotic, high-octane vibe: strong, a little dangerous, and definitely extra, just like their blade-shopping spree in “are scalpels good for cutting??? im going on a blade shopping spree”. Overproof chili-infused rum brings the unhinged, slightly feral kick that fits lines like “sleep or smoke or secret third option CUT.................which one oomfs”. Blackberry purée adds a dark sweetness for the softer, lonely undertones of “gosh i wish i had more oomfs.....yeah......guys...iwantoomfs....”. Smoked black tea syrup captures the mix of cigarettes and self-awareness in “me complaining about my mum smoking all the time but the enemy is ME.”. Lemon juice cuts through the heaviness with sharp, sarcastic brightness, echoing their /lh humor in “they tell me to use a pen instead of cutting but now i look like a deranged lunatic who fakes cutting /lh”. Finally, the blood-red glittered grenadine nods to their dramatic artistry and messiness in “i was trying to paint with blood and it squirted EVERYWHERE can someone fucking help me”, making the drink look as theatrical as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is characterized by a mix of dark humor, determination, and calculated self‑destructiveness that aligns most closely with Slytherin traits like ambition and resourcefulness, even if that ambition is channeled into unhealthy goals. They talk about going on a deliberate "blade shopping spree" in “are scalpels good for cutting??? im going on a blade shopping spree”, showing a planned, goal‑oriented approach to their harmful interests rather than impulsive chaos. They also ask for practical advice on preserving tools in “shedtwt can i clean my blades wjth hydrogen peroxide or will i die i wanna use them still”, which reflects a kind of risk‑aware resourcefulness and focus on maintaining their means. Their joking brag in “did i cut in my sleep i woke up with a cut on my wrist. the grind never stops” frames their behavior as a relentless “grind,” echoing Slytherin’s drive and persistence, twisted through a self‑harm lens. Even when they shift focus (like promising a big body change in “im going to the gym tommorow for the first time next time yall see me ill be paper thin”), it’s about transformation and extreme results, which again leans more towards Slytherin’s intense, outcome‑oriented ambition than the other houses’ core values.
Your movie
Your song
bury a friend - Billie Eilish
bury a friend fits them because it leans into a dark, self-destructive sense of humor and horror imagery that mirrors how they talk about themself and their coping. The song’s themes of being frightened by your own impulses and treating pain almost casually line up with tweets like “sleep or smoke or secret third option CUT.................which one oomfs” and “are scalpels good for cutting??? im going on a blade shopping spree”. There’s also an eerie, almost theatrical attitude toward blood and injury in both the song and tweets like “i was trying to paint with blood and it squirted EVERYWHERE can someone fucking help me”. The way they mix vulnerability with jokes and aestheticized suffering, such as “im not a puppy because i want to cope without cutting i want to be a puppy AND cut myself. is it that hard”, matches the track’s blend of menace, distress, and wry detachment. Their bio’s “WOKE BOY!!!!!!” and shtwt identity also echo the song’s self-aware, boundary-pushing darkness, making it a strong thematic fit.
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