Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads most like Lisa Simpson: politically principled, intellectually curious, and often frustrated with a reactionary or apathetic society. Their strong leftist, anti-capitalist stance matches Lisa’s moral seriousness and systemic thinking, for example in posts like “growing up I learned how much I hate the concept and the act of capitalism itself” and their structural view of abuse in “I see things as structural things that interlinked between each other that any of them should be broken so that it could be solved.”. Like Lisa’s constant political and ethical agitation, they obsess over injustice and state power, repeatedly attacking Prabowo and the regime in tweets like “godness i hate prabowo, i hate this current regime so much” and “if there's a genocide against prabowo supporter, i'll sign for them.”. Their nerdy enthusiasm for Linux, learning, and niche culture—such as deep-diving into Marxism (“After learning who Parenti was, I think that there stil a lot more of Marxism that I didn't really know yet.”) and tinkering with Arch Linux (“if you just start using arch linux, i would rather suggest you to not use archinstall at all. instead, follow everything that is on wiki installation manual”)—fits Lisa’s bookish, obsessive side. Finally, there’s a mix of vulnerability and intensity, as seen in “if this shit is going worse. i wanna kill myself”, which parallels Lisa’s frequent existential angst when her ideals collide with a deeply flawed world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as introverted (I): most tweets are about solitary activities like Linux tinkering and gaming, e.g. reinstalling Arch and configuring hardware (“i want to reinstall my arch i need my one by wacom tablet running”, “after reinstalling arch with archinstall, i actually wanted to reinstall it again through manual installation...”), rather than social events or seeking attention. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N), drawn to theory and structures: they talk about capitalism, Marxism, structural causes of abuse and power (“I see things as structural things that interlinked between each other that any of them should be broken so that it could be solved.”, “After learning who Parenti was, I think that there stil a lot more of Marxism that I didn't really know yet.”), and even abstract parallels between tracks (“stolen dog by burial reminds me a lot with alberto balsam by aphex twin.”). Their style is mostly thinking (T): they frame issues in analytical, systemic terms and argue in a blunt, sometimes harsh way about politics and tech (“this is because the world is too centered in capitalism. if people are less busy with their own work, then we won't ever had such case.”, “i don't think that some people are built to handle with the mess of using linux... you don't have to choose some of the hardest distros...”), even when the emotional stakes are high. They seem perceiving (P) rather than structured: their Linux workflow and life choices are experimental and improvisational (“fuck it, imma rock over this shit and not waste my time here.”), and their account itself is described as fluid and unstructured (“this account might be a miniblog.”), plus the idea of a space to "just throw up" unfiltered thoughts (“i'm thinking of setting my new account... where I just throw up what am I actually thinking there in unfiltered way.”). Overall, the combination of intense solitary theorizing, structural analysis of politics, love of abstract systems (Marxism, Linux), and a flexible, exploratory lifestyle fits INTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You know how you said new users shouldn’t start Linux with Arch, but did it anyway yourself? I feel like I’m doing the same with you—definitely not beginner friendly, kinda messy, very leftist, but absolutely the distro I want to commit to.
- You’re out here dreaming of ricing your KDE like that ‘so alive’ setup and theorizing tax resistance, but honestly, my favorite configuration is just you, a terminal, and me being the package you install with `pacman -S soulmate`.
- You said in socialism everyone would be forced to use Linux and dual boot Windows—bold of you to assume I wouldn’t just dual boot: daytime, we read Parenti and hate capitalism; nighttime, we play Omori on Steam and talk about how Burial’s Stolen Dog feels like Alberto Balsam while I fall for you in the background.
- You hate capitalism, Prabowo, and this goyim regime with nuclear passion, but still apologize for reposting too much art and call everything ‘banger’. That combo of rage and tenderness is exactly why I’d trust you with both my political radicalization and my heart.
- Your neck hurts, your keyboard breaks after sleep, Arch keeps tempting you to reinstall, and you still manage to philosophize about jihad, MAP discourse, and thrifting bans on a ‘miniblog’ account—if you can handle that much structural chaos, I’m pretty sure you could handle dating me on the side.
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Your new Twitter bio
20 • demigirl (she/they) • Linux, Marx, and too many thoughts about Prabowo. Once reinstalled Arch just so games would lag *differently*.– @xylomrphne
Your signature cocktail
The Arch Linux Demitonic
The smoky mezcal shot stands in for their fiery, kill-your-idols political rage, like when they say they want to "fry prabowo's retarded brain" and scream "godness i hate prabowo, i hate this current regime so much". Cold brew coffee captures the late-night, overthinking miniblog vibes, from musing about jihad and war in "don't you want the best to avoid it?" to wondering "i just realize that tax resistance could be used as a pressure to a country". Blackcurrant liqueur gives the drink a dark, bittersweet queer edge befitting a 20-year-old demigirl asexual leftist who jokes "queer hunting? we are not pedo 😭" while dissecting structures around MAP and pedophilia in "I see things as structural things that interlinked between each other". Tamarind syrup adds a tangy, Indonesian punch for the local political and cultural context, like mocking "this is because the world is too centered in capitalism" and dunking on goyim 02 voters in "honestly death to all 02 goyims.". Finally, soda water with a squeeze of lime keeps it sharp, fizzy, and experimental—just like reinstalling Arch for fun in "after reinstalling arch with archinstall, i actually wanted to reinstall it again through manual installation" and declaring that in socialism "everyone would be forced to use linux with no exception to dual boot on windows".
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
xylo shows a consistent pattern of analytical thinking, curiosity, and love of theory that aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw. They treat politics and religion as questions to be dissected, not just rallied around, e.g. their long reflection on Islamic views on war: “idk why in islam, hiding away or running away from a war is considered a bad thing… don't you want the best to avoid it?” and the follow‑up about “the islam question itself” in a long post: “i wrote this long ass post like a retard and idk what to say other than the islam question itself”. Their Marxism is framed in terms of structural analysis and theory rather than just vibes, for example: “Honestly, this is what my position is on the MAP community, Pedophilia, and the Child Rapists… I see things as structural things that interlinked between each other that any of them should be broken so that it could be solved.” and “After learning who Parenti was, I think that there stil a lot more of Marxism that I didn't really know yet.”. They also clearly enjoy learning and technical mastery for its own sake in Linux, criticizing shortcuts and recommending deep engagement with documentation: “if you just start using arch linux, i would rather suggest you to not use archinstall at all. instead, follow everything that is on wiki installation manual, and the post installation process after it.” and reflecting on scripting and troubleshooting: “fuck me i think i have to learn on write things for my arch (e.g. shell scripting) for fixing my keyboard issues after sleeping”. While there are strong convictions and some Gryffindor‑like rage (e.g. against Prabowo), the dominant throughline is intellectualization—treating issues as problems to understand, theorize, and systematize—making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Kill Your Masters - Run The Jewels (feat. Zack de la Rocha)
A song about militant leftist anger and structural critique fits them well, especially given their open Marxism and hatred of capitalism, as shown in “growing up I learned how much I hate the concept and the act of capitalism itself” and “capitalism gone tomorrow amiinnn”. Their rage toward oppressive regimes and political figures mirrors the song’s anti-authoritarian energy, seen in posts like “godness i hate prabowo, i hate this current regime so much” and “prabowo is an absolute retard, he doesn't give a shit of what our countries actual position is”. They also frame harm as structural and systemic, not just individual, in tweets such as “I see things as structural things that interlinked between each other that any of them should be broken so that it could be solved.”, which aligns with the song’s focus on dismantling systems of power. Their willingness to imagine radical consequences for oppressive groups (“if there's a genocide against prabowo supporter, i'll sign for them.”) resonates with the track’s uncompromising, incendiary tone. Overall, Kill Your Masters captures their fusion of theory, anger, and revolutionary desire far better than a melancholy or introspective song would.
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