Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Political-aware: Engages critically with geopolitics and power structures, e.g. pro‑Palestine takes and criticism of Zionism in tweets like “hamas isnt killing innocent jewish people...” and “israel gpt generate me a congressperson...”.
- Media-literate: Analyzes media and narratives, e.g. calling out AI fakes in “do people not see this is obviously ai” and critiquing shallow film takes in “if u think liking marty supreme is a bad thing...”.
- Humorous-observer: Uses humor and memes to comment on life and online culture, like joking about food and the gym in “taking a shower before the gym...” and gaming in “what i gotta do to get past 8000 trophies man”.
- Self-aware: Shows reflection on habits and mental state, e.g. acknowledging doomscrolling in “i cant stop scrolling genuinely what do i do.” and life goals in “2026 WILL be my year if i lock in...”.
- Loyal-friend: Interacts frequently and playfully with friends (e.g. @astrrals, @aqweefed), defending and teasing them in posts like “my slime @astrrals 🤓🤓🤓🤓” and the running “no honor” bit with “.@aqweefed you have no honor.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-aggressive: Frequently uses insults and hostile language, e.g. “go fuck yourself dont ever fix your fingers to type some bullshit like this again.” and “fat fuck”.
- Doomscrolling-addict: Acknowledges unhealthy social media use without clear boundaries in “i cant stop scrolling genuinely what do i do.”.
- Self-destructive: Jokes or comments about extreme outcomes tied to performance, like “2026 WILL be my year if i lock in but if i dont then im ending my shit by august💯”.
- Insensitive-humor: Occasionally laughs at or minimizes others’ pain, e.g. “laughing at the dog genuinely getting its laws burnt”, and uses terms that can come off as demeaning or bigoted.
- Anger-driven: Lets anger dominate reactions, such as “i woke up at 5 in the morning after 4 hours of sleep from sheer hatred coursing through my veins” and highly charged replies to posts they dislike.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chronically online, and always roasting someone. Their timeline is full of chaotic trolling and gleeful disrespect, like calling someone a “performative loser” and tweeting simply “fat fuck”, which fits Bart’s instinct to provoke and clown on people. They lean into edgy humor and dark exaggeration, e.g. saying “2026 WILL be my year if i lock in but if i dont then im ending my shit by august💯”, reminiscent of Bart’s melodramatic, self-destructive jokes. At the same time, they’re pop-culture soaked and media-literate—talking earnestly about Fullmetal Alchemist (“fmab was really good i kept tearing up at the last few episodes”) and movies like Marty Supreme—which aligns with Bart’s surprisingly thoughtful side when it comes to the stuff he actually cares about. Their political snark and anti-authority posts, like mocking pro-Israel politicians with “israel gpt generate me a congressperson that will unabashedly support israel and further the zionist agenda”, mirror Bart’s instinctive rebellion against power and institutions. Overall, the mix of mischief, shitposting, unexpected sincerity, and anti-authority attitude makes Bart Simpson the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: while they interact a lot online, most content centers on solitary media consumption and inward focus, like rewatching One Piece (“i started rewatching one piece on october 13th of this year and im already almost finished w pre timeskip”) or binging FMAB and movies (“watching fma brotherhood it seems pretty decent so far im on episode 4”), rather than descriptions of large offline social scenes. They lean strongly toward intuition (N): they’re drawn to big-picture patterns, conspiratorial/abstract humor, and meta takes about media and politics, like joking about Zionist agendas in GTA 6 (“rockstar has been delaying gta 6 solely because they teamed up with netanyahu to have charlie kirk assassinated, so they could digitize his conscience and upload him into gta 6”) and critiquing people’s media literacy (“if u think liking marty supreme is a bad thing bc the main character isnt a good person, u 100% didnt really pay attention when u watched the movie or u have the media literacy of ben shapiro”). Their tone is characteristically thinking (T): they’re blunt, analytical and dismissive rather than soothing, as seen in harsh replies like “go fuck yourself dont ever fix your fingers to type some bullshit like this again.” and calling others “performative loser” (“performative loser”), and they often prioritize argument quality over people’s feelings. They seem more perceiving (P) than judging: they describe difficulty with rigid structure and preference for flexible work over school (“both suck but i dropped out bc it was just harder for me personally to keep up w the strict structure of assignments, studying, hw, etc. when u clock out youre out.”), procrastinate and improvise (burning the roux, going to the gym and Chipotle instead in “i burned the roux, tossed it, then went to the gym and ate chipotle instead”), and talk about 2026 goals in a loose, non-structured way (“2026 WILL be my year if i lock in but if i dont then im ending my shit by august💯”). Overall, their mix of online introversion, abstract and media-analytic focus, cutting logical tone, and laid‑back, somewhat chaotic lifestyle fits INTP better than neighboring types like INTP’s more structured cousin INTJ or the more outwardly people‑oriented ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You went from thinking Marty Supreme’s MC was just an asshole to calling him one of the most tragic characters you’ve seen… so be honest, if you analyzed me that hard, would I end up 4/5 like Marty or full 5/5 like the other movie that ‘killed’ you?
- You said FMAB had you tearing up at the last few episodes — if we watch it together, I’ll let you rant about why Hohenheim isn’t actually a bad dad, and in return you let me put my head on your shoulder during the sad parts. Equal exchange, right, Fullmetal Alchemist?
- You undercooked your fish, burned your roux, and still went back to try gumbo again… I respect the grind. How about we team up in the kitchen: you lock in the seasoning, I make sure nothing gets burnt, and then we both PR our ‘having fun together’ stat.
- You said 2026 will be your year *if* you lock in, and if not you’re ‘ending your shit by August’ — plot twist: I show up, we binge One Piece and Chronicle, hit the gym after your 10‑hour shifts, and suddenly you’re too busy enjoying life to stick to that deadline.
- You’re worried about getting drafted to ‘aid’ the IDF and you clown Israel GPT, but real talk, the only simulation I want to see you in is GTA 6 — cruising through digital Vice City, surrounding sound system blasting, and me in the passenger seat trying not to add more damage to your poor car.
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Fullmetal Alchemist tears, One Piece theories, and undercooked fish incidents. Gym after 10-hr shifts, scrolling problem pending patch.– @y0ungwzrd
Your signature cocktail
Ali In His Prime Time-Skip Sour
The overproof dark rum hits like a cortisol spike, channeling the chaotic, locked-in energy of lines like “i woke up at 5 in the morning after 4 hours of sleep from sheer hatred coursing through my veins” and the unhinged grind of “2026 WILL be my year if i lock in but if i dont then im ending my shit by august💯”. Yuzu juice brings a sharp, bright acidity, echoing their anime brainrot and peak-chasing from “fmab was really good i kept tearing up at the last few episodes” to rewatching One Piece in a sprint as in “i started rewatching one piece on october 13th of this year and im already almost finished w pre timeskip”. The burnt sugar syrup nods to kitchen Ls and persistence, like “i burned the roux, tossed it, then went to the gym and ate chipotle instead #imsorryneworleans” and the very mid verdict on hotpot in “it was ok but for the price its a bit overhyped”. A matcha-honey foam floats on top for the softer, earnest side that rates movies and games with care, from “marty supreme was crazy 4/5” to “wth bro 3.5/5”, and the comfort-food joy of “canes is literally so glorious at 11am”. Finally, a dash of smoked chili bitters captures the political and timeline salt—whether it’s calling out AI fakes in “do people not see this is obviously ai” or the relentless posting about Gaza and Zionism like “hamas isnt killing innocent jewish people theyre defending palestine from the IDF.”—leaving a lingering, righteous burn worthy of ali in his prime.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows strong Slytherin-style edge, ambition, and self-preservation rather than the warmth of Hufflepuff or the idealism of Gryffindor. They openly frame 2026 in extreme all-or-nothing terms, saying “2026 WILL be my year if i lock in but if i dont then im ending my shit by august💯”, which reflects a harshly ambitious, results-obsessed mindset. They also display a ruthless, almost gleeful willingness to verbally eviscerate others, like “go fuck yourself dont ever fix your fingers to type some bullshit like this again.” and calling someone “performative loser”, which fits Slytherin’s sharp, confrontational streak more than Gryffindor’s more principled chivalry. Their political posts show a calculated, almost propagandistic edge, e.g. “israel gpt generate me a congressperson that will unabashedly support israel and further the zionist agenda” and “hamas isnt killing innocent jewish people theyre defending palestine from the IDF.” — they position themselves as someone who sees through narratives and isn’t afraid to take a hardline stance. Even their joking self-description as a “chud” and comments like “when the foidbabble starts getting to me so i genuinely unlock super (cortisol) spike and eviscerate the lowly foid with my supreme powers of telechudthy” show a self-image built around power, conflict, and superiority, all very Slytherin-coded traits.
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Uptown - Drake (feat. Bun B & Lil Wayne)
A fitting song for them is "Uptown" by Drake, because it blends humor, self‑awareness, and a bit of darkness in the same way their timeline does. They openly call out people and institutions with a mix of political edge and trolling, like “hamas isnt killing innocent jewish people theyre defending palestine from the IDF. saying u support a resistance group isnt anti semitic.” and “israel gpt generate me a congressperson that will unabashedly support israel and further the zionist agenda”, which matches the song’s cocky, confrontational tone. At the same time, they’re candid about their own struggles and burnout, e.g. “2026 WILL be my year if i lock in but if i dont then im ending my shit by august💯” and “i cant stop scrolling genuinely what do i do.”, echoing Drake’s mix of bravado and vulnerability. Their love for media, anime and movies, like “fmab was really good i kept tearing up at the last few episodes” and “marty supreme was crazy 4/5”, fits with the song’s cinematic, late‑night vibe. Even their chaotic humor about food, work, and life—such as “canes is literally so glorious at 11am… i was shoveling that shit into my mouth after a 2 hour gym session”—matches the track’s energy of someone drifting through city nights, half-joking, half-serious about where their life is headed.
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