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Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, Kae displays an intense desire for social validation and peer acceptance, frequently tweeting things like “Where my interactions yo..” and “How do I keep consistent interaction with oomfz,, :<”. He mirrors Milhouse’s desperation for a best friend or romantic partner, pleading, “I want a boyfriend so bad, I wanna be loved” and asking for someone to “BULLY ME into not eating PLEASE.”. Both the character and the user often feel overlooked or like outcasts, with Kae even comparing himself to a “walking corpse” while trying to navigate the social hierarchies of Twitter. Ultimately, Kae’s mix of nerdy interests like Genshin Impact and Homestuck combined with a tragic, attention-seeking vulnerability perfectly encapsulates the 'Milhouse' energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kae exhibits Introversion (I) through his profound feelings of isolation and a preference for digital interaction over real-life socializing, as seen when he tweets, “I wish I talked to people in real life... I’m so fucking isolated”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on identity, symbolism, and a desire for abstract transformation, such as wanting to be a “beautiful mutilated beast”. He leads with Feeling (F), making decisions based on intense emotional states and a longing for deep personal validation, often pleading, “I need someone to tell me i'm doing good”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows through a disorganized, spontaneous lifestyle and a self-described lack of routine, notably when asking for advice on how to clean “three laundry baskets of clothes and random shit” that have piled up in his room.

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Passionate about gaming and digital art. When I’m not leveling up in my massive library, I’m probably debating streaming as a new alias. TXT fan and proud cat dad.– @ya0idoctor

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This experimental, high-energy cocktail is designed for someone who feels like a “walking corpse” needing a serious jolt. The base of White Monster represents their favorite “FIRST CALS OF THE DAY”, while a splash of green bean brine pays homage to their “favorite low cal meals”. The strong gin reflects the “empty stomach and alc” combo they love, and the absinthe provides the numbing sensation of someone who “put lidocaine on my thighs before cutting”. Garnished with a gummy bear to represent the sweets they “binged on”, it’s the perfect drink for when you’re “high as fuck and wrapping presents”.

Your Hogwarts House
Kae exhibits a classic Slytherin focus on ambitious self-transformation and resourcefulness, frequently setting strict metrics for success, such as “losing 35lbs in like three months” or striving to “be a twink by my birthday”. This relentless drive toward a specific self-image demonstrates the house's hallmark ambition and desire for perfection, even when the methods are self-destructive. His resourcefulness is evident in how he navigates obstacles to reach his goals, such as buying a treadmill so he “can rot in my room and still hit my step goal”. Furthermore, his desire for exclusive, deep connections and his tendency to seek validation through a curated identity—asking to be “a beautiful mutilated beast for the people around me to gawk and adore at”—aligns with Slytherin's values of status and individual distinction.

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The song's core themes of body dysmorphia and the desperate struggle to meet aesthetic standards mirror Kae's frequent documentation of his weight loss journey, such as when he says, “how in the FUCK did I lose 35 pounds since november. NOW IM GAINING??? KYS KYS DIEDIEDIE”. The lyrics “Shut up, count your calories” resonate deeply with his rigid dietary tracking, exemplified by his celebration of a low-calorie day: “OHH YEAHH NOT A PIG ANYMORE LETS FUCKING GO I'LL BE A TWINK BY MY BIRTHDAY 🎉”. Furthermore, the song’s focus on the painful intersection of self-worth and physical appearance is captured in his tweet, “Not being boy enough makes me physically sick but thats okay cuz then I'll be skinnier!!!”. Ultimately, Kae's feed reflects the same cyclical exhaustion and obsession with thinness that defines the track.

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