Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient motivation: He shows strong determination toward personal milestones, like working hard to buy a treadmill to “hit my step goal”.
- Creative spirit: He enjoys artistic expression, such as when he “DREW THE TXT” for his posts and created his own “StrawPage”.
- Community engagement: He actively seeks connections and encourages others, often asking to “OOMF ME UP!!” and interacting with his followers.
- Open honesty: He is transparent about his struggles and feelings, such as admitting he is “so fucking tired all the time” due to his habits.
- Passionate gamer: He expresses a deep love for his hobbies, noting that “gaming is such a passion” and considering streaming on Twitch.
Weaknesses:
- Severe self-harm: He frequently posts about injuring himself, even expressing a desire to “cut deeper this year”.
- Disordered eating: His tweets revolve around extreme restriction, such as celebrating a “81cal” daily total to avoid being a 'pig'.
- Substance reliance: He often mentions being “so fuckinf high” or “drunk rn” to cope with his reality.
- Extreme isolation: He describes a painful lack of real-world connection, stating his “loneliness is actually sickening”.
- Suicidal ideation: He repeatedly voices a desire to end his life, asking if “someone else” can do it for him.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, Kae displays an intense desire for social validation and peer acceptance, frequently tweeting things like “Where my interactions yo..” and “How do I keep consistent interaction with oomfz,, :<”. He mirrors Milhouse’s desperation for a best friend or romantic partner, pleading, “I want a boyfriend so bad, I wanna be loved” and asking for someone to “BULLY ME into not eating PLEASE.”. Both the character and the user often feel overlooked or like outcasts, with Kae even comparing himself to a “walking corpse” while trying to navigate the social hierarchies of Twitter. Ultimately, Kae’s mix of nerdy interests like Genshin Impact and Homestuck combined with a tragic, attention-seeking vulnerability perfectly encapsulates the 'Milhouse' energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Kae exhibits Introversion (I) through his profound feelings of isolation and a preference for digital interaction over real-life socializing, as seen when he tweets, “I wish I talked to people in real life... I’m so fucking isolated”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on identity, symbolism, and a desire for abstract transformation, such as wanting to be a “beautiful mutilated beast”. He leads with Feeling (F), making decisions based on intense emotional states and a longing for deep personal validation, often pleading, “I need someone to tell me i'm doing good”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows through a disorganized, spontaneous lifestyle and a self-described lack of routine, notably when asking for advice on how to clean “three laundry baskets of clothes and random shit” that have piled up in his room.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my step goal? Because I’d walk a thousand miles on my new treadmill just to hit it off with you.
- Forget the Nicole to your Emily—how about I be the Heated Rivalry to your reading list? I promise I’m worth the 'mlm' hype.
- If we were in the same area, we wouldn't have to doxx ourselves; I’d already be following your lead (and your TXT drawings).
- I promise I’m way better than a can of salted green beans, but I’d still love to be the low-cal snack you 'fuck up' tonight.
- You don’t need someone to bully you into not eating—how about someone to hold you tight and stream games together until we're both 'balls deep' in the music?
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Passionate about gaming and digital art. When I’m not leveling up in my massive library, I’m probably debating streaming as a new alias. TXT fan and proud cat dad.– @ya0idoctor
Your signature cocktail
The Twisted Twink-to-be
This experimental, high-energy cocktail is designed for someone who feels like a “walking corpse” needing a serious jolt. The base of White Monster represents their favorite “FIRST CALS OF THE DAY”, while a splash of green bean brine pays homage to their “favorite low cal meals”. The strong gin reflects the “empty stomach and alc” combo they love, and the absinthe provides the numbing sensation of someone who “put lidocaine on my thighs before cutting”. Garnished with a gummy bear to represent the sweets they “binged on”, it’s the perfect drink for when you’re “high as fuck and wrapping presents”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Kae exhibits a classic Slytherin focus on ambitious self-transformation and resourcefulness, frequently setting strict metrics for success, such as “losing 35lbs in like three months” or striving to “be a twink by my birthday”. This relentless drive toward a specific self-image demonstrates the house's hallmark ambition and desire for perfection, even when the methods are self-destructive. His resourcefulness is evident in how he navigates obstacles to reach his goals, such as buying a treadmill so he “can rot in my room and still hit my step goal”. Furthermore, his desire for exclusive, deep connections and his tendency to seek validation through a curated identity—asking to be “a beautiful mutilated beast for the people around me to gawk and adore at”—aligns with Slytherin's values of status and individual distinction.
Your movie
Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The song's core themes of body dysmorphia and the desperate struggle to meet aesthetic standards mirror Kae's frequent documentation of his weight loss journey, such as when he says, “how in the FUCK did I lose 35 pounds since november. NOW IM GAINING??? KYS KYS DIEDIEDIE”. The lyrics “Shut up, count your calories” resonate deeply with his rigid dietary tracking, exemplified by his celebration of a low-calorie day: “OHH YEAHH NOT A PIG ANYMORE LETS FUCKING GO I'LL BE A TWINK BY MY BIRTHDAY 🎉”. Furthermore, the song’s focus on the painful intersection of self-worth and physical appearance is captured in his tweet, “Not being boy enough makes me physically sick but thats okay cuz then I'll be skinnier!!!”. Ultimately, Kae's feed reflects the same cyclical exhaustion and obsession with thinness that defines the track.
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