Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others, e.g., "I hope things get better for you, I hope you keep being this pretty, sweet, whimsical person".
- Resilient: Survives tough days, e.g., "I survived another day" and "Victory of the day: presented data to my boss and didn't get fired".
- Self-aware: Recognizes medical progress, e.g., "I think I'm officially two weeks on prog and still don't feel anything".
- Creative: Engages in hobbies like crocheting, knitting, playing Magic and sharing cute drawings.
- Honest: Openly shares mental‑health struggles, e.g., "I'm a disgusting person" and "I hate every bit of myself".
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently calls herself worthless, e.g., "I'm worthless :)" and "I hate every bit of myself".
- Suicidal thoughts: Expresses desire to end life, e.g., "idk, sometimes i think i should just end it".
- Social withdrawal: Avoids contact and isolates, e.g., "I hate being home so much" and "I don't want to go home, I don't want to be at work".
- Negative rumination: Keeps revisiting old messages and crying, e.g., "I keep going over old messages and end up crying".
- Poor self-care: Neglects health and rest, e.g., "I'm not able to focus at work, want to go home but stay" and "drunk and i miss you".
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Moe is constantly portrayed as a lonely, self‑deprecating bar owner who feels worthless and wishes he were loved, similar to Yaakushi’s repeated expressions of hopelessness ('I hate every bit of myself… I'm genuinely hopeless.'). The user’s tweets often describe feeling like a failure and being a burden, echoing Moe’s own self‑critical thoughts ('I'm worthless :)', 'I'm the worst kind of trash there, I'm worthless'). Yaakushi’s longing for connection and fear of rejection parallels Moe’s desperate attempts to be accepted by patrons ('I wish we could at least still talk… I always loved your company so much…'). Both also display a tendency to withdraw when feeling low, as seen when Yaakushi says 'I'm sorry for being this pathetic… I’m a really bad person' and Moe often isolates himself in his bar. Finally, the user’s occasional attempts to push through work or hobbies reflect Moe’s occasional attempts to keep his bar running despite his despair.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Yaakushi’s tweets are overwhelmingly inward‑focused, as shown by the self‑critical line 'I know I'm a disgusting person in (almost) all senses of the word. Isn't it dumb that I want someone to like me still?' indicating strong Introversion. They often dwell on abstract, future‑oriented thoughts, for example 'During those last two weeks, I've imagined and lived so many scenarios in my head… being ghosted… It’s terrifying,' which points to an Intuitive (N) preference. Their decisions and expressions are driven by personal values and deep emotions, evident in 'I'm the worst kind of trash there, I'm worthless, I should leave people alone so they can be happy,' reflecting a Feeling (F) orientation. Their lifestyle appears flexible and unstructured, as seen when they say 'I'll try to figure out how to crochet again… if I can't, I'll go back to knitting and actually knit something useful,' suggesting a Perceiving (P) style. Together these traits align best with the INFP (“Mediator”) personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Your hair might be moody, but I’d love to be the gentle breeze that tames it into a perfect fox‑tail just for you.
- If you cosplay as Madoka, I’ll be the magical girl who grants your wish to meet for coffee—no time‑loops needed, just us.
- I hear you’re mastering crochet; how about we stitch a cozy blanket together and keep each other warm through every power outage?
- Let’s team up in maimai: I’ll hit the notes, you’ll hit my heart, and together we’ll score a perfect combo.
- As a fellow fox in Foxland, I promise to guard your tail, share my favorite scarf, and be your ‘Nini’ for as long as you’d like.
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Your new Twitter bio
Data analyst, anime enthusiast, and occasional crochet wizard. Once wore a Madoka costume to a coffee shop and got extra foam. She/Her.– @Yaakushi
Your signature cocktail
Fox's Lament
The 'Fox's Lament' cocktail mirrors Yaakushi's blend of bitter self‑criticism, fleeting hope, and a lingering longing for connection. A base of Campari gives it a sharp, bitter edge that echoes the raw confession "I hate every bit of myself so much. Every bit of my body, every bit that's too large, too fat, too wide, too deformed to even hope to convey any femininity ever in my life... I'm genuinely hopeless. Kill me". Coffee liqueur adds a dark, comforting depth, reflecting the recurring theme of feeling broken, as in "I feel like such a broken person right now. I'm sorry. You deserved so, so much better than this...". A splash of raspberry liqueur brings a pink hue that celebrates their trans identity and the moments of triumph like "Victory of the day: I presented a lot of data that showed we weren't doing very well to my boss, and I haven't gotten fired, so... yay?". Finally, a squeeze of fresh lemon juice provides a bright, acidic jolt that captures the sharp pain of the tweet "I think I'm officially two weeks on prog and i still don't feel anything... unless the extra sleepiness in the morning is because of it, or some of the mood swings i've had (but it's hard to know because i guess i've been unstable for a few months now...)" while also reminding them of the resilience expressed in "I survived another day. I didn't see it go by, and I don't feel like I did anything meaningful today other than work... I still can't get you out of my mind, I'm still scared, and I can only hope you're okay... Still so sorry...".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They often express deep loyalty and gratitude for friends, as in 'I'm thankful we still talk, thankful there are still people who see me as a friend, thankful for the one irl friend who agreed to play Minecraft with me', which aligns with Hufflepuff's emphasis on friendship. Their longing to keep connections, evident in 'I wish we could at least still talk... I always loved your company so much', shows a commitment to others. They also demonstrate perseverance and a strong work ethic, noting 'I survived a meeting with 4 people (one of them being my boss) where my opinion was (mostly) disregarded for 2 whole hours' and celebrating 'Victory of the day: I presented a lot of data to my boss and didn't get fired'. This humble, patient, and supportive attitude fits Hufflepuff more than the ambition of Slytherin, the daring of Gryffindor, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
Radiohead's 'Creep' captures Yaakushi's pervasive sense of alienation and self‑loathing. The line "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" mirrors tweets like "I'm a horrible trash" and "I'm worthless :)" that repeatedly describe themselves as worthless. Their confession "I hate every bit of myself. Every bit of my body, every bit that's too large, too fat, too wide, too deformed to even hope to convey any femininity" reflects the song's theme of feeling out of place. The yearning for acceptance in "I wish I could make you feel safe, comfy, good... but I'm no good at all" aligns with the song's melancholy yearning for connection. The haunting, introspective tone of the track fits the overall mood of their timeline.
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