Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly names and reflects on feelings like hopelessness, stress, and joy in tweets such as “خیلی نسبت به آینده ی بعد از فارغ التحصیلی ناامیدم.” and “میخوام شور و شوق زندگی داشته باشم.”.
- Caring-partner: Shows consistent care in the relationship, e.g. celebrating shared breakfasts and effort: “You deserve someone who wakes up 5 am on a Sunday morning just to bake Barbari for your breakfast 🥹” and describing home as being next to them: “خونه برای من همین جاست، همین گوشهای که کنار تو ام”.
- Dedicated-baker: Puts serious effort and creativity into baking, from Norooz cookies to Yalda menus: “۸۴ تا شیرینی توت... کیک پسته و هل با خامه انار، و کوکی لینزر، همگی کار خودم” and detailed birthday cake experiments like “کیک بادوم وانیل با لایههای پشن فروت و و رزبری و خامهی شکلات سفید.”.
- Socially-conscious: Engages with political and social issues, from زن زندگی آزادی in bio to critiques of war narratives: “چرا فهم اینکه میشه دو طرف یه جنگ شر مطلق باشن...” and concern about women’s rights: “نوزادهای دختر رو زنده به گور نکنیم تا وقتی بزرگ شدن بکشیمشون.”.
- Reflective-thinker: Frequently analyzes her past and identity, e.g. “زندگی چند سال پیشم رو یادم نمیاد.” and the struggle to write a paragraph about herself in “یه پاراگراف در مورد خودم خواستم بنویسم، الان... دارم کل وجودم رو زیر سوال می برم.”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic-self-doubt: Questions her worth and abilities, as seen in “چرا تلاش کنم وقتی نه پیشرفتی می بینم و نه نتیجه ای میگیرم.” and “لعنت به imposter syndrome.”.
- Overwork-burnout: Pushes herself despite exhaustion and deadlines, e.g. “من دیگه حااااال ادامه دادن ندارم. حتی قهوه هم اثر نمیکنه.” and the overloaded calendar in “تقویمم رو باز میکنم تا یه ماه پر ازایونت های قرمز... بسه دیگه خسته شدم🥲.”.
- Stress-spiraling: Lets stress loop on itself, like applying to many internships when anxious then getting more stressed by rejections: “در نتیجه ش استرس میگیرم و چرخه دوباره شروع میشه.” and feeling overwhelmed by paralyzing stress in “هیچی ارزش اینو نداره که انقدر استرس فلج کننده بکشم... ولی دیگه اثری نداره و دارم به شرایط می بازم.”.
- Physical-overstrain: Ignores body limits until pain escalates, seen in recurring back issues: “الان اون موقع ساله که دیسک کمرم بدون دلیل شروع به درد میکنه” and “انقد اخیرا بی ملاحظه بودم در مورد کمرم، که بالاخره زنگ خطر رو زد و پام شروع کرده به بی حس شدن های خفیف.”.
- Future-anxiety: Frequently expresses fear about what’s ahead, from career to world events: “چند سال آینده واقعا ترسناک به نظر میان.” and post-graduation worries in “خیلی نسبت به آینده ی بعد از فارغ التحصیلی ناامیدم.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, often anxious about the future, and oscillating between burnout and stubborn perseverance. Like Lisa, they’re deeply affected by world events and injustice, e.g. worrying about both sides of a war and people’s takes in “میگه دو طرف یه جنگ شر مطلق باشن ... چرا باید حتما برای یکی بمالن😭” and expressing fear about coming years in “چند سال آینده واقعا ترسناک به نظر میان.”. Their academic PhD grind, stress cycles, and imposter feelings are very Lisa-coded, like when they talk about the hopelessness of effort in “چرا تلاش کنم وقتی نه پیشرفتی می بینم و نه نتیجه ای میگیرم.” and the internship rejection loop in “در نهایت یا گوست میشم یا ریجکت... و چرخه دوباره شروع میشه.”. At the same time, they have strong creative and nurturing hobbies (especially baking) and take genuine joy in them, as in their detailed Yalda desserts in “۸۴ تا شیرینی توت ... و کوکی لینزر، همگی کار خودم برای یلدای امسالمون” and their elaborate birthday cake experiments in “نتیجه هم شد کیک بادوم وانیل با لایههای پشن فروت و و رزبری و خامهی شکلات سفید.”. Finally, their bio “زن زندگی آزادی” and their emotional, justice-oriented reactions to everyday life mirror Lisa’s blend of idealism, sensitivity, and moral backbone.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They read as an introvert (I): most posts are about internal states, stress, and close one‑to‑one relationships rather than big social scenes, e.g. feeling like the “middle child” in the lab (“I feel like the middle child in this lab.”) and using noise‑cancelling headphones to avoid conversations (“Noise cancelling headphones to avoid unnecessary conversations.”). Their thinking is clearly intuitive (N), moving quickly from concrete events to patterns and meaning: they reflect on long‑term life direction and fear of the future (“چند سال آینده واقعا ترسناک به نظر میان.”) and on systemic issues like war narratives (“چرا فهم اینکه میشه دو طرف یه جنگ شر مطلق باشن…”). They’re strongly feeling (F)‑oriented, with decisions and observations grounded in emotional impact and values: they talk about how disrespect and broken promises affect them (“بدقولی واقعا خاطرم رو مکدر میکنه.”) and express deep empathy and hurt around politics, Iran, and women’s rights (bio: “زن زندگی آزادی”). Finally, they lean judging (J): they’re deadline‑driven and routine‑sensitive, often overwhelmed by schedules and administrative structure (“تقویمم رو باز میکنم تا یه ماه پر ازایونت های قرمز (ددلاین سنگین)… بسه دیگه خسته شدم”), and they ruminate on planning, housing contracts, internships, and long‑term outcomes (“این پروسه تمدید قرارداد خونه و ضامن… از کارای پی اچ دی بیشتر موهامو سفید میکنه.”). Taken together—introspective, future‑oriented, value‑driven, structured but emotionally worn down—INFJ fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You baked pistachio–cardamom cake with pomegranate cream for Yalda and Barbari at 5 a.m. for breakfast… at this point I’m not looking for a soulmate, I’m looking for whoever convinced you that *they* deserve all that, so I can steal their spot.
- You said you apply for internships whenever you’re stressed and then get ghosted or rejected — have you tried applying for the position of ‘reason my imposter syndrome finally shuts up’? I promise this role comes with guaranteed acceptance and zero ghosting.
- Your PCOS thread was more accurate than half the ‘health influencers’ online, and your lab life + discectomy-era tweets are painfully relatable. If you ever want someone to bring you noise-cancelling headphones and carry your grocery bags on your ‘دیسک کمر’ days, I volunteer as tribute.
- You: ‘Why should I try when I don’t see progress or results?’ Also you: 84 perfect toot cookies, Yalda dessert spreads, homemade syrups aged for months, and a h aft-sin set at 5 a.m. I don’t know about science, but the data strongly suggests that if we date, the long-term outcome will be dangerously high levels of happiness (and blood sugar).
- You dream about being stuck in Iran without a visa, dodge New York subways because people keep getting pushed, battle hospital admin for an ID every year, and *still* find the energy to bring رقص چاقو to your lab’s birthday parties — teach me your resilience, and I’ll teach you how it feels when someone looks at you the way you look at a perfectly baked orange cake.
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Your new Twitter bio
NYC PhD student with a bad back, good cakes & too many deadlines. Bakes Barbari at 5am, complains about admin at 5:15. Data, PCOS, and pastries.– @yaasamiiiin
Your signature cocktail
The PCOS-PHD Perseverance Punch
Pomegranate-infused gin anchors this drink in زن زندگی آزادی fire, echoing her bio and her love for richly symbolic flavors like the Yalda sweets in “معرفی میکنم: ۸۴ تا شیرینی توت با طعم انار و توت فرنگی، کیک پسته و هل با خامه انار، و کوکی لینزر، همگی کار خودم برای یلدای امسالمون 😇🥰”. Rosewater & cardamom syrup nods to her meticulous, nostalgic baking—those Barbari mornings and carefully layered cakes in “نتیجه هم شد کیک بادوم وانیل با لایههای پشن فروت و و رزبری و خامهی شکلات سفید.” and “You deserve someone who wakes up 5 am on a Sunday morning just to bake Barbari for your breakfast 🥹”. Fresh lime juice cuts through the sweetness the way her gallows humor cuts through burnout, like in “من دیگه حااااال ادامه دادن ندارم. حتی قهوه هم اثر نمیکنه. شاید یه خواب طولانی.” and “میخوام شور و شوق زندگی داشته باشم.”. Sparkling tonic water captures the fizzy, social side of lab birthdays, conferences, and dance traditions imported into the lab in “در سومین سال حضورم تو آمریکا، بالاخره تونستم رقص چاقو رو وارد رسوم تولد اعضای لب بکنم و تکتکشون برام با چاقو رقصیدن😂😂”. Finally, a dash of black walnut bitters represents the heaviness of visas, PCOS, back pain, and existential dread in “خیلی نسبت به آینده ی بعد از فارغ التحصیلی ناامیدم.” and “میشه راحت از غصه دق کرد.”, turning all that bitterness into something complex, grown-up, and quietly resilient.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with academic and analytical concerns: frustration with code and unexpected results in research (“چند ساعت رو یه کدی کار میکنم و در نهایت ریزالت برعکس انتظارم میشه”), stress about deadlines, proposals, and lab work (“اخر ماه باید از پروپوزالم دفاع کنم”), and meta-reflection on how to communicate data effectively (“این فیگر هات درسته خوشگلن و خیلی وقت گذاشتی ولی هیچ پیامی در مورد داده منتقل نمیکنه”). They show a strong tendency to analyze themselves and the world around them, for example dissecting their own difficulty with self-description (“یه پاراگراف در مورد خودم خواستم بنویسم، الان ... دارم کل وجودم رو زیر سوال می برم”) and critiquing simplistic or incorrect PCOS content (“یا اطلاعات غلط و ناقص میدادن، و یا یه نسخهی کلی برای همه میپیچیدن”). Even in non-academic topics, they approach things with a critical, thoughtful lens, like their nuanced take on war discourse (“چرا فهم اینکه میشه دو طرف یه جنگ شر مطلق باشن ... براشون سخته؟”). While there are clear Hufflepuff traits (loyalty, care for friends and labmates, and hard work), the dominant throughline is an intellectual, reflective, and analytical mindset, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Shake It Out - Florence + The Machine
A fitting song for @yaasamiiiin is “Shake It Out” because it balances exhaustion, darkness, and the stubborn desire to keep going, much like their timeline. They often write about feeling overwhelmed or hopeless, like “I don’t have the energy to continue anymore. Maybe a long sleep.” and “I’m very hopeless about my future after graduation.”, which mirrors the song’s themes of regret and emotional weight. At the same time, there’s a quiet persistence and desire for renewal: they go to therapy and confront buried pain (“Tonight’s therapy session was a reminder of the most bitter things… just crying.”), keep pushing through PhD stress and deadlines (“Why should I try when I see no progress and get no results.”), and still look for joy in small rituals like baking and Nowruz (“From the moment you set the Haft-Sin, you feel spring even if it’s still cold.”). The chorus line “it’s always darkest before the dawn” matches the way their feed swings between despair and brief moments of contentment, such as when they say “Something interesting happened and I’m happy and satisfied for now.”. Overall, the song’s mix of heaviness, self-reflection, and a desperate but real hopefulness feels aligned with someone who tweets both “You can literally die from sadness.” and also spends hours making intricate pastries for loved ones.
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