Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Brutally Honest: She is Refreshingly open about her family traumas and personal struggles, specifically regarding her “father being the cause of her traumas”.
- Devoted Mother: She expresses deep emotional connection and joy in her daughter Neva's milestones, such as “losing her mind with love while loving her baby”.
- Empathetic Friend: She actively supports and uplifts her female friends, stating that she “loves to hype up her close girl friends”.
- Witty Humorist: She uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like when she “cleaned the house before the cleaning lady arrived” so it wouldn't be awkward.
- Assertive Communicator: She stands her ground on personal choices, such as her preference for C-sections, telling critics “everyone should mind their own business”.
Weaknesses:
- Body Image Anxiety: She struggles significantly with postpartum weight gain, going as far as saying she “could commit suicide” after seeing her weight on the scale.
- Low Tolerance Level: She admits that her “tolerance level is crawling on the floor” and frequently vents about annoying people in traffic or social settings.
- Holding Grudges: She acknowledges that she “cannot overcome certain things related to the past” despite trying to deny it to herself.
- Impulsive Emotionality: Her mood shifts rapidly based on external factors, such as suddenly “wanting a vacation out of nowhere”.
- Judgmental Tendencies: She is quick to label others harshly, calling people “brainless idiots” in traffic or criticizing age-gap relationships.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
Like Marge, this user is a dedicated mother who experiences the exhausting duality of parenting, often swinging between “loving my baby so much I lose my mind” and feeling “torn between stress and fatigue”. She shares Marge’s domestic pride and occasional neurosis, even “cleaning the house before the cleaning lady arrives” to avoid judgment. While she deeply loves her family, she harbor lingering resentment toward her father, noting “my father wants me to be a perfect child as if he wasn't the cause of my traumas”. Despite her modern edge and occasional outbursts against “thoughtless people,” she remains a nurturing figure who finds joy in the “miracle of having a daughter” and simple domestic pleasures like making desserts for her husband.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFJ
Rabia demonstrates Extroversion (E) through her constant engagement with her social circle, from praising her "best friend" siblings in “kardeş muazzam bir şey ya resmen kardeşlerimi görünce yüzümde güller açıyo” to her chatty interactions with market vendors. She leans toward Sensing (S), focusing on physical aesthetics, pregnancy symptoms, and everyday tasks like cleaning before the help arrives, as seen in “eve yardımcı abla çağırdım o gelmeden önce ayıp olmasın diye şöyle bi ortalığı temizledim”. Her Feeling (F) preference is evident in her emotionally charged reactions to motherhood and her strong distaste for "thoughtless" people, stating in “düşüncesiz insanları bünyem ve aklım asla kabul etmiyo” that it's worse than political differences. Finally, she shows Judging (J) traits by being highly opinionated about how things "should" be, such as her rigid stance on food pairings in “mercimek köftesi ve kısır aynı sofrada olmamalı” and her proactive approach to planning her C-section.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m more than just 'some person'—unless that person is the one buying you an Airstrait to invest in your hair's future.
- Are you my robot vacuum? Because even when things get a little dusty or chaotic, I’d still pick you up and treat you like family.
- I’d never be 'andavals' in traffic with you—I’d even let you mark every car in Eryaman if it means I get to park next to you.
- Forget the gold jewelry from the jewelers; I’d rather just bring you some Reyhan sherbet and a cold baklava for your next 'crisis'.
- You can skip the 'crying to the doctor' routine with me—I already agree that your choice is the only one that matters, whether it’s sezaryen or where we go for dinner.
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New mom, Eryaman local, and road rage survivor. Professional at dodging unsolicited parenting advice and robot vacuum repair. Ask me why C-sections are elite. 🍼– @yabirayim
Your signature cocktail
The Eryaman Epidural
This drink is as chaotic as a new mom who admits, “mothering is very difficult, those who have the opportunity should be a father”. The sour pomegranate reflects her sharp tongue toward 'brainless idiots' in traffic and “old-fashioned grandmothers”, while the chocolate syrup represents her constant diet-ruining cravings for “cold baklava”. The bubbly soda captures her obsession with her robot vacuum and “praising her girl friends”, but the salted rim is a nod to her deep-seated childhood traumas, noting that her “father wants me to be a magnificent child as if he wasn't the cause of my traumas”. It is a bold, experimental drink for someone who chose a “wonderful cesarean” over natural birth because they value their own comfort above all else.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Rabia demonstrates classic Slytherin self-preservation and a refusal to suffer unnecessarily, seen in her fierce advocacy for a C-section: “isteyen sezaryen olsun... canınıza yazık :d”. She exhibits a sharp, selective loyalty, prioritizing her inner circle while maintaining a biting wit toward outsiders and 'stupid' behavior, as shown when she says, “düşüncesiz insanları bünyem ve aklım asla kabul etmiyo... bi insanın akepeli olması bile daha kabul edilebilir bi şey”. Her resourcefulness and social cunning are evident in her 'friendships' with market vendors for personal convenience: “pazarcılarla kanki olduğum için aldığım her şeyi arabama kadar taşıyorlar”. Ultimately, her ambition for a comfortable life, her blunt honesty about social hierarchies, and her 'wait-and-strike' approach to being slighted—“sessiz kalırım, durumu kollarım... şakkk diye lafımı sokar çekilirim”—solidify her place in the house of the serpent.
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Superwoman - Alicia Keys
This song perfectly encapsulates the user's journey through the chaotic, exhausting, and beautiful transition into motherhood. She candidly shares the physical and emotional toll, admitting “asla şikayet etmiyorum ama eski hayatımı o kadar özledim ki dünyanın yükü üstümde ve ben çokta güçlü değilmişim 🤷♀️” while simultaneously celebrating her deep bond with her daughter, Neva. Despite dealing with past family traumas, specifically mentioning “babam sanki muhteşem bir baba ve travmalarımın sebebi değilmiş... benden muhteşem evlat olmamı istiyo”, she remains a resilient 'superwoman' for her own child. Whether she is jokingly complaining that “anne olmak çok zor imkanı olan baba olsun” or obsessing over post-pregnancy weight, her tweets reflect the messiness of being human. Ultimately, her fierce love for her daughter and her determination to protect her—as seen when she hunts a mosquito because “kızıma dokunmayacaktın”—embodies the strength celebrated in the song.
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