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Bart Simpson is known for his mischievous, rebellious attitude and love for memes and sarcasm. The user frequently posts provocative, anti‑establishment tweets such as "Brawo Bolesław Bierut i PZPR! 🇵🇱👏" and "Long time royal capital with one of the best preserved old towns in Poland and football hooligans with machetes" echoing Bart's tendency to mock authority. Their meme culture is evident in posts like "#smartphOWNED 😅🤣😅🤣😅😂😂" and repeated "gm!" greetings, similar to Bart's love for pop‑culture references. The user's random, absurd statements like "I LOVE YOU MR. GIRA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" mirror Bart's playful, chaotic humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently greets followers with "gm! [picture]" and openly addresses the audience (e.g., "Hey, maybe this shouldn't be happening every single year."), showing an extraverted, outward‑focused communication style. Their tweets often jump between obscure historical facts ("TIL The Vatican did not recognize Oder Neisse until 1972…") and big‑picture speculation ("I genuinely wonder how much of this radfem stuff comes from…"), indicating a dominant Intuitive (N) mode. The tone is largely analytical and critical, as seen in lines like "Genuinely tragic that the only government…" and the data‑driven remark "PKB Etiopii wynosi teraz $11 zamiast $10, zachód upadł," reflecting a Thinking (T) preference. Finally, the stream of spontaneous memes, quick observations ("Okay so it turns out xitter is like 80% Nigerians") and off‑hand comments such as "Bored [picture]" reveal a Perceiving (P) lifestyle that favors flexibility over strict planning.

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Polish meme curator & Camus fan. I once got lost in Krakow’s Old Town chasing a stray cat—found a perfect spot for coffee & commentary.– @yabwondek

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The Krakow Chaos Cocktail mixes Żubrówka, Poland’s iconic bison‑grass vodka, with cold brew coffee to echo the user’s dark, meme‑heavy humor seen in tweets like 'You are mentally a toddler.' The spicy chili‑infused syrup adds the fiery sarcasm of posts such as '#smartphOWNED 😅🤣😅🤣😅😂😂', while Aperol’s bitter orange notes reflect the political bitterness in 'Brawo Bolesław Bierut i PZPR! 🇵🇱👏'. A splash of red vermouth provides a patriotic hue that nods to the prideful 'Małopolskie oficjalnie zachodnie 🇵🇱🇩🇪💪' and the recurring 'gm!' greetings. Finally, the garnish of a peppercorn and a tiny rye wafer captures the user’s love for chaotic, crunchy memes and Polish identity, just like the affectionate 'I LOVE YOU MR. GIRA ❤️❤️❤️' tweet.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently displays a willingness to push boundaries and pursue influence, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition; for example they write, "Don't siege Odessa, take it immediately." This aggressive, strategic mindset is reinforced by their admiration for powerful, controversial figures, as seen in "Brawo Bolesław Bierut i PZPR! 🇵🇱👏". They also employ cunning humor and memes, such as "#smartphOWNED 😅🤣😅🤣😅😂😂", showing a resourceful, sly approach to communication. Although they occasionally show intellectual curiosity, like "Finished 'The Plague' and it's so gooddd, I gotta read more from Camus ASAP.", the overall pattern of strategic provocation and desire for impact aligns best with Slytherin traits.

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The user frequently announces random greetings like 'gm!' and 'Bored', echoing the song’s opening line "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?" which calls attention to an absurd persona. Their use of shock humor — for example, 'I'M CUMINGGGGG' and '#smartphOWNED 😅🤣😅🤣😅😂😂' — mirrors Eminem’s penchant for controversial, explicit jokes. The user’s angry political rants such as 'Genuinely tragic that the only government … filled with retarded russophiles' and 'Fuckkkk man I miss snow already' reflect the song’s defiant "Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me" refrain. Their self‑referential bragging like 'I LOVE YOU MR. GIRA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️' and 'Brawo Bolesław Bierut i PZPR! 🇵🇱👏' captures the lyric "I’m the real Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady". Overall, the track’s celebration of being a provocative, unapologetic internet persona aligns closely with the user’s blend of memes, profanity, and political outrage.

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