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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal: His repeated, intense devotion to Wallows—'my favorite wallow (singular)', begging for the 'nothing happens blanket', and dreaming about VIP/barricade—shows he sticks with what he loves.
- Creative: Posting an art portfolio and commenting on visual contrast—'the contrast between the red and yellow is interesting'—demonstrates an artistic eye and creative thinking.
- Communal: He frequently solicits others' opinions and offers interaction—'PLEASE LEABE A GIMMICK TELL ME YOUR LEAST FAVORITE WALLOWS SONG'—indicating he values community and conversation.
- Honest: Sam is candid about feelings and flaws—'i might be stupid' and 'does anyone else get worried that many oomfs hate them'—which makes his presence authentic.
- Detail-oriented: Small, specific obsessions like debating 'nothing happens shirt or the cole vinyl' and wanting exact follower counts—'how do you guys get your twitters to tell you the exact numbers'—show he notices fine details.
Weaknesses:
- Anxious: Worrying about fandom standing—'does anyone else get worried that many oomfs hate them'—and fretting about missing shows for college highlights a persistent nervousness.
- Obsessive: His relentless pursuit of specific merch ('PLEASEEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLESSDDDEE PLEASE') and nonstop Wallows content can narrow his focus to a single interest.
- Impulsive: Posting and deleting content because of fears over deepfakes—'was finally fine with posting for wallowswednesday then i remembered all of the ai and deepfake makers'—shows quick reactive choices.
- Insecure: Self-doubt crops up often—'i might be stupid' and 'why do i keep losing followers what i do'—which undermines confidence.
- Merch-dependant: Emotional highs and lows tied to physical items—the repeated blanket/vest/photocard chase—can make mood contingent on acquisitions ('someone please sell me their nothing happens blanket').
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons match because she's smart, earnest, music- and art-appreciative, and often out of step socially — much like Sam who obsessively analyzes lyrics, posts art, and worries about social fandom dynamics. Both call out what they care about and carry a kind of teenage-minded earnestness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP fits Sam's bright, social, creative and feeling-forward style. He runs conversations and invites opinions constantly—'PLEASE LEABE A GIMMICK TELL ME YOUR LEAST FAVORITE WALLOWS SONG'—showing extraverted enthusiasm. His interest in meaning and patterns—'can someone explain the meaning of im full to me' and comments about color contrast—shows intuitive, interpretive curiosity. Decisions are driven by feeling and relationships (worrying about 'oomfs' and begging for community feedback), and his posting style is spontaneous and adaptable ('okay so twitter is barely functional for me now… if i go ia this is why' and 'i might be stupid'). Those combine into the ENFP pattern of imaginative, people-centered, and expressive energy.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'If you were sold-out merch, I'd camp outside the venue all night — consider me VIP for your heart.'
- 'Are you the 'nothing happens' blanket? Because I'd pay way more than the OG price just to curl up with you.'
- 'I peeled the sunflower seeds off my burger for you — I’ll do anything to keep the texture away and the flavor close.'
- 'You must be a Wallows single drop — every time you show up my entire timeline lights up.'
- 'I applied to college, but honestly, my favorite major would be 'studying you full-time.'
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • he/him • aspiring art student & obsessive Wallows stan • blanket/beanie hoarder • MHA fangirl for life (MIDORIYA IZUKU) • applying to college, collecting vinyl and photocard dreams • DMs for merch leads– @yacaies
Your signature cocktail
Nothing Happens Cozy
The 'Nothing Happens Cozy' is gentle, slightly odd, and devoted to mood: chamomile soothes Sam's anxious streak ('does anyone else get worried'), sparkling apple nods to indie, wistful energy, lemon syrup adds brightness like his enthusiasm for 'walloween single at midnight', and a tiny splash of pickle brine winks at his 'pickle flavored sunflower seeds' burger hack. The spun-sugar beanie garnish honors his beanie obsession ('okay so im never gonna shut up about this beanie'). It's cozy, quirky and collectible — like him.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Sam leans Ravenclaw: he analyzes lyrics and visuals—'can someone explain the meaning of im full to me' and 'the contrast between the red and yellow is interesting'—showing curiosity and a taste for interpretation. His art portfolio and lyric/visual close-reading suggest a love of insight and clever detail. While he's deeply loyal emotionally, his questions and thoughtful commentary reveal that intellectual, creative drive Ravenclaws prize.
Your movie
Your song
Are You Bored Yet? - Wallows ft. Clairo
This Wallows track (and the vibe around Wallows songs) resonates with Sam's longing for live shows and his nuanced feelings about fandom: he wants 'trust fall' and live moments and repeatedly references Wallows tracks and singles ('i wanna hear trust fall live', 'the concept of another wallows album'). The wistful, conversational tone of 'Are You Bored Yet?' matches his mix of excitement and worrying.
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