Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and appreciation for friends, like “2nd third of my cigarette and thinkinf abt how much I love the people who are part of my life” and “I am filled with love and joy. I love looking at my friends' locations on Find My.”.
- Community-oriented: Engaged with campus, clubs, and roommates, as seen in “Socialized extremely well with people I usually can't talk that much with at leads meeting tn AND saw my beloved friends on the way home” and “I love my roommates #ILMR”.
- Self-reflective: Shows awareness of emotional reactions and tries to change, like “Realized literally all the reasons I get upset at people are due to them being deeply insecure... So I'm no longer going to do that anymore”.
- Gratitude-focused: Often notes feeling fortunate and happy, such as “Light rain in Berkeley tonight & thinking about how fortunate I am” and “What a privilege it is to hike on public land on the beautiful North California coast”.
- Ambitious worker: Puts effort into career and studies, celebrating offers and planning moves in “IM EMPLOYED AND IM MOVING TO NEW YORK THIS SUMMER. 😁” and “Officially signed my offer today LFG SF living here I come”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses insulting or slur-adjacent phrasing toward strangers, like “Most rworded population alive on this 51b right now” and “Sooo you're fucking retarded”.
- Racial insensitivity: Makes racially targeted remarks, e.g. “Not to be racist but when an Indian makes my boba it tastes fucking horrible and It makes me want to kill myself” and joking about an “antisemitic friend” in this tweet.
- Aggressive frustration: Defaults to violent or extreme expressions when annoyed, such as “SF 'vintage' sellers need to be shot on sight” and “Wow maybe you should just kys”.
- Self-destructive jokes: Frequently uses death or self-harm as hyperbole, like “I need a fucking cigarette and to die” and “it tastes fucking horrible and It makes me want to kill myself”.
- Judgmental tone: Often frames minor annoyances as moral failings of others, e.g. “Thrifting in SF makes me have some extremely anti white fatphobic thoughts unfortunately cuz why are you colonizing the rack...” and “How at your grown age do you not know what 'Move back to make space for others' means”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically and socially aware, but also extremely online, neurotic, and funny about their own overthinking. Like Lisa, they genuinely care about people and community, as shown when they say they’re “filled with love and joy” and gush over friends on Find My: “I am filled with love and joy. I love looking at my friends' locations on Find My.” and “2nd third of my cigarette and thinkinf abt how much I love the people who are part of my life”. They’re introspective and trying to be a better person, like in the self-aware post about empathy for insecure people: “Realized literally all the reasons I get upset at people are due to them being deeply insecure... So I'm no longer going to do that anymore”. At the same time, they complain constantly yet humorously about transit, school, and life (“Where is my fucking bus Fuck you AC Transit”, “Day 1 back and it already smells like warm bodies /neg in Dwinelle”), which fits Lisa’s dramatic, ranty side when she’s frustrated with the world. Their mix of academic engagement, big feelings, and idealism about cities and public transit (“I fucking love SF transit so much I love you Powell St BART I love light rail”) rounds out a very Lisa-like profile.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly post about friends, clubs, and socializing, like celebrating their club friends waiting to walk home with them in “My club friends waited outside for me to walk home together and I don't even live in the same direction as one of them ❤️” and joyfully tracking friends on Find My in “I am filled with love and joy. I love looking at my friends' locations on Find My.”. Their focus on meaning, patterns, and big-picture reflections points to Intuition: they analyze people’s insecurity in “Realized literally all the reasons I get upset at people are due to them being deeply insecure & troubled individuals…” and muse about the world changing in “I miss the world I grew up in”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, centering emotions and relationships, as in “2nd third of my cigarette and thinkinf abt how much I love the people who are part of my life” and “They don't tell you this but remaining good friends with your ex will probably work out better than your relationship ever did”. Finally, their lifestyle is flexible and spontaneous, consistent with Perceiving: they skip homework to shop and hang out in “Getting my hot taro latte and going shopping instead of doing my homework and then accompanying Isabel to her tattoo” and embrace a loose, vibe-based semester plan in “I think this semester I will embrace the dichotomy of engaging seriously… and watching slop TV all day and night”. Together, the sociable, emotionally driven, reflective, and spontaneous traits best match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You love cheering for the 51B to beat the 18 down the hill for a seamless transfer — how about we race buses together and if our transfer lines up, we call it fate and get boba (made by a non-Indian barista, per your very controversial London lore).
- You signed your SF offer but you’re moving to New York this summer… if you ever miss Powell St BART or the N and M lines, you can transfer to the M(e) line instead — direct route to my heart, no AC Transit delays.
- You said cigarettes and hot chocolates are your two favorite things, but honestly, a cheeky smoke and a nonverbal headphones day with you wandering Chinatown and microdosing China together sounds like the actual best thing in the world.
- You posted about realizing people act annoying because they’re deeply insecure and suffering, and deciding not to be mad at them anymore — that level of empathy plus the way you gush about your friends on Find My is exactly why I’d gladly miss my bus stop just to ride a few more minutes next to you.
- Your whole timeline is ILM tags, thrift hauls, transit rants, Vietnamese food, London/SF/Berkeley love, and autistic little routines — you’re basically my dream city in human form: walkable, chaotic, gay, and impossible not to fall for.
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Berkeley-based transit enjoyer & future NYC tech worker. Once missed my stop and ended up at Salesforce Tower—still carless, still on time for class.– @yambeanz
Your signature cocktail
The ILM-Fizz BARTini
The Smoky lapsang souchong-infused gin captures their cigarette era and slightly unhinged humor, echoing posts like “Cheeky first day of school smoke xx 😘 🚬🇬🇧” and “I need a fucking cigarette and to die”. Yuzu green tea cordial nods to their chaotic food takes and sensitive stomach, inspired by “Yo this yuzu green tea TEARING UP MY STOMACH RN…” while softening the smoke with something bright and restless. The salted plum & tamarind syrup represents their Vietnamese/Asian diaspora flavor obsession and slightly sour but loving complaints, as seen in “Craving some extremely Vietnamesey fishy flavors rn... it might be time to Canh Chua berkeley edition” and “Going to big cities ... just to take one billion photos of Chinatown and drink 2 bobas every day”. A dry cider float mirrors their fizzy, transit-core joy and perpetual motion through cities and systems, from “I fucking love SF transit so much I love you Powell St BART I love light rail I love the N and M lines” to “Always cheering for the 51b to beat the 18 down the hill so I can have a seamless transfer #transit #carless #iMissThe7 💔”. Finally, lime zest and Vietnamese mint on top celebrate how underneath the ranting they’re genuinely soft and grateful, matching “Light rain in Berkeley tonight & thinking about how fortunate I am” and the whole #ILMF love-posting energy of “I am filled with love and joy. I love looking at my friends' locations on Find My.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This account is built around intense loyalty to friends and communities, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They repeatedly express how much they love the people in their life, like when they smoke and reflect on how much they love their friends in “2nd third of my cigarette and thinkinf abt how much I love the people who are part of my life”, or when they gush over their friends’ locations on Find My in “I am filled with love and joy. I love looking at my friends' locations on Find My… #ILMF so much ❤️”. They show steadfast appreciation for their communities and environment, praising Berkeley and the Bay in tweets like “I love Berkeley so much #ILMF #ILMR #ILMA #ILMC” and “SF Bay Area Best Place in the World”. Their loyalty is also evident in how they value staying close to people over drama, as in “They don't tell you this but remaining good friends with your ex will probably work out better than your relationship ever did #ILME”. Even when they’re complaining, they mix it with warmth and gratitude—e.g., acknowledging they’ve been negative but are actually having a great day in “Let me be clear I'm actually having a great day I just love to complain online”—which fits Hufflepuff’s grounded, emotionally honest nature more than the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.
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Someday - The Strokes
The best-fitting song for them is Someday by The Strokes. They explicitly post about loving the band, which hints at their musical taste and emotional register: “I love The Strokes”. The song’s mix of nostalgia, chaotic young adulthood, and affection for friends mirrors their life of cigarettes, transit, and hanging out: “Cheeky first day of school smoke xx 😘” and “My club friends waited outside for me to walk home together and I don't even live in the same direction as one of them ❤️”. The lyrics about trying to grow up while still complaining and joking through everything fit their tone of loving life but being terminally online and dramatic: “I've been very slash neg posting but Let me be clear I'm actually having a great day I just love to complain online”. Their bittersweet love for cities and public transit also matches the urban, slightly disaffected energy of The Strokes: “SF Bay Area Best Place in the World” and “I fucking love SF transit so much I love you Powell St BART I love light rail I love the N and M lines”.
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