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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially her mix of moral intensity, intellectualism, and sharp, sometimes abrasive social critique. Like Lisa, they’re very outspoken about ethics and politics, drawing firm boundaries such as “zionists + radqueers dni” in their bio and posts like “Conditioning children to believe that there's an almighty God that will send them to Hell for 'sinning' so they blindly follow all his rules to achieve 'paradise' is grooming”. They also show awareness of mental health and how language is used online, critiquing buzzwords and misuse of diagnoses with tweets like “The constant throwing around medical terms is just ragebait atp” and “People like this are the reason why pedophilia has been watered down into a buzzword with no meaning”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to overanalyze and argue for precision and justice. Their self-aware frustration and sensitive side show through in posts like “People with NPD catching strays every day like we can never catch a break” and “Woke up with the most killer period cramps I'm gonna kill myself I think”, which matches Lisa’s combination of vulnerability and righteous anger. Finally, their niche, slightly offbeat media interests (Degrees of Lewdity, specific artists, and fandom in-jokes) parallel Lisa’s tendency to get deeply invested in specific intellectual or subcultural interests that others don’t always understand.

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They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their posts center on niche media (Degrees of Lewdity, Kylar, Whitney) and internal experiences like period pain rather than social events, e.g. “Woke up with the most killer period cramps I'm gonna kill myself I think”, and they frame interactions as draining or exasperating, such as “My bad for opening this fucking app”. They appear strongly Intuitive: they frequently jump from specific prompts to broader takes or symbolism, like critiquing how labels and discourse are used as buzzwords in “'tw: narcissism' buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword” and “People like this are the reason why pedophilia has been watered down into a buzzword with no meaning”. Their values-driven, empathy-focused tone suggests Feeling over Thinking; they defend people with stigmatized conditions in “People with NPD catching strays every day like we can never catch a break” and set moral boundaries in the bio “zionists + radqueers dni,” prioritizing ethics and harm over detached logic. The style is more chaotic and reactive than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they post in spurts, joke about messiness, and fall into situations rather than plan them, like “I got posted on the Degrees of Lewdity subreddit I will never fucking recover” and “Pussy blocked me LMFAOOOOOO anyways here's the screenshot”. Overall, a strongly values-oriented, niche-fandom, emotionally intense and somewhat self-deprecating online presence best fits INFP.

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Illustrator, Degrees of Lewdity enjoyer, and chronic quote-tweeter. Once got posted on the DoL subreddit and considered it a career milestone.– @yanabanana42

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This cocktail hits like waking up to “the most killer period cramps I'm gonna kill myself I think”: strong, sharp, and not here to play nice, so it starts with high-proof white rum for chaotic, unfiltered energy. Sour cherry juice captures the mix of melodrama and genuine emotion that shows up when they say “My bad for opening this fucking app” and still log back on anyway. Activated charcoal syrup makes it look like something that “absolutely reeks” in the best goth-gross, Degrees of Lewdity way, nodding to their bio “dol slop” and all the Kylar fixation like “This is just how I see Kylar”. Chili bitters add a vicious little sting, inspired by “I'm about to enter the sting zone after getting into an online argument...” and their habit of calling people out like “People like this are the reason why pedophilia has been watered down into a buzzword with no meaning”. The foamed top makes it deceptively cute and soft, hiding the bite underneath—just like being “THE #1 Fem Kylar lover OF ALL TIME” while tweeting stuff like “I am blinded every time I see white Kylar”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user most strongly fits Gryffindor because of their confrontational courage and willingness to loudly stand up for their convictions. They openly call out misuses of serious topics and moral buzzwords, e.g. criticizing medical-term discourse as ragebait in “The constant throwing around medical terms is just ragebait atp” and arguing that some people are watering down accusations in “People like this are the reason why pedophilia has been watered down into a buzzword with no meaning”, which shows a bold, justice-oriented streak typical of Gryffindor. Their bio boundary-setting — “zionists + radqueers dni” — and their willingness to call religious indoctrination "grooming" in “Conditioning children to believe that there's an almighty God... is grooming” further demonstrate a readiness to take controversial, morally charged positions in public. They also lean into high-emotion, dramatic expression like “Woke up with the most killer period cramps I'm gonna kill myself I think” and “Pussy blocked me LMFAOOOOOO anyways here's the screenshot”, reflecting impulsive, fiery Gryffindor energy more than calculated Slytherin restraint. While there is some creativity and niche fandom engagement (e.g. Degrees of Lewdity art and jokes), the defining traits that show up repeatedly are outspoken bravery, moral indignation, and a combative willingness to confront others, all hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for @yanabanana42 is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which mixes horror-tinged imagery, bodily discomfort, and dark humor in a way that mirrors their posting style. They lean into gross, visceral details and horror aesthetics, as seen when they describe the supposed reality behind a fantasy as “the bedsheets covered in bug shit, sweat, and vomit, and instead of an hourglass anime gf it's a shriveled up husk of a human being….” The song’s themes of physical pain and unease also resonate with posts like “Woke up with the most killer period cramps I'm gonna kill myself I think,” where their suffering is expressed in a blunt, almost theatrical way. Their fascination with edgy, niche media like Degrees of Lewdity, shown in tweets such as “This is just how I see Kylar” and “I am blinded every time I see white Kylar,” matches the unsettling, cult-pop vibe of the track. Bury a Friend captures that mix of morbidity, irony, and intense emotion that characterizes their online persona.

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