Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings, from joy and nostalgia to sadness, e.g. “fazia muito tempo que eu não chorava tanto assim” and “i’m a sad girl”.
- Affectionate: Shows love and warmth toward family and friends, such as “mamae fez red velvet p mim, te amo velha 💗” and praising close friendships in “TOP AMIZADES MAIS FODAS TA as fofocas sao as melhores”.
- Passionate-fan: Engages deeply with fandoms (Percy Jackson, Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, K‑pop), e.g. “ok, pjo é minha nova obsessão” and detailed music/game comments like “JOGANDO AMOR DOCE AO SOM DE SPARKS FLY AMIGOS, QUE FELICIDADE”.
- Socially-conscious: Shows concern for political issues, particularly Palestine, e.g. “LEAVE PALESTINE FREE 🇵🇸 #DEMIGODSFORPALESTINE @Disney” and sharing donation actions in “o seu silêncio mata! clique nessa página diariamente…”.
- Humorous: Frequently uses humor and internet slang to tell stories, like “MEU ESTÔMAGO TA DOENDO DE TANTO QUE EU TO RINDO DISSO AQUI” or chaotic threads described as “esses 5 primeiros tweets foram os mais caóticos possiveis”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Speaks harshly about himself and appearance, e.g. regret around shaving in “tirei meu bigode e o arrependimento foi instantâneo quero me m” and envy in “eu odeio admitir que sinto inveja disso, queria que minha vida fosse assim, que eu fosse assim.”.
- Impulsive-posting: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, like “eu juro que vou me matar .” and long angry sequences described as “nunca escrevi algo com tanta raiva na vida”.
- Digital-overload: Feels overwhelmed by social media yet heavily engaged, shown by “que vontade de desativar esse tt, desativar meu ig apagar o whats, tacar fogo no meu chip e sumir de vez” while also constantly returning and creating new accounts like “vou voltar a usar essa conta e vou usar como aberta”.
- Emotional-instability: Mood swings between excitement and despair, from “nossa fazia TANTO tempo que eu nao ria tanto assim, melhor noite de 2024 ate o momento” to “mds que vida triste miserável e infeliz”.
- Harsh-language: Uses very strong wording and profanity toward others, e.g. “odeio gente q transforma usar droga em personalidade, vai se fudeeeeer” and wishing to “enterrar” a creator in “enterrem o felca mds a noticia q td mundo precisava”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user fits Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, politically aware, and deeply into their niche interests. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about social justice and Palestine, sharing things like “LEAVE PALESTINE FREE 🇵🇸 LEAVE PALESTINE FREE 🇵🇸 LEAVE PALESTINE FREE 🇵🇸 LEAVE PALESTINE FREE 🇵🇸 #DEMIGODSFORPALESTINE @Disney” and “o seu silêncio mata! clique nessa página diariamente… #FreePalestine”, which mirrors Lisa’s activism and moral seriousness. They also have intense, nerdy fixations—Greek mythology, Percy Jackson, and fandom spaces—seen in tweets like “ok, pjo é minha nova obsessão” and “antes da obsessão por pjo… eu tava simplesmente fissurado pela mitologia grega”, which feels very Lisa-with-her-books-and-interests. Their sensitivity and melancholy—“i’m a sad girl” and “mds que vida triste miserável e infeliz”—also line up with Lisa’s tendency toward introspection and feeling things deeply. At the same time, they’re passionate about music (Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, Jão, K-pop), like when they say “td vez q eu escuto o hit me hard and soft eu penso ‘album do ano’ vsf q album bom do krl”, similar to Lisa’s love for jazz and culture. Overall, they come across as a sensitive, principled, hyper-fandom, emotionally expressive person—very Lisa Simpson in a modern, extremely online form.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean slightly introvert: they talk about using a fan account as a comfort space and not being very active on this main account, e.g. “dps q criei meu fc de pjo eu nao tenho entrado quase nada nessa conta, la ja virou meu cantinho de conforto, todo o fandom 😭”, and fantasize about disappearing from social media in “que vontade de desativar esse tt, desativar meu ig apagar o whats, tacar fogo no meu chip e sumir de vez”, which suggests needing withdrawal rather than constant external stimulation. They are clearly intuitive: they frequently romanticize and imagine scenarios, like “um dia irei experimentar so ficar sentado em algum canto sentindo a chuva bater em mim, os pensamentos voando..tudo isso ao som de logical 😭”, and obsess over fictional worlds (Percy Jackson, mythology, fandom) more than practical matters, as in “antes da obsessão por pjo ... eu tava simplesmente fissurado pela mitologia grega”. Feeling dominates over thinking: they react strongly to injustices and artists’ ethics, for example “gente, eu acabei de descobrir que a lana del rey é sionista... QUÃO chateado eu to... infelizmente ela compactua e ainda ajudou financeiramente os ataques a palestina”, and center empathy and values in activism, as in “o seu silêncio mata! ... vc estará salvando vidas!! ... #FreePalestine”. Their timelines look flexible and emotionally driven rather than structured, pointing to perceiving: they bounce between obsessions (Billie, Taylor, Jão, PJO, Genshin) and late‑night impulses such as “são 4:23 da manhã, sinceramente….eu so queria estar assistindo percy jackson” and “tenho amg indo trabalhar e eu a essa hora arrumando perfil de fan account”, reflecting spontaneity over planning. Altogether, an emotionally intense inner world, idealism, fandom escapism, and spontaneous lifestyle best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re a proud Hufflepuff whose PJO fan account became a comfort corner, who rewatched the series on Christmas, New Year’s, and every random Tuesday… if I ask you on a date to that Percy-themed restaurant in Manaus, do I qualify as a fellow demigod or just another mortal crushing on you?
- You said you shaved your mustache and instantly regretted it, but as a Swiftie who hears Clean, Wildest Dreams and Welcome to New York in literal pictures, I’m pretty sure even Taylor would write a love song about the ‘before AND after’ version of you.
- You called try again your K‑pop comfort song and favorite crime stayed on repeat—if we ever date, I promise to be the soft playlist between those two so your life stops feeling like a sad girl interlude.
- You spend half your TL defending Palestine and the other half crying over Walker’s ocean eyes; I’m just here wondering if there’s space in your notifications for one more person who’d rather hold your hand than refresh arab.org alone.
- Your mom makes you red velvet, you celebrate your birthday with balloons like it’s a festival, and you still think your life isn’t that great—how about we fix that with a feijoada day + PJO marathon + Sparks Fly gaming session? I’ll even pretend not to be jealous of your fan account moots.
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18 • Manaus. Percy Jackson addict, Swiftie/Billie/Jão enthusiast. Once shaved my mustache and instantly regretted it—still recovering.– @yanoceano
Your signature cocktail
Percy Jackson & The Ocean Eyes Spritz
This drink is electric and a little dramatic, just like someone who stays up at “são 4:23 da manhã, sinceramente….eu so queria estar assistindo percy jackson” and then binge‑rewatches an entire saga saying “ok, pjo é minha nova obsessão”. The blue curaçao and crushed ice channel both Walker’s “o walker realmente tem ocean eyes.” and the watery chaos of a Percy Jackson fan who spent holidays rewatching episodes: “eu tava vendo pjo no natal, no ano novo…”. Sparkling white grape juice keeps it playful and fizzy like shouting “gente oiiiiiii vou voltar a usar essa conta e vou usar como aberta 👋🏻👋🏻”, while cachaça adds a sharp kick for the moments of pure rage and honesty behind “odeio gente q transforma usar droga em personalidade, vai se fudeeeeer” and political fire like “LEAVE PALESTINE FREE 🇵🇸”. The red velvet crumble rim is a sweet nod to home comfort in “mamae fez red velvet p mim, te amo velha 💗”, softening the sad‑kid aesthetic of “i’m a sad girl”. Finally, the citrus twist and lightning-bolt zest echo the pop‑culture sparkle of blasting Taylor and Billie (“JOGANDO AMOR DOCE AO SOM DE SPARKS FLY”, “hit me hard and soft eu penso ‘album do ano’”) while cutting through the melodrama of wanting to disappear: “que vontade de desativar esse tt… tacar fogo no meu chip e sumir de vez”. This cocktail is bright, emotional, a bit chaotic, and secretly very soft—exactly like the timeline it’s based on.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a very strong Hufflepuff core: they explicitly celebrate being sorted into Hufflepuff, with clear pride and affection, saying “a mamae acertou que sou da lufa lufa 😍🙅🏻♂️”, which already indicates they identify with that house’s values. Their tweets are full of warmth and loyalty toward friends and fandoms, like when they cherish their Percy Jackson fan account as a safe space: “la ja virou meu cantinho de conforto, todo o fandom 😭” and dream of making “muitoos amigos fãs tbm” in the fandom: “to gostando muito da serie e quero interagir e fazer muitoos amigos fãs tbm 🫂”. They’re consistently caring and community‑oriented, from asking others to click daily to help Palestine (“clicando apenas um botão… vc estará salvando vidas!!”) to promoting justice and solidarity with tweets like “LEAVE PALESTINE FREE 🇵🇸 … #DEMIGODSFORPALESTINE @Disney”. Even their frustrations tend to be tied to fairness, kindness, and relationships—complaining about a friend who only messages to ask for money (“mano o mario so me manda msg pra pedir dinheiro, que amigo é esse 🙄”) or hating people who glorify drugs as a personality (“odeio gente q transforma usar droga em personalidade, vai se fudeeeeer”), which is very in line with Hufflepuff’s strong moral compass. Taken together—the explicit Hufflepuff self‑ID, their loyalty to loved ones and fandoms, their emphasis on fairness and care for others—Hufflepuff is by far the best fit.
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Your song
this is me trying - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for them is “this is me trying” because it captures the mix of sadness, effort, and self‑reflection that runs through their timeline. They openly talk about feeling miserable or overwhelmed, like in “mds que vida triste miserável e infeliz” and “eu juro que vou me matar .”, while still pushing through school, fandom, and friendships. There’s a vulnerable longing for a different life in “eu odeio admitir que sinto inveja disso, queria que minha vida fosse assim, que eu fosse assim.”, which mirrors the song’s theme of feeling like you’re failing even when you’re trying your best. At the same time, they find comfort and identity in music and fandoms – from their Swiftie side in threads like “all you had to do was stay? eu juro qur to a uns 3 minutos ouvindo esse trecho…” to using songs as emotional anchors like “try again é minha comfort song do kpop, serio nao da”. That mix of emotional heaviness, self‑awareness, and the constant attempt to keep going fits the introspective, bittersweet tone of this is me trying.
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