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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Bart Simpson, because this user is loud, irreverent, and thrives on chaotic humor and drama while still clearly caring about their friends and faves. They’re constantly horny-joking and boundary-pushing in a very teenage, unserious way, like with lines such as “Now take all your clothes off.... Leave on your panties.... Take off your bras.... Play with your pussy” and “PAPI FUCK MI PUSI”, which fits Bart’s provocative, troublemaker energy. They love instigating and commenting on mess, going off on people with cutting reads like “You are bald Maybe grow your fucking hairline No wonder your wife left your dorky ass”, just as Bart loves to roast authority figures. At the same time, there’s loyalty and genuine affection under the chaos, shown by how they hype their comfort characters and idols, for example “WE GOT THE FUNDS THANK YOU BFF” and their passionate defenses of Firefly and Danielle. The combination of adolescent bravado, sexual jokes, fandom obsession, and occasional moral outrage at unfairness mirrors Bart’s blend of mischief, performative bravado, and a surprisingly solid heart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly engage their timeline, drag and hype mutuals, and openly share about crushes and social encounters, like yearning over a classmate in “Saw choco chip cookie trade in class after 3 months and he didn't gaf about me but I yearned” and asking mutuals to interact in “Who wanna priv4priv sistas”. Their language is strongly Intuitive (N), focused on fandom narratives, future updates, and big-picture hype (e.g. long-term patch speculation and meta-story in “3.8's last phase banners Yao Guang and Sparxie in 2 weeks … But Planacardia is coming to gag” and the manifesting tone in “#2026MANIFESTATIONS Danielle will become one of the most successful soloists…” rather than concrete daily minutiae. They are clearly Feeling (F)-leaning: their judgments are value- and empathy-based, such as calling out racism and bullying in “That's it? You aren't really sorry, are you. You're just pressurized into feeling so cause I exposed you for good and not only are you a racist bum but you're a weirdo who made fun of a literal child…” and defending idols’ emotions in “Danielle holding back tears in the live omg hybe and ador you will pay”. They also show the typical ENFP mix of warmth and sharp moral outrage, oscillating between playful thirst posts like “Show me that cawk” and sincere advocacy, which is more F-style emotional intensity than detached T-style analysis. Finally, their Perceiving (P) side shows in their spontaneity and flexible, reactive posting: they constantly jump between K‑pop, gacha meta, drama, horny jokes, and random life updates (e.g. “Got a cup of coffee cuz I shared my wifi to this one sis in the airport life is good”) with little sign of structured planning or rigid scheduling. Taken together—socially expressive, highly imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—ENFP fits their online persona best.

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16 • he/him • alternates between yelling about gacha banners, K‑pop and homework. Once traded Wi‑Fi for coffee at an airport and called it peak life.– @YansiMiu

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone who tweets “PAPI FUCK MI PUSI” and “Show me that cawk” without blinking. The overproof rum stands for their unapologetically strong opinions on games and idols, dragging people with lines like “You are bald Maybe grow your fucking hairline”. Lychee liqueur adds a soft, pretty sweetness that reflects the dreamy bio ✮ ⋆ ˚。𖦹 ⋆。°✩ and their K‑pop stanning, like “JENNIE YOU'RE THE FUCKING QUEEN”. Pink grapefruit brings tart drama and mess, nodding to tweets like “Oh trust nobody gaf about incest ass game and twink ass looking men” and their callouts. Sparkling yuzu soda and edible glitter capture their hyper, glittery gamer energy as they scream about banners and quests in posts like “Yao Guang is fierce… Ashveil makes me squirt we will be pulling everyone” and “Redownloading genshin after 5 years let's see what all the hype is about.....”. The popping candy rim is the final gag—sweet at first, then exploding on your tongue, just like how they’ll go from “Got a cup of coffee… life is good” to annihilating someone’s fave in the very next tweet.

Your Hogwarts House
Yansi shows very strong Slytherin traits: ambition, ruthlessness toward people they see as harmful, and a sharp instinct for calling out injustice. They repeatedly go on the offensive against people they consider bigoted or harmful, for example: “That's it? You aren't really sorry, are you. You're just pressurized into feeling so cause I exposed you for good and not only are you a racist bum but you're a weirdo who made fun of a literal child being bullied online till an almost tragic point. Get off twitter and seek help.” and “All you care about is reversing this as if being on twitter is a god damn job and here I was starting to feel empathy towards you cause I do have a heart but neither was your apology well written, 'actions on this app do not reflect who I am irl' and talm about some context girl.”. This is less about gentle fairness (Hufflepuff) and more about strategic, almost prosecutorial dismantling of someone’s reputation — very Slytherin. They also combine self-pride in their identity with a biting, almost weaponized sense of humor: “Oh trust nobody gaf about incest ass game and twink ass looking men keep the gays outta your fucking mouth” and “I love being a f a g” show a defiant, self-possessed edge. Even when defending idols or media they care about, it’s framed competitively and in terms of winning or ending others, such as “JENNIE YOU'RE THE FUCKING QUEEN AND YOU SET THE BAR SO HIGH ANOTHER GOOD DAY TO BE A BLINK AND FUCK GD” and “And y'all gayboys were shading her 24/7 saying she's a Phainon and Anaxa slave who got the last laugh now bitch”. While there are flashes of loyalty and empathy (they defend bullied people and certain idols), the overall pattern is sharp-tongued, status-aware, and confrontational in a calculated way, which aligns most closely with Slytherin rather than Gryffindor’s more straightforward heroism or Hufflepuff’s gentleness.

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A song that best fits Yansi is “Boss Bitch” by Doja Cat because it matches their loud, unapologetic, and playful online persona. They constantly hype characters and people in an over-the-top way, like calling Evanescia "cunty" and saying “Nihilux is mother Ashveil makes me squirt we will be pulling everyone”, which mirrors the song’s brash confidence and sexual boldness. Their tweets are full of chaotic stan energy, such as “Yao Guang is fierce Blade you're papi Evanescia is cunty Sparkxie you're everything” and declarations like “I love being a f a g”, embodying the self-assured, IDGAF attitude at the core of the track. They thrive on drama and read people without holding back, seen in call-outs like “Get off twitter and seek help.”, which aligns with the song’s tough, confrontational edge. Even their K-pop and game stanning—like screaming “JENNIE YOU'RE THE FUCKING QUEEN” and obsessing over HSR/Genshin characters—shows the kind of high-energy, main-character mindset that Boss Bitch celebrates.

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