Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Speaks with intense enthusiasm about Raiden, Talon, and her F/Os, e.g. “LO AMO TE AMO TE AMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺” and long threads about their lore and relationships.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong love and tenderness toward characters and friends, like “Es tan lindo lo adoro no puedo lloro TE AMO AMORRRR” and calling Raiden and Talon “mi novio” and “mi amor precioso.”
- Creative: Identifies as a fanfic writer and vets multiple romance tropes for many ships, e.g. “Slow burn + Sunshine and protector of sunshine + sun and moon + he falls harder” and mentions projects like a fanfic she started “HICE SOLO POR UN FANFIC”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages in fandom dynamics and replies, seeks mutuals from specific sagas in “busco mutis de esas sagas…”, and reacts supportively to others’ posts like “SI POR FAVOR SI ALGUIEN QUE ENTIENDE”.
- Self‑aware: Openly jokes about her own behavior and limits, e.g. “Ahí la tienen a la pelotuda” and recognizing she overfocuses on one F/O in “A veces suelo desbalancear todo y darle más a uno q a otro y dsps me siento mal :(”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecating: Talks about herself harshly, e.g. “Ahí la tienen a la pelotuda” and saying she’d “take herself as dead” if people found her account in “tomenme por muerta”.
- Overattached: Frames Talon and Raiden as exclusively “hers” with strong possessiveness, e.g. “non sharing” in bio and “Porq soy el ser más egoísta del mundo ellos son para mí MY GREED ITS UNSTOPPABLE”.
- Easily‑distracted: Admits struggling to focus on serious plot because of character attraction, like “COMO PUEDO CONCENTRARME EN EL JUEGO CUANDO TIENE TREMENDO CUERPAZO”.
- Insecure: Shows doubt about her creations and appearance, e.g. posting art “con medio culo del mundo” because others said it was ugly “en el grupo todos dicen q es feo 😔” and saying she can’t draw or make gifs in “ayúdenme q no se dibujar ni hacer gifs ni nada asolo se escribir 💔”.
- Emotion‑driven: Frequently swings between humor, frustration, and intense capslock reactions, e.g. “DIOS BASTA soy este” and “BUENO Me viven cagando”, suggesting feelings often dominate her responses.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotional, obsessive about her interests, and highly introspective but also very warm. Like Lisa with her sax and causes, this user dives deep into their special interests and lore, e.g. Metal Gear and Talon, as seen when they gush about Raiden’s story and body in tweets like “Entiendo completamente la complejidad q lleva todo MGS2 y Raiden como personaje PERO COMO PUEDO CONCENTRARME EN EL JUEGO CUANDO TIENE TREMENDO CUERPAZO AMIGO” and “Recuerdo q estuve todo un año hablándole a mi bro de lo feliz q me hacía q Talon aparecía en como 2 capitulos del comic de Katarina dios mío el nivel d migajerio”. Their romantic idealism and detailed headcanons mirror Lisa’s intensity and emotional intelligence, for example when they carefully outline their characters’ asexuality and relationship dynamics in “ES LARGO OK Pero en resumen : Ambos son asexuales, Talon específicamente demiromantic…”. The way they defend characters they love with passion, as in “LAVATE LA BOCA ANTES DE HABLAR ASI DE CHRIS REDFIELD”, fits Lisa’s loyal and sometimes fiery protectiveness. Finally, their self-aware, slightly dramatic humor about themselves—like “Ahí la tienen a la pelotuda” and “Holasoyyo ayúdenme q no se dibujar ni hacer gifs ni nada asolo se escribir 💔”—matches Lisa’s blend of vulnerability, self-critique, and earnestness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as more Extraverted than introverted: their timeline is full of energetic interaction with mutuals, group dynamics, and tagging (e.g. “#culonesunidos @yumeculones Holiii!”), plus they openly fear people in real life finding the account (“El día q encuentren mi cuenta d twt tomenme por muerta”), which implies they’re socially active online and care about others’ perception. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they focus on ships, tropes, character dynamics, and meta about stories rather than day‑to‑day concrete details, like when they categorize pairings into abstract romance frameworks (“Slow burn + 'odio a todos menos a él'”, “Sunshine and sunshine + Insta love + Friends to lovers”). They are clearly Feeling (F)‑oriented: their tweets are driven by passion, attachment, and emotional reactions (“Es tan lindo lo adoro no puedo lloro TE AMO AMORRRR”, “Porq soy el ser más egoísta del mundo ellos son para mí MY GREED ITS UNSTOPPABLE”) and they defend characters/ships in a value‑laden way rather than with detached logic (“LAVATE LA BOCA ANTES DE HABLAR ASI DE CHRIS REDFIELD”). Finally, they read as more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they often mention improvising, forgetting, or not planning much (“Posiblemente algo nsfw/sugestivo… seguro me olvido”) and jump into long, spontaneous dynamics and fandom events (“Llegué re tarde pero a la dinámica llego ok”) rather than presenting a structured or highly organized persona. Their combination of high‑energy social engagement, trope‑heavy imagination, intense emotional investment in characters, and spontaneous, chaotic participation aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re Laura, Talon and Raiden’s non‑sharing wife, huh? Don’t worry, I’m not trying to steal them—just applying to be the extra DLC that brings you coffee from that capsule machine tweet and listens to you infodump Metal Gear for hours.
- You said one of your biggest dreams is marriage but Talon and Raiden ‘don’t want to get married’… if you ever need someone just to wear a ring, cry over Raiden’s hips in MGS2 with you, and hype your yandere fanfics, I volunteer as tribute.
- You chose a rock nacional argentino song to represent Metalblade and imagine Talon vibing to MGRR tracks; if you ever build a playlist for your polyship, let me be the bonus track that’s just 3 minutes of you talking about lore while I stare at you like you stare at Raiden’s cyborg suit in MGS4.
- You keep calling yourself ‘la pelotuda’ and saying you can’t draw or edit, only write—perfect, because I can’t stop reading people, and every tweet screams ‘grumpy about everything except your f/os and your friends’ sunshine’. That’s my favorite trope, by the way.
- You once spent a year celebrating that Talon appeared in like two comic chapters and treasured a handmade sticker because his merch is awful; if you can love him that fiercely over crumbs, imagine how dangerous you’d be with someone who actually shows up every day just for you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Vet student from Cañuelas who over‑analyzes Metal Gear & LoL lore, writes yandere fanfics, and once converted friends with a 3‑hour Raiden video.– @Yanstorywriter
Your signature cocktail
Polyblade Thunder Crush
This cocktail mixes sharp smokiness and electric blue flair for their dual devotion to Talon and Raiden, nodding to their handle and bio as “Talon's and Raiden's Wife” and their confession that “Porq soy el ser más egoísta del mundo ellos son para mí MY GREED ITS UNSTOPPABLE”. Mezcal with blue curaçao ice shards channels the dangerous, blade-like aesthetic of Talon’s cloak they adore in “De Talon: La capa d cuchillas”, while the espresso with dulce de leche foam reflects late-night fic-writing and Argentine roots from their vet-student, writer life in Cañuelas. The red chili and dark chocolate syrup is as intense and thirsty as their cry of “Entiendo completamente la complejidad q lleva todo MGS2... PERO COMO PUEDO CONCENTRARME EN EL JUEGO CUANDO TIENE TREMENDO CUERPAZO AMIGO”. A sparkling yerba mate topper captures their chaotic, bouncing energy in tweets like “TRAGONES Y MAZMORRAS MENTION 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨”, keeping the drink wired and talkative rather than sleepy. Finally, the edible silver glitter and tiny dagger garnish celebrate their +18 yandere-fic, yume non-sharing intensity and their gleeful self-drag in “Ahí la tienen a la pelotuda”, turning all that obsessive fandom into something dramatic, shiny, and just a little dangerous.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is intense loyalty and devotion rather than ambition or pure intellect. They repeatedly frame Talon and Raiden as "mine" in a possessive but affectionate way, e.g. calling themselves "non sharing" in their bio and saying "Porq soy el ser más egoísta del mundo ellos son para mí MY GREED ITS UNSTOPPABLE", which reads as ride-or-die attachment more than calculated Slytherin possessiveness. They also worry about treating their favorites fairly, admitting "Bueno si A veces suelo desbalancear todo y darle más a uno q a otro y dsps me siento mal :(", a very Hufflepuff concern with fairness and guilt over perceived imbalance. Their emotional warmth toward friends and fandom shows in comments like "El concepto d q logré q dos amigos logren ver un vídeo de HORAS para entender metal gear solid porq ando hablando sin cerrar el hocico de esa saga", where they put in a lot of effort just to share something they love. Even when joking aggressively (e.g. "LAVATE LA BOCA ANTES DE HABLAR ASI DE CHRIS REDFIELD"), it's in defense of characters they’re attached to, consistent with protective loyalty. Overall, the combination of devotion, fairness anxiety, and warm, community-oriented fannishness points most strongly to Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Addicted - Kelly Clarkson
A fitting song for @Yanstorywriter is “Addicted” by Kelly Clarkson, because it captures an intense, almost overwhelming attachment that they clearly feel toward their F/Os and ships. They constantly express how consumed they are by Talon and Raiden, e.g. calling them “MY GREED ITS UNSTOPPABLE” in their polyship with them (“Porq soy el ser más egoísta del mundo ellos son para mí MY GREED ITS UNSTOPPABLE”) and openly melting over Raiden’s body instead of focusing on the game (“como puedo concentrarme en el juego cuando tiene tremendo cuerpazo amigo”). The song’s themes of craving and emotional dependence echo their dramatic, all‑in romantic tone, like when they say they’re non‑sharing of Talon and Raiden and present themselves as their wife in their bio. Their timeline is full of loud, emotional declarations such as “LO AMO TE AMO TE AMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and “Es tan lindo lo adoro no puedo lloro TE AMO AMORRRR”, which line up with the song’s desperate, can’t-let-go vibe. Even their joking possessiveness over their favorites and how often they dream or think about them (“Soñé con los dos 800 millones d veces”) reflects the song’s portrayal of love as something they can’t get enough of.
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