Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: They constantly gush over favorites like Yao Guang and Evanyao, e.g. “fuckkkkkkkkkk I NEED YOU” and “feed me evanyao”.
- Dedicated artist: They draw and post art regularly despite insecurity, like “yao guang doodles” and “my twitter username doodle”.
- Community‑oriented: They actively engage fandom spaces and invite interaction, e.g. “hi guys when you mentioned yaoguang can you mention me too please” and mentioning CastoCipher Discord “if you wanna see some of my work hop on castocipher discord”.
- Humor‑driven: They use playful, self‑aware jokes like “joining vc at the awkwards time gotta be my special power dude” and “she grew longer hair and call it a day #truegamer”.
- Honest communicator: They openly share feelings about art, ships, and life, such as “getting into a new hyperfixation and cannot draw them gonna be the worst condition ever” and “eating mashed potato with rice to live another day”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self‑criticism: They speak very negatively about themselves and their art, e.g. “im such a useless and talentless human being” and “my art is so slop 💔 holyshit”.
- Aggressive language: They use hostile phrasing toward ships/people, like “that ship suck ass and I hate it with passions” and “if any oomf call yaoguang chopped i will lowkenuinely slime u”.
- Sexual impulsiveness: They tweet explicit sexual urges very intensely, such as “CAN WE FUCK” and “put those funnels thing inside me too”.
- Negative comparison: They frame themselves as inferior or “washed,” like “i am so washed as a hyacipher acc rn” and doubting their capabilities “how do i change my nationality” in a self‑belittling way.
- Emotional volatility: Their posts swing between intense joy and despair, from “IM CRYING SHES REEAL FUCKKKK” to “fml i hate it here”, suggesting unstable mood expression online.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, horny, loud, but ultimately creative and oddly soft about their hyperfixations. Their timeline is full of gremlin energy and unfiltered thirst, like “CAN WE FUCK”, “I want that pinky fjnger inside me real bad”, and “FUCKKKKK TELL ME YOU'RE SWEATING PLEWSE YAO GUANG NGHH”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, boundary‑pushing vibe. They’re also self-deprecating and dramatic, calling their art “slop” in “my art is so slop 💔 holyshit” and themself “such a useless and talentless human being” in this tweet, echoing Bart’s hidden insecurity under the clowning. At the same time, they’re fiercely devoted to their ships and fave characters, as seen in “hi guys when you mentioned yaoguang can you mention me too please” and “if any oomf call yaoguang chopped i will lowkenuinely slime u”, which fits Bart’s loyal ride-or-die side for the people (or obsessions) he cares about. The mix of horny chaos, meme-speak, sudden melodrama, and genuine passion lines up with Bart far more than the more restrained or earnest core characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their focus is on art, games, and inner feelings rather than social events, and they repeatedly frame themselves in a self-deprecating, inward way, e.g. “im such a useless and talentless human being” and “getting into a new hyperfixation and cannot draw them gonna be the worst condition ever”, suggesting intense internal preoccupation rather than outward socializing. They’re clearly Intuition (N)-oriented: much of their content is about ships, dynamics, and headcanons like “into yaoxuan ex couple headcanon rn” and symbolic shorthand such as “my otps be like 🍰🍯 , 🌈🐱, 🔮🀄”, showing a preference for patterns and concepts over concrete facts. Their decision-making and reactions are heavily Feeling (F): they emphasize love, hatred, and yearning—“that ship suck ass and I hate it with passions”, “im so in love with madam yao”, and the intensely emotional thirst tweets like “FUCKKKKK I NEED YOU”—rather than structured logical argument. Finally, they come off as strongly Perceiving (P): they describe themselves as “(inconsistent + lazy artist)” and joke about being “washed,” they hyperfixate spontaneously, and their posting style is chaotic and in-the-moment (e.g. “joining vc at the awkwards time gotta be my special power dude it happened so many times”), all of which fits a flexible, unstructured P over a disciplined J. Taken together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—INFP best matches their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying your art is ‘so slop 💔 holyshit’, but from the yaoguang doodles to that username sketch, if this is your washed state I’m terrified (and a little in love) with how powerful you’d be when you’re actually trying.
- You asked ‘whos top whos bottom in evanyao’ and declared ‘they obviously switching’—counter-offer: you decide the roles, I’ll just be the dedicated supporter farming buffs like I’m pulling my first 6★ for you.
- You said you’re ‘not good’ at ENG/TH, but the way you typed ‘IM CRYING SHES REEAL FUCKKKK’ and ‘I NEED YOU FUCKING BAD’ about yaoguang was poetry; if you ever talk about me with half that keysmash intensity, I’m proposing on the spot.
- You were eating mashed potato with rice ‘to live another day’—if we ever share a broke-gamer dinner like that, I’ll trade you my luck so Qingque doesn’t steal all of it and we both walk away with our dream banners (and maybe matching brainrot).
- You refused to move to bsky and told people to find you in the Castocipher Discord; I respect the loyalty, but if I join that server and see ‘yao guang’s sweaty armpits’ online, I’m treating it like a 5★ rate-up on my favorite multifandom shipper and pulling immediately.
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Your new Twitter bio
18+ illustrator | Multifan yuri & ship chaos, mainly Evanyao & Hyacipher | Once ate mashed potatoes with rice so I could afford more pulls– @yaoguangarmpits
Your signature cocktail
Sweaty Armpits, Silly Heart
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little feral, just like their timeline screaming “FUCKKKKK I NEED YOU” and “CAN WE FUCK”, so a strong spiced rum base with chili heat captures that thirsty intensity. The lychee liqueur adds a sweet, slightly floral note for the soft yuri shipper who gushes “OMGgg EVANYAO” and keeps manifesting “evayao yuri”. Butterfly pea tea makes it a dramatic blue‑purple, echoing their multifandom, hyperfixation swirl and the cosmic vibe of recommending “cosmic princess kaguya is pretty good u guys should watch it on netflix”. A hit of lime juice cuts through the chaos like their self-dragging lines “my art is so slop 💔 holyshit”, keeping things sharp and a bit sour. Finally, the salty foam on top nods to the sweat running joke and username as they beg, “FUCKKKKK TELL ME YOU'RE SWEATING PLEWSE YAO GUANG NGHH”, making the whole drink feel like a messy, overheated crush in cocktail form.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong obsessive passion and single‑minded drive, a very Slytherin kind of ambition: their entire feed orbits Yaoguang and specific ships, from “i yearn for yaoguang” to “feed me evanyao” and “manifesting evayao yuri”. They are fiercely defensive and territorial about their faves, warning others with lines like “if any oomf call yaoguang chopped i will lowkenuinely slime u” and openly stating “that ship suck ass and I hate it with passions”, which fits Slytherin’s intensity and us‑vs‑them mentality. Their explicit, shameless thirst and willingness to say things like “CAN WE FUCK” and “both can dominate me at the same time” shows bold, unapologetic self‑interest rather than Gryffindor‑style moral heroism or Hufflepuff softness. They are also quite self‑preserving and pragmatic, joking about rough circumstances with tweets like “eating mashed potato with rice to live another day”, which aligns with Slytherin’s survival instinct. While they’re clearly creative and fandom‑savvy (a Ravenclaw trait) as seen in art posts like “yao guang doodles”, the dominant themes are obsessive ambition for their ships, strong protectiveness, and shameless desire—classic Slytherin energy.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
A well-fitting song for them is girls by girl in red because their timeline is saturated with intense, chaotic sapphic yearning and thirst. They repeatedly gush over women like Yao Guang and Evanescia with over-the-top desire, e.g. “can we fuck please yao guang” and “both can dominate me at the same time”, matching the song’s unabashed queer pining. Their description of characters as “walking lesbian flag” in “she literally walking lesbian flag 😭😭😭” and constant focus on f/f ships like Evanyao and Hyacipher shows a fixation on girls very similar to the track’s central theme. The song’s messy, emotional, slightly self-deprecating vibe also fits their tone as an “inconsistent + lazy artist” who calls their own work “so slop 💔 holyshit” in this tweet yet keeps drawing and obsessing anyway. Overall, girls captures both their chaotic lesbian energy and the earnest, almost desperate way they orbit their favorite women and ships.
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