Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Artisan: Aki designs and produces “yaoi keychains” and shares original art like “Bonnie blue shiki”.
- Entrepreneurial Initiative: Actively manages a small business, from “announcing keychain drops” to “dropping off packages” for customers.
- Loyal Partner: Consistently expresses affection for their partner, “matching with coriddy” and celebrating “Cori's birthday”.
- Passionate Collector: Dedicated to the Nitro+CHiRAL fandom, acquiring rare “1/8 scale” figures and niche “pencil cases”.
- Humorous Self-Awareness: Uses self-deprecating humor regarding their hobbies, such as calling their character rankings “shitty”.
Weaknesses:
- Financial Irresponsibility: Admits to a “shopping addiction” and considers “opening a credit card” specifically for more purchases.
- Impulse Control: Tweets about buying expensive items even when having “only $28” to their name.
- Inattentiveness: Felt “embarrassed” after failing to read seller messages regarding a shipping delay for days.
- Procrastination: Admits to “doing anything but getting a job or license” while remaining “jobless”.
- Social Anxiety: Expresses distress over social media metrics, asking “who keeps unfollowing me” with several crying emojis.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Aki mirrors Comic Book Guy through their intense dedication to niche fandoms and the high-stakes world of collecting. Much like the Android's Dungeon owner, Aki deals with the struggles of the secondary market, lamenting how “nitro sellers so allergic to selling aoba for his average $500 price” and managing a collection where “the losers get sold off to afford my shopping addiction”. Their life revolves around the acquisition of rare items, specifically admitting to “literally doing anything but getting a job or license” in favor of their hobbies. This obsessive focus on figures, plushies, and the specific aesthetics of Nitro Chiral media perfectly captures the hyper-fixated, gatekeeping, yet deeply passionate spirit of Springfield's resident nerd.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Aki demonstrates Extroversion through their highly expressive, social energy and frequent interaction with their partner and 'moots,' asking “wth where did u guys come from all the sudden”. Their Intuition is seen in their obsession with fictional archetypes and the creative process of making yaoi keychains, rather than focusing on mundane reality. As a Feeling type, their timeline is driven by intense emotional reactions and affection, such as when they tweet “I CRIED REAL TEARS THEYRE FINALLY FOUND” or “i love cori”. Finally, Aki strongly embodies the Perceiving trait through a self-admitted lack of structure and impulse-driven lifestyle, explicitly stating they are “literally doing anything but getting a job or license” and describing their figure collection management as “natural selection” to fund a shopping addiction.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Nitro+CHiRAL seller? Because even with only $28 to my name, I’d still find a way to make you mine.
- Forget the natural selection—if I were part of your figure collection, I’d be the one loser you’d never sell off.
- Is your name Aoba? Because I'm willing to pay way over the $500 market average just to spend some time with you.
- I promise I’m a better larper than those Nitro scammers; the only thing I’m faking is how cool I’m acting while talking to you.
- You make yaoi keychains? Good, because I’ve been looking for a way to keep us linked together forever.
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Your new Twitter bio
Nitro+Chiral enthusiast & artist. 🤍 From managing a growing keychain shop to hunting for rare Aoba figures, I’m professionally in debt. Don't ask about the rust.– @yaoiaoba
Your signature cocktail
The Debt-Induced Chiral Sparkler
This drink captures Aki’s chaotic and dedicated life as a Nitro Chiral super-fan, starting with a bold blue hue for their namesake Aoba. The overproof rum reflects their 'experimental' lifestyle of “literally doing anything but getting a job or license”, while the bittersweet notes acknowledge that “yes we are nitro chiral fans, yes we’re all in debt”. To represent their keychain business, it's topped with star sprinkles since “i make yaoi keychains”. Finally, the seltzer represents their ruthless approach to collecting where “the losers get sold off to afford my shopping addiction”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Aki demonstrates classic Slytherin resourcefulness and self-preservation, openly admitting that “Being jobless means i put my whole collection through natural selection and the losers get sold off to afford my shopping addiction”. Their ambition is focused on niche status and acquisition, frequently lamenting the market value of their desires, such as why “nitro sellers so allergic to selling aoba for his average $500 price”. They prioritize their own interests and aesthetic community, noting they are “literally doing anything but getting a job or license” in favor of their hobbies. This unapologetic pursuit of personal gratification and a 'survival of the fittest' approach to their possessions aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.
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Material Girl - Madonna
Aki’s Twitter presence is defined by an expensive obsession with collecting and a self-aware 'shopping addiction.' They openly joke about being “literally doing anything but getting a job or license” while constantly hunting for high-end items like the Aoba figure that sellers won't list for its “average $500 price.” This financial recklessness is a recurring theme, with Aki admitting that “being jobless means i put my whole collection through natural selection” just to fund more purchases. Much like the song’s theme, Aki prioritizes their 'material' treasures, even considering “opening a credit card” the moment they discovered a new proxy shopping site. Their life revolves around the acquisition of Nitro+Chiral merchandise, proving that they are indeed living in a material world.
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