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Your Simpsons character
Aki mirrors Comic Book Guy through their intense dedication to niche fandoms and the high-stakes world of collecting. Much like the Android's Dungeon owner, Aki deals with the struggles of the secondary market, lamenting how “nitro sellers so allergic to selling aoba for his average $500 price” and managing a collection where “the losers get sold off to afford my shopping addiction”. Their life revolves around the acquisition of rare items, specifically admitting to “literally doing anything but getting a job or license” in favor of their hobbies. This obsessive focus on figures, plushies, and the specific aesthetics of Nitro Chiral media perfectly captures the hyper-fixated, gatekeeping, yet deeply passionate spirit of Springfield's resident nerd.

Your MBTI personality Type
Aki demonstrates Extroversion through their highly expressive, social energy and frequent interaction with their partner and 'moots,' asking “wth where did u guys come from all the sudden”. Their Intuition is seen in their obsession with fictional archetypes and the creative process of making yaoi keychains, rather than focusing on mundane reality. As a Feeling type, their timeline is driven by intense emotional reactions and affection, such as when they tweet “I CRIED REAL TEARS THEYRE FINALLY FOUND” or “i love cori”. Finally, Aki strongly embodies the Perceiving trait through a self-admitted lack of structure and impulse-driven lifestyle, explicitly stating they are “literally doing anything but getting a job or license” and describing their figure collection management as “natural selection” to fund a shopping addiction.

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Nitro+Chiral enthusiast & artist. 🤍 From managing a growing keychain shop to hunting for rare Aoba figures, I’m professionally in debt. Don't ask about the rust.– @yaoiaoba

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This drink captures Aki’s chaotic and dedicated life as a Nitro Chiral super-fan, starting with a bold blue hue for their namesake Aoba. The overproof rum reflects their 'experimental' lifestyle of “literally doing anything but getting a job or license”, while the bittersweet notes acknowledge that “yes we are nitro chiral fans, yes we’re all in debt”. To represent their keychain business, it's topped with star sprinkles since “i make yaoi keychains”. Finally, the seltzer represents their ruthless approach to collecting where “the losers get sold off to afford my shopping addiction”.

Your Hogwarts House
Aki demonstrates classic Slytherin resourcefulness and self-preservation, openly admitting that “Being jobless means i put my whole collection through natural selection and the losers get sold off to afford my shopping addiction”. Their ambition is focused on niche status and acquisition, frequently lamenting the market value of their desires, such as why “nitro sellers so allergic to selling aoba for his average $500 price”. They prioritize their own interests and aesthetic community, noting they are “literally doing anything but getting a job or license” in favor of their hobbies. This unapologetic pursuit of personal gratification and a 'survival of the fittest' approach to their possessions aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.

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Aki’s Twitter presence is defined by an expensive obsession with collecting and a self-aware 'shopping addiction.' They openly joke about being “literally doing anything but getting a job or license” while constantly hunting for high-end items like the Aoba figure that sellers won't list for its “average $500 price.” This financial recklessness is a recurring theme, with Aki admitting that “being jobless means i put my whole collection through natural selection” just to fund more purchases. Much like the song’s theme, Aki prioritizes their 'material' treasures, even considering “opening a credit card” the moment they discovered a new proxy shopping site. Their life revolves around the acquisition of Nitro+Chiral merchandise, proving that they are indeed living in a material world.

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