Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on mental health and behavior, like questioning if they’re overreacting in “When will I learn that if someone tells me i’m overreacting they’re almost always right.” and asking if they should tell a friend about BPD in “Would it be a good idea to tell my close friend i have bpd?”.
- Emotionally-honest: Consistently shares vulnerable feelings, from panic attacks in “i had a panic attack and now my heart hurts” to deep suicidal thoughts in “My intense suicidal episodes are becoming less episode and more my life”.
- Caring: Shows concern for others’ well-being, like facilitating their dad’s rehab in “I shouldn’t have to be the one facilitating my dads intervention/rehab me thinks” and actively helping with his alcohol use in “Helping my dad with alcohol recovery by drinking half his vodka and replacing it with water”.
- Resilient: Despite frequent crises, they continue school and hobbies, celebrating a 3.2 GPA in “somehow ended the semester with a 3.2 gpa even though i missed 30 days” and working on creative projects like the psych hold model in “i’m making a psych hold room model for her class”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and situational humor even about difficult topics, like joking about ‘soft launching’ suicidality in “soft launching me killing my self to my parents” and describing themselves as a “fat perverted chud” in “Starting to accept my fat perverted chud self.”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance-dependence: Frequently relies on alcohol, weed, vapes, and even Benadryl to cope, as seen in “When i’m sober for too long i start crying for genuinely no reason”, “Getting my phone taken for sleeping too much so 12 bennys”, and “1 hour until shots and roblox i am ecstatic”.
- Self-destructive: Expresses repeated suicidal intent and self-harm behavior, such as “I’m just gonna stay awake and refuse to eat until i’m hospitalized”, “My intense suicidal episodes are becoming less episode and more my life”, and talking about cutting in “I miss my ability to one swipe beans”.
- Impulsive: Acts quickly in risky ways, like spending their last money in “Spent my last 10$ on fortnite i need to die”, planning impulsive overdose in “Getting my phone taken for sleeping too much so 12 bennys”, and mentioning impulsive attempts in “my attempts are usually impulsive anyway”.
- Low-self-esteem: Speaks harshly about their body and self-worth, such as “sentence i will never forget: “you’re at the point of obesity…”” lingering in their mind and “Starting to accept my fat perverted chud self. Someday when I am a skinny perverted chud I will be happy”.
- Emotional-instability: Experiences rapid, intense mood swings and episodes, like cycling between crying and giggling in “cycling between crying and giggling uncontrollably to city boy”, frequent panic and suicidal episodes in “My intense suicidal episodes are becoming less episode and more my life”, and needing crisis-level measures like residential in “Ok i’m going to res we just have to find one that takes boys and has good treatment”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, self-deprecating, constantly in trouble, but also oddly self-aware and funny. Like Bart, they’re a rebellious teen pushing boundaries with substances and dark humor, joking about things like “Getting my phone taken for sleeping too much so 12 bennys 🥳 there’s a party in my tummy” and “Helping my dad with alcohol recovery by drinking half his vodka and replacing it with water ❤️❤️”. Their school struggles and apathy also fit Bart’s vibe, for example “Scored so low on my algebra 2 final that they automatically just gave me 50% ” and “somehow ended the semester with a 3.2 gpa even though i missed 30 days just the past 6 months 😭”. At the same time, the emotional undercurrent and suicidal ideation echo Bart’s rarely-seen but canonically depressed side, like “My intense suicidal episodes are becoming less episode and more my life” and “For the sake of my sanity i will not be finishing slow damage until i can get through the day without making a suicide plan 🙏”. Their gallows humor, impulsivity, and complicated home life – especially around their dad’s drinking in tweets like “I shouldn’t have to be the one facilitating my dads intervention/rehab me thinks” – all feel very Bart core rather than Lisa’s earnestness or Homer’s adult obliviousness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about getting uninvited from hangouts and social anxiety, e.g. “I yap under people’s posts all the time but the second someone tries to talk to me i turn into Tina from bobs burgers. how do i fix”, and often focus on their inner emotional world, mental health, and solitary media (games, BL, figures) rather than an active offline social life. Their interests and language lean strongly toward intuition (N): they’re absorbed in symbolic/fictional worlds and meaning, like making an art project as a metaphor for psych holds “i’m making a psych hold room model for her class (exaggerated to symbolize more but whatever)” and deeply analyzing character expressions in Slow Damage “can we please talk about the way towa shows his reactions through expressions?”. They prioritize feelings, relationships, and hurt over cold logic, suggesting feeling (F): they agonize over how a friend might perceive their BPD disclosure “I want her to understand why i act the way i do sometimes but I don’t want her to think it’s an excuse” and are deeply affected by cruelty, politics, and family dynamics “i can’t espace the death and brutality in america… Im killing myself soon”. Their life looks very perceiving (P) rather than structured: they impulse-spend money on figures and Fortnite “Spent my last 10$ on fortnite i need to die”, juggle grades and attendance chaotically “ended the semester with a 3.2 gpa even though i missed 30 days”, and often approach school, jobs, and treatment in a reactive, last-minute way instead of organized planning “Is it rude to quit by just not showing up… my manager invokes rage i didn’t know i had in me”. Overall, they fit best as an INFP: an inward-focused, emotionally intense, imaginative person who escapes into media and fantasy, struggles with structure, and filters everything through personal values and feelings.
Some pickup lines for you
- Sunny, if you can scrape together $20 for a bishiepro Towa poster, imagine the heist we could pull to afford matching Towa toilet figures and then respectfully worship them together like the perverted chuds we are in training to be.
- You’re over here debating Slow Damage vs sweet pool and I’m just thinking: forget routes, let’s speedrun the ‘you, me, Tool concert on acid’ ending and see if Maynard’s vocals can out-scream our mutual mental illness.
- You said your mom got you out of an episode by making you explain TSHD—if talking about blorbo brainrot helps, I volunteer as tribute to be your permanent Yoshikaru debrief partner every time life goes “suicide or inpatient.”
- You pulled a 3.2 GPA after missing 30 days, helped water down your dad’s vodka, and are literally planning interventions as a 16-year-old—if you can carry all that, you can definitely carry my emotionally unstable ass through a vape run and a French quiz redo.
- You’re worried about drinking on Abilify, living on Monsters and cigarettes, and still stressing over hitting a new LW—how about we make a deal: I’ll bring the frozen piña coladas, you bring the Bluetooth vape playlist, and we focus on keeping you alive long enough to buy every single Towa nui on the market.
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Sunny · 16 · surviving French quizzes, finals, and figure preorders. Once spent all my savings on a Towa poster and consider it sound financial planning.– @yaoifagballs
Your signature cocktail
The Towa Trauma Buzzball
This drink starts with Lemon Smirnoff vodka to honor their legendary garage loot and chaotic relationship with alcohol, inspired by “Found a huge bottle of lemon smirfnoff in the garage LEGENDARY loot” and “Helping my dad with alcohol recovery by drinking half his vodka and replacing it with water ❤️❤️”. Frozen piña colada mix brings in the unexpectedly soft, sweet side that still shows up between crises, like “Frozen piña colada underrated flavor” and their excitement over merch splurges such as “Put all my bank accounts together to get 20$ for bishiepro towa poster i’m so excited”. An apple energy drink shot captures their wired, self-deprecating ED humor and late-night survival mode from “Guys my ed is cured I drank an apple monster the other day 🥹🥹 im recovered!!!” and “6am i haven’t slept this is what no weed does to a man 😞”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur stands for the constant undercurrent of depression, suicidality, and hospital jokes woven through their feed, like “suicide or inpatient or a feeling too low for words to describe hmm” and “Would they take me at a psych ward if i’m not actively trying to kill myself?”. Finally, a drizzle of cotton-candy flavored vape syrup over the top represents their neon, messy, terminally-online coping mechanisms and vape obsession in tweets like “The fact my mom has not found my vapes yet is proof that god exists” and “Got a bluetooth vape coming this week what pictures and songs should I put on it”. The result is strong, sweet, a little poisonous, and weirdly comforting—just like marathoning slow, fucked-up BL games while drunk-texting about Towa and Tool.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Sunny reads as a Slytherin whose traits are shaped by trauma and mental health struggles rather than cartoon villainy. Their survival-focused mindset shows in tweets like “I’m just gonna stay awake and refuse to eat until i’m hospitalized lmao i can’t do this shit anymore” and “For the sake of my sanity i will not be finishing slow damage until i can get through the day without making a suicide plan 🙏”, which reveal a constant calculation about how to endure and get what they need (help, validation, a break) within bad circumstances. They’re also highly resourceful and opportunistic in small but telling ways, like “Helping my dad with alcohol recovery by drinking half his vodka and replacing it with water ❤️❤️” and “Found a huge bottle of lemon smirfnoff in the garage LEGENDARY loot”, plus “Got 50$ from my medical survey AND found a local plug” – they consistently find angles and advantages in their environment. Their ambition and long‑term self-image come through in jokes like “Starting to accept my fat perverted chud self. Someday when I am a skinny perverted chud I will be happy” and intense hyperfixations on niche media/merch (“NEVERMIND MONEY IS GOING TOWARDS NEW SHIKI FIGURE I NEED IT SO BADDDDDD”), which show a strong drive to shape their life and identity to their own tastes. While they have flashes of Gryffindor-like bluntness in calling out unfairness (“I shouldn’t have to be the one facilitating my dads intervention/rehab me thinks”), the dominant pattern is cunning, self-preservation, and strategic use of whatever tools they have, all of which align most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bored - Billie Eilish
The song Bored fits Sunny because its mix of numbness, bitterness, and vulnerability mirrors how he talks about his life and mental health. He frequently expresses feeling stuck in self-destructive loops and wanting an external force to pull him out, like when he says “Genuinely just need to be taken away in the middle of the night without an option” and “I’m just gonna stay awake and refuse to eat until i’m hospitalized lmao i can’t do this shit anymore”. The song’s theme of being emotionally exhausted and done with hurting yourself over the same situations reflects tweets like “My intense suicidal episodes are becoming less episode and more my life” and “When will I learn that if someone tells me i’m overreacting they’re almost always right. I dig myself deeper into episodes just because I won’t listen to rationale”. At the same time, there’s a sardonic, almost casual delivery in the song that matches the way he uses humor and fandom talk to cope, like balancing posts about suicidal ideation with things like “Chat my dream of seeing Tool on acid is coming true this year”. Bored captures that specific combination of being emotionally burnt out, self-aware, and still trying to feel something through chaos and obsession.
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