Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others with EDs and trauma, e.g. reminding followers that EDs stem from diverse causes and co‑occurring disorders in “Reminder that the majority of ED's stem from trauma…” and criticizing fatphobic attitudes in “this is genuinely horrible, why are you seeing your patients as lesser…”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes his own patterns and their effects, like noticing edtwt makes him more malicious and choosing to step back in “I should clarify that I may not be on this account as often due to the negative thought pattern it invokes.” and acknowledging muscle loss from restriction in “I still seem to underestimate the amount of muscle loss that occurs.”.
- Reflective: Thinks critically about ED culture and media, like criticizing fandom takes on underweight characters in “One of my many pet peeves includes when the fandom sees an obviously underweight character…” and analyzing how EDs develop over time in “I think an ED is something that slowly builds up…”.
- Supportive: Uses his experience to try to protect others, warning against fasting and sharing health consequences in “I have regrets surrounding fasting… Please don't fast.” and hoping his weakness with 5 lb weights motivates others to recover in “perhaps admitting the fact I struggle with 5 lbs weights would motivate some to recover.”.
- Humorous: Copes and engages through humor even in heavy topics, joking about his intro and audience in “Even my audience is indecisive, one of us has to step up and make the decision.” and using playful exaggeration in “on all my oomfs lives i WILL loose bf%!!! (quick guys put me in ur will)”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Regularly insults his own body and appearance, such as calling himself fat in “still fat but who cheered” and saying he wouldn’t have an ED if his face wasn’t ugly in “confession i wldnt even have an ed if my face wasnt ugly”.
- Body-obsession: Focuses intensely on weight, shape, and specific features, like envying narrow pelvis/legs in “I'm envious of those with a narrow pelvis and thin legs...” and wanting to be “thinspo account without credit skinny” in “bro i dont wanna just be skinny.. I wanna be posted on a thinspo acc without credit skinny”.
- Hopelessness: Expresses despair about being a person and aging, as in “I'm so sick of being a person.” and fearing he’ll only be acceptable if he disappears through weight loss in “I hope I will be able to lose weight until I shrink into nothingness.”.
- Self-harm-impulses: References cutting and suicidal ideation in a casual, normalized way, such as “i only havent been cutting because i dont have time. IM A BUSY GUY!!” and joking about throwing himself off a building or cliff in “If I'm actually gonna be 159cm forever I'm gonna throw myself off a building.”.
- Social-withdrawal: Feels disconnected and anticipates rejection, like saying friends are too preoccupied to notice if he died in “All my friends are too preoccupied to notice—imagine if I were to meet my untimely demise…” and planning to be less active due to how the platform affects him in “I may interact less but I will be active sporadically.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intellectually inclined, self-analytical, and often uses rational arguments to talk about complex emotional issues, much like this user discussing ED nuance and trauma in posts like “Reminder that the majority of ED's stem from trauma and usually have co occurring disorders.”. The user frequently reflects on the ethics and social dynamics of edtwt and body image, for example in “Ive replied already but i wanna add something An eating disorder causes you to be fatphobic towards yourself… if you’re out there being fatphobic towards others, you’re just an asshole”, which parallels Lisa’s moral seriousness and tendency to call things out. Like Lisa, they feel misunderstood and alienated, as seen in “All my friends are too preoccupied to notice—imagine if I were to meet my untimely demise… Who would mourn me then?”. There’s also a strong streak of perfectionism and self-criticism, e.g. “Some days, one has to accept they're a solid 6.5/10 and move on, as you can't change genetics.”, reminiscent of Lisa’s constant striving and insecurity about not being enough. Even their attempts at recovery and self-improvement blended with dark humor, such as “i am gonna attempt recovery so im prob gonna be active less, FAREWELL OOMFS”, align with Lisa’s combination of idealism, struggle, and introspective commentary on her own life.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: lots of online venting and self-reflection, worries about vulnerability and relationships, and jokes about being a "poser" rather than someone loudly seeking offline attention, e.g. “being single sucks but i also dont wanna get all vulnerable around anyone” and “its me btw i am the shtwt poser”. Their focus is largely intuitive: they frequently generalize from their experiences into broader observations about EDs, trauma, and fandom/media, such as “Reminder that the majority of ED's stem from trauma... Similar to a snowflake, no one has the same reason for their ED” and “I think an ED is something that slowly builds up... some of the thoughts never rlly go away”. They show a strong feeling preference via value‑based judgments and concern for fairness, especially around fatphobia and transphobia, for example “if you’re out there being fatphobic towards others, you’re just an asshole” and “it deeply saddens me to see SOME use it as an excuse to immediately be transphobic”. Their tone is often self-deprecating and emotionally expressive rather than detached or purely logical, e.g. “I’m so sick of being a person” and “I DONT KNOW HOW I LOOK LIKE!!! ... your mirrors lying to you”. Finally, they seem more perceiving than judging: they talk about being lazy or indecisive about plans (“i should redo my intro”; “i need to redo my intro but im laaaaazzyyyyg”) and oscillate between recovery and ED behavior without rigid structure, which fits the more spontaneous, flexible INFP pattern rather than a highly organized J type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you don’t get the appeal of kissing, but as a fellow busy guy I think we could schedule a controlled experiment—purely scientific, strictly peer-reviewed, double-blind (I close my eyes, you close yours).
- You’d ‘sacrifice everything’ to look like RSL in Dead Poets Society or Emma Watson in Harry Potter—counter-offer: we stand on a desk together, yell “O Captain, my Captain,” and then eat those 30-cal cake cones like it’s a Hogwarts feast.
- You play yaoi games to distract yourself from eating; I, on the other hand, would like to take you out for macarons bought purely because the packaging is cute and prove that having a snack and having a crush can coexist peacefully.
- You said your ED stunted your height and that you’re stuck at 159cm, but honestly? That just means you’re already at the perfect distance for me to look you in the eyes and tell you you’re at least an 11/10 in emotional depth and unhinged wit.
- You’re bulking, semi-pro-recov, counting macros, complaining about bloating, and still have the energy to get out of the ward screaming, roast edtwt, and ask if you should bleach your hair—have you considered that your real muscle group is ‘main character energy,’ and I’m just trying to be your emotionally available gym spotter?
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Your new Twitter bio
Michel, 17 • he/him • learning to lift more than 5 lb and live with more than 500 cals • occasional rant thread, frequent book/movie character analysis– @yaoiinthebutt
Your signature cocktail
The NormalI'mNormal Negroni-Lite
This mocktail-strength drink matches Michel’s wired, overthinking vibe: the espresso-cold brew base is for all-caps spirals like “I DONT KNOW HOW I LOOK LIKE!!!” and the repeated mantra of “I'm normal I'm normal I'm normalI'mnormalI'mnormal”. Cloudy yuzu lemonade adds a sharp, youthful sourness that nods to body angst and self-deprecating humor like “Some days, one has to accept they're a solid 6.5/10 and move on” and the height woes of “If I'm actually gonna be 159cm forever I'm gonna throw myself off a building.”. The lavender-honey syrup brings soft, recovering energy and care for others, echoing pro-recovery, trauma-aware posts like “Reminder that the majority of ED's stem from trauma and usually have co occurring disorders.”. A dash of bitters represents his darker humor and venting—“i only havent been cutting because i dont have time. IM A BUSY GUY!!”—without letting the drink tip into full-on destructive territory. Finally, fizzy water on top keeps it light, restless, and a bit dramatic, like someone who can tweet “BACK FROM THE WARD SCREAMS” and still immediately pivot to rating beans and macarons as if nothing happened.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong analytical streak and a tendency to intellectualize their own and others’ experiences, characteristic of Ravenclaw. For example, they carefully break down ED causes and comorbidities in a very didactic way: “Reminder that the majority of ED's stem from trauma and usually have co occurring disorders. Similar to a snowflake, no one has the same reason for their ED, nor do they cope the same way.” and “I think an ED is something that slowly builds up, you don’t suddenly decide you have an ED and then drop it the next day… some of the thoughts never rlly go away”. They also enjoy refining how they present themselves and their interests, indicating self-awareness and a curated inner life (e.g. “my interests are now in my extended bio. Don't bully me.” and “I do feel the need to advertise my interests more, so despite the list already being in my extended bio, I'll also post it here.”). Their commentary on studies and health claims is notably skeptical and reasoning-based: “all foods can lead to health problems if consumed too much… all im saying is idk if this study is reliable, wld have to research”. While they show some Slytherin-like ambition about body image and some Hufflepuff-like concern for fairness (e.g. “this is genuinely horrible… I hope every nurse like this gets fired asap”), the consistent pattern is introspective analysis, nuance, and thoughtful commentary—core Ravenclaw traits.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well-suited song for Michel is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures self-destructive perfectionism, body- and beauty-obsession, and dark humor about youth. Michel jokes about death and self-harm in a way that mirrors the song’s morbid, theatrical tone, like when he says “i only havent been cutting because i dont have time. IM A BUSY GUY!!” and “now what to do instead of killing urself if ur broke ☹️ /hj”. His fixation on appearance and desirability — for example “i’m envious of those with a narrow pelvis and thin legs… I would rather have this than a thigh gap” and “yall dont know how far i’d go for my ugw and a nose job…” — fits the song’s themes of wanting an idealized, unattainable body and identity. The line between wanting to recover and being trapped in disordered patterns appears in both Michel’s posts like “i am gonna attempt recovery so im prob gonna be active less” and MARINA’s portrayal of ambivalence toward growing up and getting better. His dramatic, self-aware posts about feeling undesirable and flawed, such as “I hope I will be able to lose weight until I shrink into nothingness.”, echo the song’s melancholic wish to disappear rather than face adulthood and reality.
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