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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, and irreverently funny. They constantly bully their favorite characters in a joking way, like calling them “ridículas” in “jade vai ser minha nova vítima de bullying junto com a Bailu, duas ridículas” and “a horrorosa da bailu” in “usando a horrorosa da bailu aí não tem jeito...”, which mirrors Bart’s bratty teasing of others. Their life is full of comedic misfortune, such as the chaotic fan disasters and money problems in “Gastei dinheiro no jogo e não recebi a recompensa, amooooo” and “PRECISO DE DINHEIRO”, very much in line with Bart’s constant scrapes and schemes. The over-the-top reaction to public embarrassment in “EU ABRI O TWITTER NO PONTO DE ÔNIBUS, APARECEU PORNO E A MENINA DO MEU LADO VIU” feels like a classic Bart-style social disaster. Even their dramatic willingness to ‘sell their soul’ for games in “Eubvou vender minha alma mas eu vou melhorar a conta desse ser humano nem q seja A ÚLTIMA COISA DA TERRA” recalls Bart literally selling his soul in The Simpsons, sealing the match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraverted (E) tendencies: they constantly comment on others, ask for interaction and money, and share embarrassing moments publicly, like “EU ABRI O TWITTER NO PONTO DE ÔNIBUS, APARECEU PORNO E A MENINA DO MEU LADO VIU”, suggesting they gain energy from social chaos rather than retreating. Their interests are broad and imaginative (multifandom, anime/gacha characters, joking about selling their soul to improve an account) and they focus more on possibilities and hypothetical desires than concrete step‑by‑step details, indicating Intuition (N), e.g. “Nossa ia ser tão bom se alguém me fizesse um pix de 5 mil reais e não pedisse devolução...”. The tone is emotionally expressive, dramatic, and relational rather than strictly analytical, pointing to Feeling (F): they gush over characters (“eu AMO a Aya. Ela venceu meu 4° 50/50 🌹”) and complain in an emotive way about money and games instead of rational problem‑solving. Finally, their behavior looks highly Perceiving (P): impulsive spending in games (“Gastei dinheiro no jogo e não recebi a recompensa, amooooo”), messy life logistics (ventilator breaking, socks mismatched), and spontaneous, chaotic tweeting rather than evidence of orderly planning or structure.

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Multifandom gamer & accidental bus-stop NSFW viewer. I fix other people’s builds better than my own life choices. DMs open, Pix pending.– @yaoilovermaster

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like someone who opens Twitter at a bus stop and ends up screaming about it: “EU ABRI O TWITTER NO PONTO DE ÔNIBUS, APARECEU PORNO E A MENINA DO MEU LADO VIU”. The spiced dark rum captures their dramatic, over-the-top reactions and slightly feral gaming grind, like flexing E6 units: “E eu q ja tenho Pela, Luka e Hook no E6...”. Guava juice brings a tropical, playful sweetness that reflects how much they love their account and their characters: “Eu amo minha conta 🙏” and “eu AMO a Aya. Ela venceu meu 4° 50/50 🌹”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a tart, fizzy edge that matches their bullying-jade-and-Bailu level of teasing chaos: “jade vai ser minha nova vítima de bullying junto com a Bailu, duas ridículas” and “usando a horrorosa da bailu aí não tem jeito...”. A dash of chili bitters is for the desperation and financial melodrama of always needing a Pix and gacha funds: “PRECISO DE DINHEIRO” and “Nossa ia ser tão bom se alguém me fizesse um pix de 5 mil reais e não pedisse devolução...”. Finally, the crushed popping candy rim represents their jury-rigged, still-somehow-working life energy (see the miraculous fan saga): “MESMO FORA DO LUGAR ELE FUNCIONA É UM MILAGRE MESMO 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏” and their chaotic determination to improve everything, even other people’s accounts: “Eubvou vender minha alma mas eu vou melhorar a conta desse ser humano...”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a slightly chaotic, self-serving humor. Their constant talk about money and getting others to fund their desires — like “ISSO VAI SER NA MINHA CIDADE... ALGUEM ME FAZ UM PIX DE 60 CONTO PRA EU PODER ASSISTIR POR FAVOR” and “Nossa ia ser tão bom se alguém me fizesse um pix de 5 mil reais e não pedisse devolução...” — reflects a very Slytherin blend of opportunism and shameless practicality. They also demonstrate obsessive determination in games, saying “Eubvou vender minha alma mas eu vou melhorar a conta desse ser humano nem q seja A ÚLTIMA COISA DA TERRA. Amo jogar na conta dos outros, amo buildar o personagem dos outros”, which shows a driven, goal-oriented mindset. Even their humor has a sharp, slightly bullying edge, like “jade vai ser minha nova vítima de bullying junto com a Bailu, duas ridículas” and “usando a horrorosa da bailu aí não tem jeito...”, aligning more with Slytherin’s abrasive, teasing social style than Hufflepuff’s kindness. While there is creativity and wit in their posts, the dominant pattern is ambition, self-interest, and a flair for dramatic, over-the-top complaining, all of which fit Slytherin best.

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Ayrinnn’s timeline mixes chaotic humor, fandom obsession, and constant joking about money in a way that fits the playful greed and self-awareness of Material Girl. They repeatedly beg for cash with exaggerated drama, like when they say they “PRECISO DE DINHEIRO” and fantasize that “Nossa ia ser tão bom se alguém me fizesse um pix de 5 mil reais e não pedisse devolução...”. Their gacha struggles and desire for characters and weapons, such as “Queria tanto a porca da topaz mas vou ter q skipar pq ja bastar querer o Boothill com o cone de luz...”, mirror the song’s theme of wanting more and better "things" in life. Even in chaos, like opening Twitter to porn in public (“EU ABRI O TWITTER NO PONTO DE ÔNIBUS, APARECEU PORNO E A MENINA DO MEU LADO VIU”) or their fan mishaps, they lean into the drama with a theatrical flair that matches Madonna’s tongue‑in‑cheek attitude. Overall, their multifandom, dramatic, and money-conscious persona makes Material Girl a fitting anthem.

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