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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best: very online, hyper-articulate, morally intense, but also deeply into her niche interests. Eli is politically sharp and leftist in a very Lisa way, calling out capitalism and celebrity worship in posts like “Yeah we should call Chris Brown out for the vile shit he's done but we are also allowed to call out the fact that Taylor is a soulless capitalist expoiting a cult like fanbase of teenage girls with slop and Ariana for promoting unhealth body standards and EDs to young girls” and critiquing shallow faux-intellectualism in reading culture in “If you read 4+ books each month imo you aren't actually acknowledging the content, subtext and themes, or what you're reading doesn't have any of those.”. Like Lisa with her obsessive fixations (sax, politics, random causes), Eli throws themself fully into fandoms and media analysis, from Persona and Pokémon to ARGs, as seen in tweets like “watching an arg analysis and the commentary yter is going into extensive analysis on a moment that happened word for word in my life” and “2 hour long end roll retrospective if this vid is actually ass ill be so mad”. There’s also that mix of earnest emotion and dramatic self-awareness in posts like “working on something i actually feel passionate about and enjoy doing lowkey has me reaching flow state im never talking to anyone ever again im going off the grid and dedicating myself to this forever. this is my goodbye tweet” and “Thinking about the comfort I received and getting so upset in a good way I just die”, which is very Lisa-coded. Finally, the blend of self-deprecating humor and being a bit of an overthinking, sensitive nerd—like in “Answered a question honestly and now I look like a freak. Goodbye everyone”—matches Lisa more than any of the other core Simpsons characters.

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Artist & story gremlin | ARG enjoyer, Persona grinder, and defender of problematic little guys | Once set off a 4am alarm with a Persona riff. Oops.– @yaoiposter69

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like yelling MY SHAYLAAAAA MY SHAYLAAAAA at the timeline while posting art “MY SHAYLAAAAA MY SHAYLAAAAA [picture]”. The overproof spiced rum is for the unfiltered, occasionally murderous posting energy “I strongly believe some people shouldn't have a right to live [picture]” and the relentless grind like jumping eight Persona levels in one fight “Invested like 10 minutes into the reaper fight and immediately jumped from level 83 to level 91 #onthatgrind [picture]”. Black cherry soda gives it sweet, emo, slightly goth gamer vibes that match the yaoi/ARG/indie horror fixation “watching an arg analysis and the commentary yter is going into extensive analysis on a moment that happened word for word in my life [picture]” and the endless fandom rambling. A sharp espresso shot keeps them awake for 4am brain-rot lore dives “who up getting sickening information at 4am [picture]”, while pink grapefruit bitters add a sour, politically-jaded edge that fits an “evil transgender commie” bio and posts like “They're right a country's citizens are not guilty of the crimes of their government. Maybe I'm not woke enough [picture]”. Finally, the edible glitter & popping candy rim mirrors their dramatic, sparkly shitposting and art spam “Various oldish mostly unserious cicada doodles [4 pictures]” and the way life keeps jump-scaring them like that cursed drawer reveal “My mother came into my room to ask me for the hairdryer and one of my drawers was wide open. This was the drawer [picture]”.

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Their feed shows a consistent mix of analysis, niche media literacy, and creative obsession that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They frequently dive into long-form critique and retrospectives, like watching a “2 hour long end roll retrospective” and engaging deeply with ARGs and analysis videos, even when it unsettles them, as in “watching an arg analysis and the commentary yter is going into extensive analysis on a moment that happened word for word in my life”. They show a strong concern with subtext and themes in media, evidenced by their criticism of shallow reading habits in “If you read 4+ books each month imo you aren't actually acknowledging the content, subtext and themes” and nuanced pop-culture critique in “Yeah we should call Chris Brown out... but we are also allowed to call out the fact that Taylor is a soulless capitalist...”. Their creativity and love of building worlds and narratives is obvious from the many tweets about outlining acts, scripts, and original characters, such as “gang we're on the act 3 outline and notes im SHITTING MYSELF this is my favouritest act ever” and “Rough lazy doodle of my homeboy (Yesh'ua/new veilguard mc)”. Even their gaming and fandom engagement tends toward meta-thinking and pattern noticing, like their commentary on religious nuance in media in “Pretty obvious they wouldn't considering that take requires nuance and a deep understanding of the religion portrayed. Everyone read Angels Before/And Man”. While they have flashes of Slytherin-ish sharpness or Hufflepuff-ish loyalty to favourite characters, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, analytical depth, and obsessive creative brainrot—classic Ravenclaw traits.

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The song’s mix of unhinged humor, emotional oversharing, and terminally online angst fits them almost perfectly. Their bio calling them an “evil transgender commie ✮ shaukepilled” and tweets like “I strongly believe some people shouldn't have a right to live” show the same kind of hyperbolic, pissed-off sincerity Hot Mulligan leans into. They bounce between niche media obsessions and emotional spirals, from “watching an arg analysis and the commentary yter is going into extensive analysis on a moment that happened word for word in my life” to “Everyone liking my extremely vulnerable miserable tiktok are yall ok”, mirroring the song’s chaotic emotional swings. The way they talk about their creative work and hyperfixations, like “working on something i actually feel passionate about... this is my goodbye tweet”, lines up with Hot Mulligan’s themes of obsession, burnout, and self-deprecating passion. Overall, their combination of shitposting, melodrama, and genuine vulnerability matches the energy and lyrics of I Hate My Kids extremely well.

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