Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative storyteller: Frequently builds narratives around games/OCs, like outlining acts and doodling characters in “gang we're on the act 3 outline and notes im SHITTING MYSELF this is my favouritest act ever” and sharing sprites for b&s in “Some talking sprites for b&s”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for media and characters, e.g. screaming about releases in “EVERUONE FUCKING ATOP AAM IS OUT AAM IS OUT” and intensely defending favourites in “Never forgiving yall for picking that ugly fraud over Naoya.”.
- Self‑aware humor: Openly jokes about their own habits and cringe, like being embarrassed by their YouTube Wrapped in “just got my youtube wrapped and this shit is acc embarassing cut the cameras” and questioning how they lost their virginity in “How did I ever lose my virginity bro”.
- Analytical thinker: Engages critically with media and discourse, e.g. critiquing book consumption and intellectualism in “I fear they're right to an extent. If you read 4+ books each month imo you aren't actually acknowledging the content, subtext and themes” and discussing nuanced celebrity criticism in “Yeah we should call Chris Brown out... but we are also allowed to call out the fact that Taylor is a soulless capitalist…”.
- Emotionally honest: Shares vulnerability and strong feelings openly, like referencing an “extremely vulnerable miserable tiktok” in “Everyone liking my extremely vulnerable miserable tiktok are yall ok” and talking about comfort received in “Thinking about the comfort I received and getting so upset in a good way I just die”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Often uses extreme or violent phrasing, such as “I strongly believe some people shouldn't have a right to live” and joking about harming babies in “I love smoking and blow it right in people's faces and putting the cigarette out on babies' forehead for fun”.
- Online overexposure: Shares very personal or intimate details publicly, like menstrual/sex app notifications in “I hate flo so bad… 'you logged RAW AND CRAZY SEX four times!'” and private relationship drama in “The huzz's ex having the audacity to make a million reposts about how MY bf is short and broke”.
- Conflict‑oriented: Leans into hostility toward others, calling people “evil freak” in “Get my baby away from this evil freak” and condemning fandom figures heavily in “Been in the tnc fandom for one minute and I'm already seeing Arbitro fans oh my god that guy is a PEDOPHILE”.
- Intensity overload: Tends to express feelings at maximum volume, which can be exhausting, as in “EVERUONE FUCKING ATOP AAM IS OUT AAM IS OUT” and “MY SHAYLLAAAAA MY SHAYLAAAAA”.
- Work‑life imbalance: Lets creative work override rest and plans, like sacrificing sleep at 3:30 a.m. for script fixes in “Everything showered… and I just realised I fucked the script up and I won't be able to sleep if I leave it. Back to it at 3:30am when I have plans later” and saying they’ll go off the grid to dedicate themselves to a project in “this is my goodbye tweet”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best: very online, hyper-articulate, morally intense, but also deeply into her niche interests. Eli is politically sharp and leftist in a very Lisa way, calling out capitalism and celebrity worship in posts like “Yeah we should call Chris Brown out for the vile shit he's done but we are also allowed to call out the fact that Taylor is a soulless capitalist expoiting a cult like fanbase of teenage girls with slop and Ariana for promoting unhealth body standards and EDs to young girls” and critiquing shallow faux-intellectualism in reading culture in “If you read 4+ books each month imo you aren't actually acknowledging the content, subtext and themes, or what you're reading doesn't have any of those.”. Like Lisa with her obsessive fixations (sax, politics, random causes), Eli throws themself fully into fandoms and media analysis, from Persona and Pokémon to ARGs, as seen in tweets like “watching an arg analysis and the commentary yter is going into extensive analysis on a moment that happened word for word in my life” and “2 hour long end roll retrospective if this vid is actually ass ill be so mad”. There’s also that mix of earnest emotion and dramatic self-awareness in posts like “working on something i actually feel passionate about and enjoy doing lowkey has me reaching flow state im never talking to anyone ever again im going off the grid and dedicating myself to this forever. this is my goodbye tweet” and “Thinking about the comfort I received and getting so upset in a good way I just die”, which is very Lisa-coded. Finally, the blend of self-deprecating humor and being a bit of an overthinking, sensitive nerd—like in “Answered a question honestly and now I look like a freak. Goodbye everyone”—matches Lisa more than any of the other core Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You power-leveled from 83 to 91 off the Reaper in 10 minutes—how much EXP do I need to farm to become your canonical romance route instead of just a social link?
- You said Abdiel’s life ‘fucking sucks’ because everyone lied to him and he turned out to be God… if you ever find out you’re God too, I promise I’ll be the one freak on a leash who was honest about worshipping you from tweet one.
- You’re out here outlining MalAbdi angst, drawing cicada doodles, and making talking sprites for b&s—are you sure you’re not just quietly romance-locking me by being every flavour of my type at once?
- If your phone can blast WUGUGOT at full volume while everyone’s asleep, imagine the chaos if we shared a house—alarm set to Persona 5, coffee on, and me in the kitchen like ‘don’t download Persona 5 Royal, it’s a virus called us.’
- You went binderless and shirtless with fine shyt and felt comfy; as an evil transgender commie enthusiast, I respectfully volunteer to be the next comfort test subject—purely for, uh, peer‑reviewed gender euphoria research.
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Your new Twitter bio
Artist & story gremlin | ARG enjoyer, Persona grinder, and defender of problematic little guys | Once set off a 4am alarm with a Persona riff. Oops.– @yaoiposter69
Your signature cocktail
My Shayla Hyperfixation Fizz
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like yelling MY SHAYLAAAAA MY SHAYLAAAAA at the timeline while posting art “MY SHAYLAAAAA MY SHAYLAAAAA [picture]”. The overproof spiced rum is for the unfiltered, occasionally murderous posting energy “I strongly believe some people shouldn't have a right to live [picture]” and the relentless grind like jumping eight Persona levels in one fight “Invested like 10 minutes into the reaper fight and immediately jumped from level 83 to level 91 #onthatgrind [picture]”. Black cherry soda gives it sweet, emo, slightly goth gamer vibes that match the yaoi/ARG/indie horror fixation “watching an arg analysis and the commentary yter is going into extensive analysis on a moment that happened word for word in my life [picture]” and the endless fandom rambling. A sharp espresso shot keeps them awake for 4am brain-rot lore dives “who up getting sickening information at 4am [picture]”, while pink grapefruit bitters add a sour, politically-jaded edge that fits an “evil transgender commie” bio and posts like “They're right a country's citizens are not guilty of the crimes of their government. Maybe I'm not woke enough [picture]”. Finally, the edible glitter & popping candy rim mirrors their dramatic, sparkly shitposting and art spam “Various oldish mostly unserious cicada doodles [4 pictures]” and the way life keeps jump-scaring them like that cursed drawer reveal “My mother came into my room to ask me for the hairdryer and one of my drawers was wide open. This was the drawer [picture]”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their feed shows a consistent mix of analysis, niche media literacy, and creative obsession that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They frequently dive into long-form critique and retrospectives, like watching a “2 hour long end roll retrospective” and engaging deeply with ARGs and analysis videos, even when it unsettles them, as in “watching an arg analysis and the commentary yter is going into extensive analysis on a moment that happened word for word in my life”. They show a strong concern with subtext and themes in media, evidenced by their criticism of shallow reading habits in “If you read 4+ books each month imo you aren't actually acknowledging the content, subtext and themes” and nuanced pop-culture critique in “Yeah we should call Chris Brown out... but we are also allowed to call out the fact that Taylor is a soulless capitalist...”. Their creativity and love of building worlds and narratives is obvious from the many tweets about outlining acts, scripts, and original characters, such as “gang we're on the act 3 outline and notes im SHITTING MYSELF this is my favouritest act ever” and “Rough lazy doodle of my homeboy (Yesh'ua/new veilguard mc)”. Even their gaming and fandom engagement tends toward meta-thinking and pattern noticing, like their commentary on religious nuance in media in “Pretty obvious they wouldn't considering that take requires nuance and a deep understanding of the religion portrayed. Everyone read Angels Before/And Man”. While they have flashes of Slytherin-ish sharpness or Hufflepuff-ish loyalty to favourite characters, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, analytical depth, and obsessive creative brainrot—classic Ravenclaw traits.
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I Hate My Kids - Hot Mulligan
The song’s mix of unhinged humor, emotional oversharing, and terminally online angst fits them almost perfectly. Their bio calling them an “evil transgender commie ✮ shaukepilled” and tweets like “I strongly believe some people shouldn't have a right to live” show the same kind of hyperbolic, pissed-off sincerity Hot Mulligan leans into. They bounce between niche media obsessions and emotional spirals, from “watching an arg analysis and the commentary yter is going into extensive analysis on a moment that happened word for word in my life” to “Everyone liking my extremely vulnerable miserable tiktok are yall ok”, mirroring the song’s chaotic emotional swings. The way they talk about their creative work and hyperfixations, like “working on something i actually feel passionate about... this is my goodbye tweet”, lines up with Hot Mulligan’s themes of obsession, burnout, and self-deprecating passion. Overall, their combination of shitposting, melodrama, and genuine vulnerability matches the energy and lyrics of I Hate My Kids extremely well.
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