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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Open about suicidal thoughts and fear, e.g. “I'm at a point in life where thinking of killing myself causes me to panic because it feels like something I have to do.”
- Darkly humorous: Uses humor to cope with pain, e.g. “It would be sooooo dramatic if I killed myself tonight lolz >.<” and “I wanna make a shirt that says 'guys look I cut myself'”
- Self-aware: Recognizes own patterns and illness, e.g. “Guys I've realized being sick will get me nowhere in life but now I'm really really ill and need help but it's too late to get it” and “I'm having an episode for absolute sure”
- Caring-hearted: Shows concern for others, e.g. “Forcing myself to eat a little more because I'm babysitting and don't want the kids to be like me :((” and checking on a moot in “Slither oomf..? You okay babe?”
- Creatively expressive: Uses poetic, dramatic wording and music references to express feelings, e.g. “You are my favorite 'what if'. You are my best 'I'll never know'.” and “I'm alright in bed, but I'm better with a pen”
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequent, intense thoughts of death, e.g. “If I could get my hands on a bottle of pills I could stop suffering” and “Mommy I wanna kill myself”
- Self-destructive: Engages in and jokes about self-harm, e.g. “Is it too early to cut myself ? I don't need to scare anyone else away LMFAO” and “Saved without cutting it :3”
- Eating-disordered: Describes severe ED behaviors and distress, e.g. “Dropped 9lbs in a week because of this fucking relapse.” and “I don't want to be hungry anymore”
- Low self-worth: Talks about feeling unlovable and not enough, e.g. “I need to fucking kill myself I am NOT pretty enough for this lifestyle” and “I just want to be cherished. I want to be held. I want to FEEL loved.”
- Risky coping: Uses substances and ignores serious symptoms, e.g. “Had my first ever green out, never touching dabs again”, “I am having symptoms of a heart attack at the ripe age of 18 LMFAOO”, and “My chest hurts with every breath I take I have to quit doing this”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, particularly an older, online-era version of her. Lisa is hyper-introspective, emotionally intense, and painfully aware of how cruel and indifferent the world can be, much like this user reflecting that they “want to get better and the only thing preventing me from doing so is finances. This world is cruel.” (“I want to get help but idk my insurance situation. I want to get better and the only thing preventing me from doing so is finances. This world is cruel.”). Both juggle intelligence and dark humor as coping mechanisms, shown in tweets like “I wanna make a shirt that says 'guys look I cut myself' but I don't think normal people would find it half as funny as I would” and the self-aware description “'Mental health matters!' Until someone else's mental health inconveniences you”. Lisa’s recurring themes of alienation and feeling unseen mirror tweets such as “Wanting to be saved while nobody is around to notice anything is even wrong has got to be one of the worst experiences in the world.” and “I just want to be cherished. I want to be held. I want to FEEL loved.”. The obsessive fandom and hyperfixations on music and media, like “I've had Fall Out Boy on repeat for 3 days, no breaks”, also fit Lisa’s tendency to dive deeply into niche interests when she feels misunderstood. Overall, they read like a very online, depressed, emo-adjacent Lisa: self-aware, articulate, lonely, and constantly trying to make sense of their pain in a world that doesn’t seem to care.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): while they crave connection and affection, they mostly process feelings internally and online rather than through big in-person social scenes, e.g. the deep, solitary emotional spirals in “I'm at a point in life where thinking of killing myself causes me to panic because it feels like something I have to do.” and the ruminating threads about heartbreak like “It eats me alive that I don't know what I did wrong”. They clearly favor Intuition (N) over Sensing, focusing on meanings and implications of experiences (“what it means about love, self-worth, life”) more than concrete details, for instance in “If I can't recover why should I wait for this to kill me instead of just going out on my own terms” and metaphor-heavy lines like “Helplessness, when prolonged, mutates into cruelty”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling (F): they center emotional needs, validation, and hurt rather than detached logic, shown in “I just want to be cherished. I want to be held. I want to FEEL loved.” and value-based complaints like “'Mental health matters!' Until someone else's mental health inconveniences you”. On the Perceiving (P) side, their life appears unstructured, impulsive, and crisis-driven instead of planned and orderly, as seen in spontaneous comments like “Is it too early to cut myself ? I don't need to scare anyone else away LMFAO” and chaotic coping like “Had my first ever green out, never touching dabs again”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, idealistic language about love and being saved, heavy use of metaphor and lyrics, and a messy, impulsive lifestyle is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you shaved a perfectly good bush for Valentine’s and she’s not happy — I volunteer as emotional support, I promise I treat freshly bald situations with the reverence of a rare limited-edition MCR vinyl.
- You dropped 9lbs in a week and still called Gerard Way jerk-off material while obliterated; clearly you have questionable coping skills and excellent taste, so when are you gonna cope by letting me take you on a date instead?
- You said, ‘I will be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake’ — plot twist: what if I’m the emo disaster who turns that into ‘best decision’ and still lets you scream Fall Out Boy lyrics in my passenger seat?
- You panic because killing yourself feels ‘inevitable’ and you think no one will notice you going underweight, but I’m over here noticing every tweet, every lyric quote, every late-night episode — I don’t wanna save you from your hyperfixations, I just wanna be one of them.
- You open-carry night time pads in your jeans and brag about getting your ass eaten in the name of yaoi research; I’m not saying you’re my exact type, but if Death Note ever needed a new L, I’d happily be your messy, mentally ill Light.
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18 • he/they • MCR, yaoi, and late-night overthinking. Once shaved a perfect bush for Valentine’s Day and regretted it more than my last situationship.– @YaoiSniffer
Your signature cocktail
I Don’t Wanna Make It Mojito
The white rum is the chaotic, dizzy core of their vibe, from “Guys is it obvious I'm high asf? Be honest” to “Had my first ever green out, never touching dabs again”, giving the drink a strong, messy heart. Sour cherry juice captures that mix of heartbreak and dramatics in “Y'all I'm gonna be honest, maybe I'm a little more heartbroken than I thought I was” and “It would be sooooo dramatic if I killed myself tonight lolz >.<”, sweet but sharply sour. Mint leaves are for the tiny, stubborn streak of self-preservation in “I think I'm going to end my fast early today and make myself eat because I can't take these chest pains anymore” and “im gonna recover!' I say as I cry while forcing myself to eat actual food”, a breath of something fresh in all the chaos. Activated charcoal syrup turns the drink jet-black in a very shedtwt way, echoing “I don't wanna make it” and “If I could get my hands on a bottle of pills I could stop suffering”, a visual nod to the intrusive darkness that keeps creeping in. Finally, sparkling water adds a fizzy, unhinged energy that matches lines like “IM SLEEPING MY WAY OUT OF THIS ONE, WITH ANYONE WHO WILL LIE DOWN” and “IM A LINER AWAY FROM GETTING YOU INTO THE MOOooOoOooooOooD”, because even at their lowest, they’re loud, dramatic, and very, very online.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
Miss Missing You - Fall Out Boy
The song Miss Missing You by Fall Out Boy fits them best because they openly hyperfixate on FOB and quote this exact track, writing out the lyrics in a meltdown-style tweet: “I miss missing you now and then 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭sometimes before it gets better😭😭😭😭😭😭the darkness gets bigger😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. The song’s themes of heartbreak, betrayal, and craving a pain you’re used to mirror their posts about being thrown away and not knowing why, like “3 years gone in the blink of an eye… You said you loved me but you threw me away like I meant nothing.” and “Will I ever actually know why?”. Its lines about darkness getting bigger echo their ongoing suicidal ideation and inevitability, such as “I'm at a point in life where thinking of killing myself causes me to panic because it feels like something I have to do. An inevitable.” and “If I could get my hands on a bottle of pills I could stop suffering”. The mix of self-aware humor, emo melodrama, and genuine despair in the song matches their tone when they say things like “It would be sooooo dramatic if I killed myself tonight lolz >.<”. Overall, Miss Missing You captures their identity as someone clinging to emo music, coping with abandonment, and half-joking, half-serious about not wanting to make it.
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