Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares excitement, anxiety, and affection, e.g. “About to have an anxiety attack cause my laptop won’t turn on 😋” and “i’m actually in love with this jabber cosplayer he’s so fine it makes me want to cry”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, sustained interest in games and series, like detailed Genshin/meta talk in “stopped being stupid on arlecchino and did her calc properly and she’s 102k dps thank god.” and emotional investment in characters in “when i remember what’s happening to one of my favorite characters... i lowkey want to kms”.
- Humor oriented: Uses absurd and sexual humor to entertain, e.g. “imagine 70 monkeys playing in your asshole” and “ENJIN IS NOTHING MORE THAN A HUNG UBER DRIVER”.
- Critical thinker: Questions fandom trends and social posturing, as in “all of a sudden everyone cares about 2 things... None of that fucking matters what is happening” and “Once again, the abundance of people like this just means no one actually cares about these issues as much as they claim to”.
- Loyal enthusiast: Sticks with favorite characters and series despite flaws, like “i have always loved scaramouche since day 1 i’m glad he’s so story relevant i just wish he was good” and long-term affection for ships/characters across patches in “Every patch flins is bottoming for another man”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive jokes: Frequently uses self-harm or suicidal phrasing, e.g. “Women, please don't block me or I will injure myself!”, “when i remember... i lowkey want to kms”, and “everyone love themselves more now” contrasted with frequent distress.
- Sexual impulsiveness: Tweets overtly sexual thoughts in casual contexts, like “How am i supposed to jerk off when my nose is stuffy and runny”, “I have a boner”, and “nutted”.
- Aggressive language: Uses harsh or hostile wording, such as calling characters or people “chop” in “Nicole better be useful somewhere else cause ong im not pulling for that chop” and expressing wanting a character “to the slaughterhouse” in “at least one of you is going to the slaughterhouse very soon ❤️”.
- Obsessive fandom focus: Life and mood seem strongly tied to fandom outcomes, e.g. “when i remember what’s happening to one of my favorite characters... i lowkey want to kms” and frustration over series directions like “it jsut reminded me what a mess y3k is i hate the direction the series is taking”.
- Negative self-talk: Speaks down on own abilities and account, e.g. “actually pretty much everyone sucks this is why i cant clear”, “The only dps i’m proud of. holy fuck everyone else sucks so bad i actually feel ashamed”, and “sorry guys idk how to read”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account’s mix of horny chaos, dark humor, and deliberate inappropriateness is closest to Bart Simpson. They constantly push boundaries with over-the-top sexual jokes and shock humor, like saying “I deleted my last post bc it got 70 likes and abt 400 views, imagine 70 monkeys playing in your asshole” and “How am i supposed to jerk off when my nose is stuffy and runny”, which aligns with Bart’s prankish, vulgar side. There’s also a bratty, self-deprecating streak and performative drama in tweets such as “I have to go back to living with 2 rage baiters in a few days omfg” and “About to have an anxiety attack cause my laptop won’t turn on 😋”, very reminiscent of Bart’s loud reactions to minor crises. At the same time, the user is media-obsessed and meta-aware about fandom and games, shown by posts like “this is what made me a meta player” and “all of a sudden everyone cares about 2 things, a ship being endgame… None of that fucking matters what is happening”, which fits Bart’s pop-culture savvy and irreverence toward norms. Overall, the combination of juvenile humor, rebellious energy, and surprisingly sharp commentary makes Bart the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they openly discuss sexual topics, bodily functions, and private feelings with no apparent filter, like “How am i supposed to jerk off when my nose is stuffy and runny” and “I deleted my last post bc it got 70 likes and abt 400 views, imagine 70 monkeys playing in your asshole”, which suggests energy from interacting with others and the timeline rather than needing privacy. Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N): they repeatedly move into meta/fandom discourse about broader patterns and themes, as in “something about post 2023 fandom” and “This being an extremely common occurrence just means to me no one actually cares about these issues as much as they claim to”, focusing on trends and implications rather than just concrete facts. They appear strongly Feeling (F): their judgments center on values, hurt, and emotional reactions (e.g. “This genuinely bothers me and makes me upset and sick i’m so serious” and “when i remember what’s happening to one of my favorite characters... i lowkey want to kms”), and even meta/game talk is charged with care for characters and fairness. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): they present as spontaneous, impulsive, and flexible—constantly bouncing between games, media, and plans (“this is my third time starting metaphor”, “Might see marty supreme tomorrow if i feel like waking up”) and reacting in the moment rather than following a fixed structure. Overall, the expressive oversharing, broad pattern-spotting in fandom, emotionally driven takes, and loose, go-with-the-flow lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re 50 pulls into Capturing Radiance and just want ineffa in the bag — what do I have to roll to be the next limited banner you hyperfixate on?
- Since you admitted the only thing Enjin has is that he’s hung, I’d like to formally apply to be your ‘problematic DPS gap relationship’ but with better uptime and no encouragement-only rotations.
- You’re out here calculating 102k Arlecchino DPS, crying over every new flins bottom, and still restarting Metaphor for the third time — I promise I scale better with long-term investment than any of your gacha men.
- You said ‘everyone should watch Noragami a bit’ — how about we compromise and watch Noragami a lot, complain about post‑2023 fandom discourse, and see which of us starts wanting to kms over our favorite character first?
- You’re going to the dermatologist so you can look bad as hell for all the gay women in DC, but I’m already at the point where I’d proudly be one of the 70 monkeys in your quote-tweets if it means ending up on your timeline more often.
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Meta-obsessed gamer, BL enjoyer & Noragami defender. Once skipped a concert over a long commute and have regretted it ever since.– @yaoitachi
Your signature cocktail
The Hung Uber Driver Highball
The spiced rum is for their chaotic, horny brainrot and constant thirst, from “I have a boner” to “nutted”. Lychee liqueur adds a sweet, slightly floral queerness for the dream/‘姫女子’ vibes and their love of pretty anime boys, like “i’m actually in love with this jabber cosplayer he’s so fine it makes me want to cry”. The yuzu soda or lemonade keeps it bright and high‑energy, mirroring their frantic gaming and meta-posting in “stopped being stupid on arlecchino and did her calc properly and she’s 102k dps thank god”. A dash of chili tincture or hot honey represents their sharp, unfiltered takes like “the only thing enjin has is that he’s hung” and “Nicole better be useful somewhere else cause ong im not pulling for that chop”. Finally, the black sugar rim nods to their dark humor and self-destructive jokes in “when i remember what’s happening to one of my favorite characters from one of my favorite franchises i lowkey want to kms” and the bio threat about women blocking them—sweet on the outside, but definitely a little unhinged underneath.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their traits line up most clearly with Slytherin: they are intensely self‑protective and ruthlessly pragmatic about where they invest effort. For example, in games they immediately discard low-value options with cutting efficiency, saying things like “Nicole better be useful somewhere else cause ong im not pulling for that chop” and “About the skirk rerun. I said i’d pull for cons or weapon but i need to be realistic and just only pull escoffier”, which shows resourcefulness and long‑term planning. They also display a sharp, often ruthless social analysis, criticizing fandom and social-media behavior as performative: “Once again, the abundance of people like this just means no one actually cares about these issues as much as they claim to” and “This being an extremely common occurrence just means to me no one actually cares about these issues as much as they claim to”. This skepticism and willingness to say the unpopular thing for the sake of clarity reflects Slytherin’s cunning and realism more than Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff softness. Even their humor about relationships and characters is about power and advantage—"who’s bottoming," "problematic dps gap relationships"—such as “varflins is a problematic dps gap relationship” and “Every patch flins is bottoming for another man”, which fits Slytherin’s fascination with hierarchy and dynamics. Overall, their strategic mindset, blunt self‑interest, and sardonic detachment make Slytherin the best fit.
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Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA
A fitting song for @yaoitachi is “Bubblegum Bitch” because it matches their loud, hypersexual, and self-aware online persona. Their bio alone (“I retweet a lot of gay sex. Women, please don't block me or I will injure myself!”) fits the song’s over-the-top, dramatic femininity and chaotic energy. Tweets like “I have a boner”, “nutted”, and “How am i supposed to jerk off when my nose is stuffy and runny” show the shamelessly horny, comedic tone that matches the song’s exaggerated sexuality. At the same time, their intense fixations on characters and ships, like “I love jabber so much that’s my little freak” and “incheol is probably one of my favorite bottoms ever like up there near sasuke”, echo the song’s melodramatic, obsessive vibe. The blend of fandom brainrot, meta-gaming salt, and gleeful degeneracy in tweets such as “Illuflins Varflins Rerflins all i care is that that man is bottoming” matches the bratty, campy confidence of Bubblegum Bitch perfectly.
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