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They read a lot of complex, niche media (especially danmei) and then overanalyze it with genuine emotional investment, which is very Lisa-coded—see them dissecting narrative structure and politics in couples like Cezhou: “its so fucking peak how t97 is able to write how cezhou fight their battles together in the most Literal sense…”. Like Lisa, they balance intellect with strong feelings; they relate fiction to real life struggles when talking about “the bitterness of postgraduate and work life”. Their bio line about coincidences and wanting to “coincide” with someone, plus tweets like “boyfriEND… you know what doesnt end? taliu.”, show Lisa’s mix of earnest romanticism and melodramatic humor. They’re also artsy and a bit self-deprecating about it—“sorry to the people who follow me for art i draw once in a blue moon”—which fits Lisa’s gifted-but-insecure creative side. Overall, they come off as a passionate, thoughtful nerd who cares deeply about their favorite stories and characters, making Lisa Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets revolve around solitary media consumption (reading danmei, gaming, drawing) and parasocial/online niche fandom rather than offline social events, e.g. getting emotional over finishing novels like “just finished and i miss roadsoft so much already…. i need to die”, and their bio is romantic but not self-promotional: “If coincidences in the world are so common, then I want to ‘coincide’ with you too.” They clearly favor Intuition (N): they constantly discuss themes, dynamics, and ships rather than concrete real‑life details, such as musing about relationship structures in “alpha x alpha and omega x omega is like… homoception” and analyzing narrative setups like “what i really like about cezhou is that even though they get together really early on I DONT GET BORED OF THEM…”. Their decision-making and evaluations are strongly Feeling (F)-oriented: they emphasize emotional reactions and attachments—“MY MOTHER DAUGHTER DUOOOOO i miss them so bad 💔”, “boyfriEND… bestfriEND… you know what doesnt end? taliu. RT if you cried”—and rarely frame things as logical debates. Finally, they skew Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they read impulsively based on vibe (e.g. “FINE ill read icdi”), admit disorganization (“someone make my danmei notion for me”), and approach media with playful spontaneity (like the ongoing spades ice cream saga in “if you guys thought my spades ice cream saga was over youre wrong!”). Put together—romantic, emotionally expressive, fandom-immersed, improvisational, and idea-driven—they best fit INFP.

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20 • any prns | danmei + ghg brainrot with occasional art drops. Once bought a doll just to recreate one (1) Bai Liu scene and I regret nothing.– @yaorist

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with white rum infused with strawberry candy, a nod to their Spades obsession and the iconic ice cream saga: “i finally found the same 草莓味可爱多 bailiu and spades had 🥹”. Lychee liqueur brings a romantic, floral sweetness for all their devoted danmei reading and shipping, from cezhou to roadsoft: “when an icdi fan tells you its peak you better believe them because that was so easily a 5/5 novel for me WOWWW”. Grapefruit juice adds a tart bite that fits their dramatic reactions and pain-loving reader heart, like when they say “guys cang ji keeps saying crazy things… IM SCAREDDDDDD”. A layer of butterfly pea flower tea foam shifts from deep blue to purple when it hits the citrus, mirroring their penchant for pretty aesthetics and dolls: “can u tell im having a lot of fun with the new dolls.”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture sneaks in heat at the end, representing their sharp, slightly unhinged fangirl energy and love for scheming characters: “a lot of danmei shous have what i want and its being SMART AND SCHEMING AS FUCK!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by deep engagement with complex danmei narratives and media analysis, signaling a strong love of learning and pattern-finding rather than just vibes. They dissect narrative structures and worldbuilding, like when they praise how T97 writes battles as a joint strategic effort in cezhou’s story: “its so fucking peak how t97 is able to write how cezhou fight their battles together in the most Literal sense…”. They also gravitate toward clever, scheming characters—especially shous—explicitly admiring intelligence and strategic thinking: “a lot of danmei shous have what i want and its being SMART AND SCHEMING AS FUCK!”. Their curiosity shows in starting structured reading threads such as their detailed Eternities Still Unsaid Till You Love Me log: “okay my last danmei of the year LETS GOOO… reading thread 🧵”. Even their humor tends to be conceptual and meta (e.g., “alpha x alpha and omega x omega is like… homoception”), which aligns more with Ravenclaw’s wit and love of ideas than with the more straightforward traits of the other houses. All of this points most strongly toward Ravenclaw, with an emphasis on analytical enjoyment of stories and appreciation for intelligence as an ideal.

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A well‑known song that fits them is "Teen Idle" by MARINA. Their timeline is full of melodramatic, hyper-emotional reactions to fiction, like “I FELL TO MY KNEES CEZHOU YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL….” and “just finished and i miss roadsoft so much already…. i need to die”, which matches the song’s dramatic, yearning tone. They love complicated, often painful relationships in danmei and baihe, from “we as a society need more nan chan art (both official art and fanart)….” to “boyfriEND. girlfriEND. bestfriEND. they all END. you know what doesnt end? taliu.”, echoing the song’s obsession with messy love and regret. Their bio line, “If coincidences in the world are so common, then I want to ‘coincide’ with you too,” and their fixation on fictional crushes and loyalty (like “the way all 3 of golden trio lived in celibacy for 7 years and stayed loyal to their crush that started in high school…. what a peak friend group”) fit the song’s themes of romanticized teen longing. The mix of self-aware humor and genuine angst across their tweets makes Teen Idle’s theatrical, bittersweet aesthetic a strong match for their online persona.

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