Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently turns everyday situations into jokes, like laughing at drama on the subway in “BRIGA NO METRO PQ A MOÇA OFERECEU O LUGAR PRO VEIO E O VEIO FICOU PUTO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
- Affectionate: Openly praises people he likes, calling women he admires “the most beautiful” in tweets like “Lera abova é a mulher mais bonita viva” and “Ela é uma das mulheres mais bonitas do mundo”.
- Food-loving: Shows passion for cooking and eating, posting about making corn cake and other dishes in “Hoje tem panquecas grão de bico e bolo de milho” and “Fazendo carninha de panela”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges his own habits and flaws with humor, like admitting lack of self-control in “N tenho autocontrole como tudo de uma vez e no dia seguinte n tem mais nada KKKKKKKK”.
- Romantic: Often talks about attraction and love, from wanting to share wardrobes with women in “Tem certas mulheres que dá vontade de usar guarda roupa compartilhado” to saying “Se eu não morrer te quero de novo”.
Weaknesses:
- Sex-focused: Posts are frequently driven by libido, as seen in “Tesão noturno libido infinita” and “Nois tá com tesão nessa porra”.
- Self-deprecating: Often puts himself down, like saying “Nenhuma mulher nunca flertou comigo” and framing himself as “pau mandado” in “Amo ser pau mandado”.
- Resentful: Holds onto grudges about past situations, as in the long complaint about the Tinder girl and her boyfriend in “Conheci uma garota no tinder e flertamos por 3 dias...”.
- Provocative: Tends to post takes that invite conflict, like declaring “O senhor dos anéis é o filme mais superestimado que existe”.
- Work-frustrated: Shows low satisfaction or patience with work-related tasks, complaining in “mais um dia eu reclamando que odeio trabalhar com material impresso” and urgently asking for freelance work in “Preciso de freela urgente”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user is most similar to Homer Simpson: emotional, impulsive, food-obsessed, and often dramatic in a funny, self-aware way. Like Homer, he centers a lot of his joy around eating and cooking, from “Hoje tem panquecas grão de bico e bolo de milho” to “Nunca comi tanto mousse de maracujá na minha vida” and “Quero tanto comer uma pizza”. He swings between complaining and enthusiasm in a very Homer-ish way, like “Derrubei 2lt de coca no chão do quarto vo me mata” contrasted with “A vida é bela”. His libido jokes and chaotic romantic life (“Nois tá com tesão nessa porra”, “Conheci uma garota no tinder e flertamos por 3 dias…”) also fit Homer’s messy, heartfelt approach to love. Finally, his mix of laziness and bursts of pride in himself (“Até que eu sou bonitinho vai”, “Eu sendo artista vei”) matches Homer’s flawed but ultimately lovable, comedic personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly tweet about social situations and want to be around people, from going on dates at Assaí (“Não ironicamente eu já tive date no assaí”) to watching UFC and football (“Assistindo ufc”, “Vendo o jogo do curintia”), and they openly share personal stories like the Tinder incident (“Conheci uma garota no tinder e flertamos por 3 dias…”), which suggests comfort with public attention. Their content is highly imaginative and associative, favoring Intuition over concrete Sensing: they gush over aesthetics and vibes rather than specifics (“Tem certas mulheres que dá vontade de usar guarda roupa compartilhado”, “A vida é bela”), and idealize romantic scenarios (“Sério se eu conseguir essa mulher eu largo essa rede social”). They clearly prefer Feeling: their decisions and judgments focus on attraction, affection, and emotional reactions—praising beauty (“Ela é uma das mulheres mais bonitas do mundo”) and talking about being easily won over by care and food (“sou muito conquistado pela barriga…”) instead of rational analysis. Finally, they show strong Perceiving tendencies: they are spontaneous and impulsive (spilling 2L of soda and dramatizing it: “Derrubei 2lt de coca no chão do quarto vo me mata”), complain about work and structure (“mais um dia eu reclamando que odeio trabalhar com material impresso”), and jump from watching Shrek 2 (“Eu colocando shrek 2”) to gaming (“E vamos de lolzinho”) with little sign of long-term planning. Taken together—social, emotionally expressive, idealistic, and spontaneous—ENFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if I show up at your place with a deck of cards, a pan full of carne de panela and a fresh corn cake, do I unlock the ‘Oi vem aqui em casa jogar um baralho’ achievement or the ‘I’m the girl from the Assaí date’ route?
- You said ‘O Senhor dos Anéis’ is overrated, but honestly, if we watch Shrek 2 and Zootopia 2 together while eating Doritos Sweet Chili, I’d put that trilogy above any Tolkien adaptation.
- Every day you tweet about the most beautiful women on Earth, from Lera Abova to the girl on the subway… and I’m here trying to be at least pretty enough to earn one of your ‘curtidas silenciosas’.
- You, Djavan on the speakers, Fleetwood Mac on repeat, corn cake in the oven, baralho na mesa and a cold beer ‘bem gelada’ during a Corinthians game – that’s not a date, that’s a lifestyle I want permanent tickets to.
- If Sunday night is a ‘monstro terrível’ and insomnia hits (‘Insonha’ mode on), I volunteer as tribute to be the person you complain to about Jump Force, talk about being a young punk, and plan our next bolo de milho + Shrek 2 marathon with.
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Designer of tierlists, corn cake enthusiast, once had a date at Assaí. Between Djavan, Fleetwood Mac & UFC streams, I’m just trying to cook and vibe.– @ybrunaldos
Your signature cocktail
Brunaldo Bolo Punk Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with sweet corn as a nod to both their name and culinary personality, channeling their love of cooking and that iconic corn cake energy from Brunaldo do bolo de milho and “Hoje tem panquecas grão de bico e bolo de milho”. Maracujá pulp brings bright, messy passion, reflecting the chaotic romance and libido in tweets like “Tesão noturno libido infinita” and the dramatic saga of crushes and dates in “Conheci uma garota no tinder e flertamos por 3 dias...”. A hit of cold brew coffee represents their late-night insomnia and wired energy from posts like “Insonha” and the vibe of watching UFC, LoL, and games at odd hours such as “E vamos de lolzinho”. Ginger beer gives a fizzy, slightly spicy, playful side, matching their loud laughter and chaotic humor in moments like “BRIGA NO METRO PQ A MOÇA OFERECEU O LUGAR PRO VEIO E O VEIO FICOU PUTO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “Ai q saco KKKKKKKKK”. Finally, a dash of Angostura bitters adds depth and a hint of frustration, mirroring their mix of cynicism and tenderness in tweets like “Preciso de freela urgente” and the resigned humor in “Complicado só conseguir servir no frio”. Strong, slightly sweet, lightly bitter, and totally chaotic, the Brunaldo Bolo Punk Fizz is built for someone who can tweet “A vida é bela” right after complaining about everything and still mean both.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong love of simple comforts, food, and cozy domesticity that is very Hufflepuff-coded, like when they talk about cooking and eating: “Hoje tem panquecas grão de bico e bolo de milho” and “Fazendo carninha de panela”. There’s also a clear appreciation for small joys and a generally warm, soft view of life, as in “A vida é bela” and “Só tenho a agradecer”. They value relationships and emotional connection more than status or drama, repeatedly idealizing affection and companionship, like “Se eu não morrer te quero de novo” and “Ai cara eu sou muito conquistado pela barriga quer ver eu me apaixonar eh só fazer uma comidinha e dar pra mim”. Even when they’re annoyed, the tone tends to be more comedic than cruel, and they show a self-deprecating, good-natured humility such as “Até que eu sou bonitinho vai” and “Complicado só conseguir servir no frio”. Overall, the emphasis on comfort, affection, small pleasures, and a kind of chaotic but gentle sincerity aligns much more with Hufflepuff than with the sharper ambition of Slytherin, the overt heroics of Gryffindor, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Easy - Djavan
Djavan fits them immediately, and Easy in particular matches their mix of romantic craving and laid‑back, humorous chaos. They openly brand themselves as a Djavan fan in their bio and tweet things like “Eu de Djavan”, showing clear affection for that vibe. A lot of their timeline is about yearning for love and specific women – from “Sério se eu conseguir essa mulher eu largo essa rede social” to “Vi a mulher mais linda e feminina do mundo hoje no metrô meu Deus estou apaixonados” – which pairs well with the song’s romantic softness. At the same time, their tweets swing between horny humor and tenderness, like “Tesão noturno libido infinita” and “A vida é bela”, mirroring Djavan’s blend of passion and lightness. Overall, Easy captures a sentimental, slightly dramatic, but ultimately good‑humored romantic who loves music, food, and a bit of everyday mess.
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