YekMammad
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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson's rebellious and sarcastic style matches YekMammad's frequent use of profanity and defiant humor, such as 'کصخل گوشیو بنداز بوس بوسیش کن' and 'ده تا فروشگاه رفتم نون بگیرم ... کریسمس کیرشه'. Like Bart constantly challenges authority, the user mocks bureaucracy, e.g., 'یعنی کابوسم اینه ویدیویی که دنبالشم تو آپارات باشه...' and 'این چپیه مهراد هیدن نیست؟ 😂'. The user's self‑deprecating jokes about being an immigrant and feeling out of place echo Bart's sense of being a misfit, as seen in 'من نصف بگایی هایی که اینجا میکشم...' and 'به رفیق ایرانیم میگم *اییدمت...'. Overall, the combination of irreverent humor, cultural critique, and a perpetual outsider attitude aligns best with Bart Simpson.

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The user’s tweets show a strong outward focus, frequently engaging with others and sharing personal stories, e.g., "دیشب وسط مراسم شبیلدا یه اکیپ پلیس ریخت داخل ساختمون... منم نیمچه مست رفتم جلو گفتم صدا رو کم میکنیم" indicating extraverted interaction. They often discuss abstract patterns and insights about language and culture, such as the analysis of German grammar "Die von meinem Bruder gestern gekauften Schuhe…" and commentary on societal trends, reflecting an intuitive (N) style. Their frequent expression of emotions, like "خدایا من چقد از پاییز و زمستون بدم میاد، عین افسردگیه" and empathy for migrants, points to a feeling (F) preference. Finally, they display a flexible, spontaneous approach to life, evident in anecdotes about last‑minute plans and adapting to closed stores "ده تا فروشگاه رفتم نون بگیرم... همه جا سر تعطیلات کریسمس بسته شد تا شنبه" suggesting a perceiving (P) orientation.

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Ex‑Iranian expat in Germany: tech enthusiast, language nerd, & humorist. Survived a Yalda‑night police drill—now sharing visa tales & AI hacks.– @YekMammad

Your signature cocktail
The Mamdovsky Migration Mule fuses Persian pomegranate molasses and rose water with Germany's iconic Jägermeister, echoing the user’s blend of Iranian roots and German life as seen in tweets like "من نسخه مستم آلمانیش بهتر از نسخه سوبرمه، چون ترس از قضاوت و خودسانسوری در کار نیست". The fresh lime adds a sharp, sarcastic bite, much like the self‑deprecating humor in "C2 German = نیتیو نیستی اپلای نکن". A splash of ginger beer gives the drink a lively fizz, mirroring the high‑energy stream of "هر هفته تقریبا نیم میلیون ایمپرشن میگیره توییتام". The rose water’s subtle perfume nods to the wistful longing in "ده تا فروشگاه رفتم نون بگیرم نیم ساعت دیر رسیدم همه جا سر تعطیلات کریسمس بسته شد تا شنبه" and the occasional feeling of being lost in translation. Together, the cocktail captures the duality, humor, and restless creativity of @YekMammad.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a deep interest in language and learning, for example: "فعلی که پلیس بکار برد auflösen بود که من تا حالا نشنیده بودم..." where they dissect German verb forms, and "یک نکته ریز اما مهم تو محاوره آلمانی که اکثرا میدونین بگم و برم..." offering nuanced usage tips. This focus on linguistic detail and intellectual curiosity is a hallmark of Ravenclaw. They also enjoy wordplay and clever references, such as explaining the structure "Die von meinem Bruder gestern gekauften Schuhe..." which further highlights a love of knowledge. While they have ambitious goals, the dominant pattern is the pursuit of understanding and wit, aligning best with the Ravenclaw house.

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Given YekMammad’s constant struggle with immigration bureaucracy, language barriers, and feelings of isolation, the classic anthem "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor captures their resilience. In tweets like “خدایا من چقد از پاییز و زمستون بدم میاد… عین افسردگیه” they express depression, yet they keep pushing forward. Their comment about “ده تا فروشگاه رفتم نون بگیرم… همه جا سر تعطیلات کریسمس بسته شد” shows the everyday hurdles they face, echoing the song’s line “I’ve got all my life to live”. The frustration with job applications—“کاش اون هایرینگ منیجر آلمانی… ”—mirrors the chorus “I’ll keep on surviving”. Overall, the song’s message of perseverance despite setbacks aligns perfectly with YekMammad’s humor‑laden yet determined narrative.

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