Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Deep, consistent enthusiasm for Yellowjackets and related media, e.g. “when i really miss yellowjackets i watch my own edits in full screen like im in an imax cinema” and “submitting the yellowjackets season 1 trailer to be shown to my whole media class”.
- Community‑oriented: Clearly values online friendships and fandom circles, like making a gc that became “a family” in “the first time i dmed sunny… And Now We’re A Family” and celebrating oomfs’ marriage in “just found out oomfs are married… I Love Yall”.
- Humorous voice: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, as in “people that go through their whole lives just using their laptops in the Worst way actually scare me” and “no im not playing on my phone im taking care of Business”.
- Creative editor: Regularly makes edits and treats them as mini‑art projects, e.g. “when i see someone on tiktok with another fucking stupid yellowjackets opinion… ” and “so taishauna pilled i can’t listen to brotherly hate without seeing #That edit i made”.
- Candid openness: Speaks honestly about mental health and life changes, such as “WOW i love antidepressants”, being newly employed in “your most unemployed oomf is now EMPLOYED”, and nervousness about driving in “i have my first ever driving lesson on friday #imsofuckingscared”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive fandom: Can frame preferences in all‑or‑nothing terms, like “she has to like misty quigley or we can’t be friends anymore . What’s up with me” and “y'all defending travis martinez like police didn't find human remains… ”.
- High reactivity: Often responds very intensely to media/people, e.g. “I Dotn Even Know What To Caption This I’m Just Irate As Fuckkkkkkh” and rage at the Grammys in “well now i’m just pissed the fuck off”.
- Harsh judgment: Can be very critical of others’ habits and opinions, as in “people that go through their whole lives just using their laptops in the Worst way actually scare me” and “yall lezzing out over trinity santos like she doesn’t literally canonically support DN………………”.
- Conflict‑prone: Willing to escalate over disagreements, even jokingly, e.g. “‘yall block people over politics’ bitch i’ll block you over doomcoming” and intense call‑outs like “STEPHEN AND RACHEL IF YOU EVER SET FOOT INTO THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS AGAIN YOU WILL BE GROUND TO A FIBROUS POWDER”.
- Self‑critical streak: Talks down on themself or their habits, for example “i can’t stop rting sorry i need to start having original thoughts” and “just bought letterboxd patron OMG i need to be killed”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: intensely fandom-brained, politically opinionated, and academic but still very online and chaotic. Like Lisa, they’re openly nerdy and proud of it, calling themself “the gayest nerd of all time” and getting emotional over media theory, as seen when they say they’re “making notes on jenkins fandom theory for media studies” and tearing up because “This Is So YjTwt” (link). They bring their niche obsessions into school life—submitting the Yellowjackets season 1 trailer to be shown to their whole media class (link)—very Lisa-coded behavior. Their moral streak and righteous anger also shine through in posts like “NEVER KlLL YOURSELVES” and dragging the Grammys for overlooking women in alt-rock (“no women winning in any of the altrock categories #GRAMMYs count your days”). At the same time, they’re hyper-emotional and dramatic about their interests—whether it’s Yellowjackets ships like Taivan and Taishauna (“so taishauna pilled i can’t listen to brotherly hate without seeing #That edit i made of them in my head”) or stanning Trinity Santos to a theological degree (“thinking about dennis whitaker theology major today . ddid you guys know he studied theology and i also want to”)—which fits Lisa’s obsessive, heartfelt fandom side. Overall, they blend intellect, activism, niche media obsession, and dramatic feelings in a way that screams Lisa Simpson grown up on Tumblr and stan Twitter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with fandoms and friends, celebrate hitting milestones like “I JUST HIT 3 MILLION FOLLOWERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, and openly narrate social dynamics such as putting mutuals in a group chat: “the first time i dmed sunny was to put her in a gc… And Now We’re A Family”. Their focus on patterns, fandom meta, and ‘theology major’ musings points to Intuition (N) rather than Sensing, like discussing Jenkins’ fandom theory in media studies as deeply resonant with Yellowjackets Twitter: “making notes on jenkins fandom theory for media studies and i deadass tear up like This Is So YjTwt”. Emotional intensity and value-driven takes suggest Feeling (F): they react viscerally to TV, music, and injustices (e.g. Grammys, reality TV contestants) with protective language and moral judgment, such as “no women winning in any of the altrock categories #GRAMMYs count your days” and “#thetraitors i need the boys in this game to stop being mean to jade Thank you ……That’s why she’s a phd student and #theyre not”. Their lifestyle and tweeting style show spontaneity over structure, indicating Perceiving (P): they bounce between shows, edits, schoolwork, and hobbies in an improvisational way, like “locking in and doing all my homework so i can watch teen apocalypse trilogy whilst doing it And play new animal crossing later And watch silence of the lambs tonight And start reading my new books WOW i love antidepressants”. The combination of highly social, hyperfixated fandom enthusiasm, emotional advocacy, and flexible, chaotic plans fits ENFP far better than more organized J types or more detached T types, especially given their self-aware, playful framing of their own obsessions in tweets like “when i really miss yellowjackets i watch my own edits in full screen like im in an imax cinema”.
Some pickup lines for you
- You got 100k likes for saying one word and some emojis — statistically that means if I give you a whole sentence and my number, the universe is legally required to make this work out, right?
- If you can paramoreify Yellowjackets, do you think you could garcia‑yolanda‑ify my life a little bit? I promise to be as unprofessional about you as Trinity is about literally everything.
- You watching your own Yellowjackets edits full screen like it’s IMAX is so real, but have you considered a double feature: season 1 TravNat followed by us sharing that Walter mug and talking about how right you are about Misty Quigley?
- You said antidepressants made it possible to do homework, teen apocalypse trilogy, Animal Crossing, Silence of the Lambs and reading in one day — if you add “a date with me” to that schedule I’ll happily be your most time‑consuming side quest.
- You got American Football AND Sunny Day Real Estate tickets because of Trinity Santos, but I’m just saying: if you let me take you out, we could skip the angst and go straight to ‘my teeth are straight as FUCK now and I’m dating a Yellowjackets scholar’ era.
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Your new Twitter bio
Media student, edit brainrot, and accidental 100k-like one-word poster. Paramore x Yellowjackets x The Traitors. Currently: UK, sun pending.– @yelyahjackets_
Your signature cocktail
Paramore In The Pitt Fizz
This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little bit obsessed, just like their timeline going from “when i really miss yellowjackets i watch my own edits in full screen like im in an imax cinema” to “trinity santos i am assigning myself to your soul”. Blood orange gin brings a vivid, dramatic punch for their caps-lock, Grammy-rant era of “HAYLEY WILLIAMS YOU DESERVED MORE” and general alt-girl fervor. The hot honey and lime shrub is sweet but has a sting, nodding to their rant that “i hate hot honey ok Bye Send Tweet” and their talent for lovingly spicy opinions on fandom and TV. Earl Grey cold brew adds a thoughtful, slightly academic bitterness for the media-studies nerd who’s “making notes on jenkins fandom theory for media studies” while live-tweeting chaos. Sparkling lemonade keeps it bright and hyper, the fizzy optimism of someone who can say “WOW i love antidepressants” and genuinely mean it. The edible glitter rim is for the 3M-followers, fandom-famous editor who can casually say “I JUST HIT 3 MILLION FOLLOWERS” and still tweet like it’s a tiny, unhinged group chat.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is dominated by analysis, media theory, and hyper-focus on niche interests, which fits Ravenclaw’s curiosity and love of learning. They literally bring fandom into academics, as seen when they mention “making notes on jenkins fandom theory for media studies” and getting emotional about how accurate it is to their corner of Twitter: “making notes on jenkins fandom theory for media studies and i deadass tear up like This Is So YjTwt 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭”. They also show a deliberate, almost scholarly enthusiasm for narrative and character details, like when they highlight an obscure backstory point in Yellowjackets: “thinking about dennis whitaker theology major today . ddid you guys know he studied theology and i also want to . Did you guys know tgat …………. ”. Their media habits are meticulous and opinionated in a very nerdy way—buying Letterboxd Patron and treating their own edits as an “imax cinema”: “just bought letterboxd patron OMG i need to be killed” and “when i really miss yellowjackets i watch my own edits in full screen like im in an imax cinema”. Even their tech/Internet takes are analytical rather than purely emotional, such as critiquing people’s browser setups and adblock use: “people that go through their whole lives just using their laptops in the Worst way actually scare me so bad because what do you mean you use safari and you don’t have an adblocker and you don’t have bookmarks” and dissecting why Pinterest is unusable without an adblocker: “can we talk about how pinterest is basically unusable on mobile or without an adblocker”. This combination of fandom meta, academic crossover, and fussy, detail-oriented media consumption is extremely Ravenclaw-coded, more than it is defined by Gryffindor boldness, Hufflepuff softness, or Slytherin ambition.
Your movie
Your song
anything but me - MUNA
The best fit for them is “anything but me” because they’re openly emotional, queer, and deeply attached to the bands and shows they love, exactly the kind of person who’d shout-sing a cathartic breakup anthem. They explicitly mark MUNA as a personal cultural reset, recalling how “the last time MUNA released a lead single i was sitting in the dentists office watching the anything but me video premiere whilst i waited for my last appt before i got braces. my teeth are straight as FUCK now and we are SOOOOOO BACK”. Their timeline is full of intense, ride-or-die fandom energy for Yellowjackets and characters like Trinity Santos and Misty Quigley, echoing the song’s big feelings and dramatic attachment: “when i really miss yellowjackets i watch my own edits in full screen like im in an imax cinema” and “irl told me yesterday she wanted to start watching yellowjackets and i told her in a manner that i now realise was probably really aggressive that she has to like misty quigley or we can’t be friends anymore . What’s up with me”. The song’s queer, slightly dramatic, self-knowing vibe lines up perfectly with someone who calls themselves “the gayest nerd of all time” and jokes about being terminally fandom-brained while still clearly growing and changing over time.
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