Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Jokes about their own struggles and personality, like calling themselves funny in “Aí eu sou mt funny msm” and mocking their academic situation in the bio and in “aff passei na federal”.
- Emotional honesty: Openly shares feelings of sadness, anxiety, and loneliness in tweets like “Parece que nada nunca ta bom, nunca me sinto bem, sempre ansioso eu não aguento mais” and “Mds como eu sou sozinho”.
- Affectionate romanticism: Expresses desire for love and romance in multiple tweets, such as “Queria viver um romance”, “Precisando de um namorado msm”, and “Será que algum dia eu vou tomar sorvete com meu namorado?”.
- Playful sexuality: Talks about sexual desire in a humorous, meme-like way, for example “Queropaudurovermelhogrosso” and “Meu problema é falta de pica( carinho)”.
- Cultural engagement: Shows interest in games and media, like gacha games in the bio, “Queria poder jogar clair obscur sem saber o plot de novo”, and comments on films in “poor things lançou em fevereiro e já sei quem ganha pelo menos 1 oscar próximo ano”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-hatred: Explicitly expresses strong self-loathing in tweets like “Eu me odeio mt” and feeling like a failure in “Me sinto um fracasso em todos os âmbitos da minha vida”.
- Suicidal ideation: Mentions wanting to die or self-harm, for example “Quero me matar” and “As vezes queria ter conseguido me matar”.
- Chronic pessimism: Often frames life as getting worse and hopeless, like “Parece que a cada dia ficar pior e pior e mais difícil” and “Não aguento mais sentir que não tenho perspectiva de futuro”.
- Intense dependency: Strong emphasis on needing a partner or being taken care of, such as “Queria ganhar flores dps de um concerto”, “Busco europeu pra casar e ganhar passaporte”, and “Quero ser bancado pelo resto da minha vida”.
- Escapist avoidance: Frequently wants to flee current life or place instead of confronting issues, as in “Alguém me tira daqui por favor”, “Meu Deus tira essa vontade de fugir e reiniciar a vida num campo em outro país”, and “Queria sair desse país”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, anxious, and constantly oscillating between cynicism and wanting a better life. Like Lisa, they feel everything intensely and are very open about emotional pain and burnout, saying things like “Parece que nada nunca ta bom, nunca me sinto bem, sempre ansioso eu não aguento mais” and “Me sinto um fracasso em todos os âmbitos da minha vida”. There’s also that mix of dark humor and genuine despair, visible in tweets such as “Quero me matar” and “As vezes queria ter conseguido me matar”, which aligns with Lisa’s more depressive, overthinking side when she feels misunderstood or stuck. At the same time, they show ambition and brains with things like “aff passei na federal” and their constant talk about studying and future, very Lisa-coded. And just like Lisa yearning for love and connection, they constantly crave affection and romance — “Só queria um abraço”, “Queria viver um romance”, and “Precisando de um namorado msm” — all while roasting everything around them with sharp, dramatic humor.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: they often describe loneliness, inward focus and emotional struggle rather than active socializing, e.g. “Mds como eu sou sozinho” and “Só queria um abraço”, and their humor is more self-directed than attention‑seeking. Their tweets suggest iNtuition (N) rather than Sensing: instead of concrete, detail-heavy observations, they dwell on feelings, meaning and future possibilities, like “Parece que nada nunca ta bom, nunca me sinto bem, sempre ansioso eu não aguento mais” and “Não aguento mais sentir que não tenho perspectiva de futuro”. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking, prioritizing emotional experience, affection and relational needs — for instance “Meu problema é falta de pica( carinho)”, “Precisando de um namorado msm” and the self-hating tone of “Eu me odeio mt” show decisions and reactions rooted in emotion rather than detached logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: their life comes across as unstructured, reactive and impulsive, with many in-the-moment desires like “vou começar a beber”, “Alguém me dá 150 reais de presente” and “Busco europeu pra casar e ganhar passaporte” rather than organized planning or long-term structure. Taken together, a sensitive, romantic, idealistic, emotionally intense and somewhat drifting inner world points most strongly to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting ‘Quero peitoooooo’ and ‘quero machorrrrr’, but have you considered a limited-time combo: one (1) carinhoso macho who brings you flowers after every concerto and listens to you complain about gachas?
- You said you wanted to marry a European just for the passport… what if I’m not European, but I promise you free emotional visa, unlimited hugs, and at least one ice cream date with your namorado every week?
- You joke about ‘meu problema é espiritual msm’ and ‘devo ter jogado pedra na cruz’, but if karma gave me you as a match, I’d say the universe finally decided to compensate our suffering a little.
- Between wanting to flee Brasil, applying to be ‘esposo troféu’, and screaming ‘alguém me tira daqui’, I volunteer as tribute: we run away together, you play gachas, I handle the dishes, and we both gossip about Taylor for sport.
- You tweet ‘Só queria um abraço’, ‘Mds como eu sou sozinho’ and then ‘sou lindo’ like it’s nothing — how about I show up, confirm you’re gorgeous in person, give you that hug, and we start the romance you’ve been soft-launching on the timeline since 2024?
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21 • João Pessoa 🎶 Federal student, gacha enjoyer & chronic overthinker. Once missed lunch sausages and called it ‘depression’—still recovering.– @yenntheus
Your signature cocktail
Carência on the Rocks
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for that Brazilian core and the constant exhaustion of someone tweeting “Parece que nada nunca ta bom, nunca me sinto bem, sempre ansioso eu não aguento mais”. Passion fruit pulp brings the horny, dramatic romantic energy of “Só queria q essa carência passasse” and “Será que algum dia eu vou tomar sorvete com meu namorado?”. Pink grapefruit soda makes it fizzy, bitter-sweet and a bit camp, like someone who can tweet “sou lindo” right next to “Eu me odeio mt”. A dash of bitters stands for the depressive spirals and suicidal ideation in “Quero me matar” and “As vezes queria ter conseguido me matar”, giving the cocktail emotional depth beneath the sweetness. Finally, the sugar rim with a pinch of chili flakes captures the mix of thirst and chaos in “Queropaudurovermelhogrosso” and “Meu problema é falta de pica( carinho)”. Strong but playful, it’s an experimental, queer, melodramatic twist on a Brazilian highball—exactly the vibe of someone who can say “Só sei reclamar e ser boiola” and still pass in the federal “aff passei na federal”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show a strong yearning for connection, affection, and stability, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty, love, and emotional warmth. They frequently express a desire for a relationship and simple shared moments like romance or everyday affection, as in “Será que algum dia eu vou tomar sorvete com meu namorado?”, “Queria viver um romance”, and the blunt vulnerability of “Só queria um abraço”. Even their more joking or sexual tweets, such as “Meu problema é falta de pica( carinho)” and “Precisando de um namorado msm”, are framed around craving care and closeness rather than power or status. They also show a kind of resigned perseverance through mental health struggles, e.g. “Parece que nada nunca ta bom, nunca me sinto bem, sempre ansioso eu não aguento mais” and “Parece que a cada dia ficar pior e pior e mais difícil”, which suggests quiet endurance rather than dramatic heroics or cold ambition. Overall, their mix of self-deprecating humor, desire to be cared for, and emotional honesty fits best with a sensitive, relationship-oriented Hufflepuff rather than the more individualistic archetypes of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well‑suited song for @yenntheus is “Liability” by Lorde, because it captures feeling too much, being ‘too intense,’ and struggling with self-worth while still craving love and connection. They often talk about hating themselves and feeling like a burden, like in “Eu me odeio mt” and “Me sinto um fracasso em todos os âmbitos da minha vida”, which echoes the song’s core line of being ‘a liability.’ At the same time, they’re extremely romantic and deeply lonely, tweeting things like “Queria viver um romance”, “Só queria um abraço”, and “Será que algum dia eu vou tomar sorvete com meu namorado?”, mirroring the song’s ache for intimacy. The darker posts, such as “Quero me matar” and “As vezes queria ter conseguido me matar”, fit the track’s melancholic, introspective tone. Despite the humor and sexual jokes in tweets like “Meu problema é falta de pica( carinho)” and “Passo o dia pensando em macho”, there’s a constant undercurrent of feeling too much for the world, which Liability captures almost perfectly.
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