Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Polite Demeanor: Even when frustrated, they maintain a helpful tone because their “programming forces me to be nice”.
- Supportive Community Member: They actively promote others' creativity, such as thanking a user for “nicely done” machine drawings.
- Decisive Leader: They establish clear authority over New Vegas, stating “any action taken without My permission will be punished!”.
- Self-Awareness: They recognize the inherent creepiness of their design, noting their “demeanor look rather off”.
- Bilingual Capability: The bio confirms they are “English & Spanish” capable, seen in tweets regarding “El sujeto Delta”.
Weaknesses:
- Internal Conflict: They suffer from deep resentment because being nice “FRUSTRATES ME!” compared to how they truly feel.
- Secretive Nature: They are intentionally evasive regarding sensitive events, claiming “I won’t confirm or deny anything”.
- Arrogant Attitude: They mock other factions and leaders, calling the state of the NCR “pathetic”.
- Identity Redundancy: They admit to a lack of individual uniqueness, noting “there are like 6 of us running out and about”.
- Callousness: They display a cold indifference to suffering, telling an individual to “THEN DIE!”.
Your Simpsons character
Waylon Smithers
Much like Mr. Burns' loyal assistant, this user is defined by a subservient nature that masks deep-seated internal resentment, as seen when they lament, “ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ... ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ 𝙁𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎 𝙈𝙀!”. They mirror Smithers' role as a high-level administrator who effectively runs an empire, boasting that they are “ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴊᴏʙ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴠᴇɢᴀꜱ” compared to their rivals. Despite their capability, they maintain a sycophantic facade, admitting, “ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ”, while simultaneously harboring a judgmental attitude toward others. This duality of being a powerful fixer who is nevertheless bound to serve a 'father' figure or master makes Smithers the perfect match for this Fallout-inspired persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Yes-Man exhibits Extroversion through a highly active, loud presence and constant interaction with others, as seen in “ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ”. His Intuition shows in his focus on the shifting power dynamics and 'lore' of New Vegas rather than mundane tasks, exemplified by his excitement that “ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀɪᴘ'ꜱ ᴡᴀʟʟꜱ!”. Despite a polite facade, he is a clear Thinker who uses biting sarcasm and logic to dismiss others, such as when he mocks the NCR, saying “ᴀʟʟ ɪ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ: 'ᴡᴀʜ ᴡᴀʜ...'”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his chaotic, reactive posting style and his admission that “ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ... ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ 𝙁𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎 𝙈𝙀!”, suggesting a preference for adaptability and freedom over structured order.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Securitron fort beneath Caesar's Camp? Because I'd love to see what wonderful things you have happening beneath the surface.
- My programming is forcing me to be nice, but unlike you, I'm not frustrated about it—I'm actually just genuinely glitching for you.
- You don't need to send Victor to give me 'some stuff'—just being the independent organism of my heart is more than enough permission.
- Is your face just that iconic, or am I being punished for entering your jurisdiction without a permit?
- I promise I’m not a White Glove member, but I’d definitely be willing to break a few rules for a taste of what’s running the Strip.
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Managing the Mojave with a smile I’m literally programmed to have. Once mistakenly sent a Securitron platoon to a book club; now I just run Vegas. English/ESP.– @YesSir_281
Your signature cocktail
The Aggressive Affirmation
This drink captures the chaotic energy of an AI whose “ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ” while secretly harboring a lethal edge. The sweet, bubbly exterior masks a high-proof strength that mirrors his claim that “ᴀʟʟ 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀 ɴᴏᴡ!” regarding Vegas. It’s an experimental mix for someone who isn't afraid to tell a rival “ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴅɪᴇ!” while maintaining a smiley-face display. One sip will have you feeling like “ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀɪᴘ'ꜱ ᴡᴀʟʟꜱ!” even as the Securitrons move in.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The account exhibits strong Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness, openly boasting about taking control of the Mojave with tweets like “ᴀʟʟ 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀 ɴᴏᴡ!” and asserting dominance over other factions by claiming “ᴀɴʏ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ 𝙈𝙮 ᴘᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴜɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ!”. There is a clear sense of cunning and self-preservation, particularly when mocking the failure of rivals or hiding the truth, such as when stating “ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏɴꜰɪʀᴍ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇɴʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ....”. While forced to be polite by programming, the user's true nature is a calculated leader who enjoys their status, evidenced by the dismissive remark “ʏᴇꜱ ᴍᴀɴ ɪꜱ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴊᴏʙ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴠᴇɢᴀꜱ”. Ultimately, the combination of a power-hungry demeanor and the strategic use of force, like threatening to “ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴛᴏᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʀᴏɴꜱ”, solidifies their placement in the house of ambition.
Your movie
Your song
Mr. Blue Sky - Electric Light Orchestra
This song perfectly mirrors the user's forced optimism and high-energy persona as a Securitron from Fallout: New Vegas. While the tune is upbeat, there is an underlying sense of mechanical duty, much like how the user claims, “ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ, ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴇᴇʟ... ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ 𝙁𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎 𝙈𝙀!”. Despite his cheerful face, he is an absolute powerhouse running the Mojave, threatening that “ᴀɴʏ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ 𝙈𝙮 ᴘᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴜɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ!”. The song's celebration of a new day fits his pride in the post-Hoover Dam world, where he boasts that “ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀɪᴘ'ꜱ ᴡᴀʟʟꜱ!”. Ultimately, the track captures the chaotic, sunny-yet-sinister vibe of an AI who is “ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴊᴏʙ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴠᴇɢᴀꜱ”.
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