Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative worldbuilding: Builds detailed fictional plots and settings, like Pharloom Bay politics and The Collective, e.g. “SIGN UP TO JOIN THE COLLECTIVE, WE WILL MAKE PHARLOOM A BETTER PLACE” and the citadel ownership storyline in “ok so I kinda own the citadel…”.
- Community engagement: Actively interacts with multiple fandoms and other users, referencing friends and group chats, e.g. calling out hkptwt/crkptwt dynamics in “whoever the fuck from hkptwt is trying to break into crkptwt…” and joining events like “this was a really fun event to watch and im glad i decided to participate”.
- Humorous storytelling: Uses absurd humor and exaggerated scenarios (e.g. evil robots, hauntings, lobster wars) to entertain, like “Ballador trying to live a somewhat normal life while I send the evil spirits to haunt him” and “My top 5 favorite pastimes”.
- Self-awareness: Acknowledges their own behavior and limitations, such as laziness and impulsivity, e.g. “not me waiting until the very last day because I'm a lazy bum” and “i am very impusive so when other people that i consider friends start making the jokes…”.
- Protective loyalty: Shows strong care for friends and communities, defending them when threatened, as in “leave crkptwt do their own thing” and concern over a deactivated friend in “why did skarrlid deactivate im scared”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Swings between excitement and distress, including serious distress, e.g. “im in a really bad headspace rn and i dont want to be here anymore tbh so im just going to disappear” contrasted with hyperactive celebratory posts like “FENG YORSE LETS FUCKING GO”.
- Impulsive posting: Admits to impulsive behavior and posts without fully considering impact, as in their apology thread “i am very impusive…” and repeatedly doing things last minute like “forgot to finish what i was doing for the miku fragments arc for 3 days in a row”.
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses hostile or violent wording even in jokes, e.g. “we need to kill this bitch”, “big fan of kidnapping deep docks workers so i can eat them”, and insults like “you little bitchass children”.
- Conflict attraction: Gravitates toward drama and antagonistic scenarios, such as scheduling a duel in “Grand Gate… 1v1, me and you, to the death” and constant feuding with Ballador in posts like “this is how Conductor Ballador acts on a daily basis btw”.
- Overextension burnout: Runs many accounts, plots, and projects, then gets exhausted or disappears, e.g. juggling parody accounts in “evil connor miku may have me blocked on this account, but i got 3 others + my main” and later stating “im in a really bad headspace… so im just going to disappear”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, mischievous, and constantly stirring up elaborate, almost cartoonish scenarios. Their timeline is full of playful violence and absurd schemes, like threatening enemies with extradimensional torture and cannibalism in posts such as “Just so my enemies know, if you get locked into The Blue Rooms this is what it will be like before you get eaten” and “big fan of kidnapping deep docks workers so i can eat them but dont tell the forebrothers or ballador”. Like Bart, they both antagonize authority figures and turn conflict into a running gag, seen in their ongoing beef with Ballador in tweets like “Ballador trying to live a somewhat normal life while I send the evil spirits to haunt him because he evicted me from my house”. They also lean into over-the-top stunts and big setpieces—giant robots, feasts, and concert halls—in posts like “ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF PHARLOOM AND BEYOND I WILL BE HOSTING A LATE LOBSTERGIVING FEAST AT THE TOP OF THE CRADLE” and “WE WILL BE BUILDING A GIANT CONCERT HALL IN WEAVENEST ABSOLOM … PHARLOOM'S FIRST EVER MIKU EXPO”. Underneath the chaos, there’s genuine emotional vulnerability and impulsive remorse, like when they apologize in “i apologize for any disrespectful jokes i made in the main parody gc, i am very impusive…” and admit being in a bad headspace in “ok guys im in a really bad headspace rn and i dont want to be here anymore tbh so im just going to disappear until i wanna come back bye friends”, mirroring how Bart often hides insecurity behind jokes and troublemaking.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with multiple fandom communities, host public events and feasts, and thrive on social drama and shared jokes, e.g. rallying people to join organizations and events like “SIGN UP TO JOIN THE COLLECTIVE, WE WILL MAKE PHARLOOM A BETTER PLACE” and “ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF PHARLOOM AND BEYOND I WILL BE HOSTING A LATE LOBSTERGIVING FEAST…”. Their creativity, heavy lore-building, and love of hypothetical/fictional scenarios point strongly to Intuition: they spin elaborate plots about altars, curses, robots, and cults as in “ancient magic altar got me fucked up but i think i have magic and shit…” and “i'm making highly detailed bug yi xi lore for no reason”. They read as Feeling over Thinking: they react intensely and morally to interpersonal issues, defending communities (“whoever the fuck from hkptwt is trying to break into crkptwt… stop fucking doing that you little bitchass children leave crkptwt do their own thing”) and post open emotional apologies like “i apologize for any disrespectful jokes i made… i am very impusive”. Finally, they seem strongly Perceiving: procrastination and last‑minute behavior are recurring themes (“forgot to finish what i was doing for the miku fragments arc for 3 days in a row am i cooked”, “not me waiting until the very last day because I'm a lazy bum”), and they frequently shift focus impulsively across projects and arcs. This pattern of high social energy, imaginative worldbuilding, emotion‑driven judgments, and flexible, procrastination‑prone lifestyle is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever ‘disappear until you wanna come back’ again, can you at least leave a drone under Deep Docks so it can report back if you miss me as much as I miss your unhinged Pharloom Bay lore?
- You built Emperor, harass Ballador with evil spirits, and casually threaten to click the ‘big red KILL EVERYONE’ button—have you considered using that power for good and obliterating my loneliness instead?
- You listed your top pastime as ‘being with my wife 💙’ but I see the Citadel’s ownership is still… hotly debated—need a co-ruler to help you run Weavenest Absolom and bully King K. Rool on the side?
- As fluent speakers of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics who also astral-project eldritch abominations, you and I could be the ultimate duo: you tear open time and space, I show up with lemonade and Dr Pepper for post-ritual debriefs.
- You’re hosting Miku Expos, building giant robots, kidnapping Deep Docks workers ‘for food,’ and somehow still apologizing for impulsive jokes—if multitasking were a stat, you’d be maxed out and I’d happily invest all my Pharloom Bay life insurance in you.
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Story-driven HK/Silksong parody + Pharloom Bay lore. I once built a ‘legal’ weapon empire to fund a concert hall. Art, arcs, and occasional eldritch nonsense.– @yixirealtrustme
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very strong Gryffindor-like mix of impulsiveness, confrontational bravery, and a tendency to throw themself into conflicts. They directly call out and try to stop harmful behavior in their communities, as seen when they confront people crossing fandom boundaries with: “whoever the fuck from hkptwt is trying to break into crkptwt to destroy it just know i am actively finding out who you are and what accounts you run so stop fucking doing that you little bitchass children leave crkptwt do their own thing”, which shows moral courage and willingness to fight on others’ behalf. They lean into dangerous, dramatic solutions instead of cautious ones, like joking about blowing everything up over relationship anxiety: “guys i think my wife is cheating on me so im getting ready to click the big red KILL EVERYONE that blows up me and miku then summons demons from hell and sets blue godseeker's giant evil robots loose”, and challenging someone to a literal duel to the death: “Grand Gate, December 11th, 5:58 PM MST, 1v1, me and you, to the death that or get the FUCK away from me”. Their self-sacrificial, almost hero-complex vibe is reinforced by them constantly throwing themself into big conflicts and projects (giant robots, wars, feasts, arcs) rather than focusing on safety or long-term strategy, as in “FINE. I'LL DO IT MYSELF” when others fail to act. While they are creative and organized in lore-building, the dominant traits are boldness, impulsive action, and a combative moral stance, which are quintessentially Gryffindor rather than the more calculating ambition of Slytherin or the steadiness of Hufflepuff.
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Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A dramatic, story-driven, slightly unhinged anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them well: they revel in over-the-top narratives, eldritch theatrics, and apocalyptic stakes, like when they talk about “click the big red KILL EVERYONE that blows up me and miku then summons demons from hell and sets blue godseeker's giant evil robots loose”. The song’s mix of dark themes and defiant, theatrical flair mirrors how they oscillate between exhaustion and bombast, as seen when they say “GENUINELY about to lose my shit I came to the Citadel to avoid the shit in Pharloom Bay and now I have MORE PROBLEMS” yet still stage giant feasts and wars. Its emotional core about perseverance through chaos suits someone who jokes about despair but keeps creating plots, robots and lore, like “ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF PHARLOOM AND BEYOND I WILL BE HOSTING A LATE LOBSTERGIVING FEAST AT THE TOP OF THE CRADLE… (almost) ALL ARE WELCOME”. The song’s sense of being a dramatic protagonist in an absurd, crumbling world matches their self-styled role as chaotic ruler/antihero of Pharloom Bay and the Citadel, declaring things like “ok so I kinda own the citadel but dont have a title so im just saying me and miku are queens of the citadel until proven otherwise”.
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