Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They openly notice their own patterns, like joking about paying three months of gym and going only two days in “quando eu paguei 3 meses de academia adiantado e fui exatamente 2 dias”.
- Affectionate: They frequently express love and care for people and pets, calling others “minha vida” in “minha vida :( te amo tanto” and “amo todos os cachorros do mundo” in “amo todos os cachorros do mundo”.
- Humorous: They turn frustrations into jokes, like pretending to quit a game after playing badly in “quando vc joga tao mal q tem q fingir q quitou da partida”.
- Supportive: They celebrate friends and idols, wishing happy birthday to mutuals in “feliz aniversário @4winrina 🤍” and hyping Karina and Winter in “relacao parassocial c a karina” and “winter ferrarista”.
- Introspective: They reflect on their inner life and interests, saying “psicanalise eh a coisa mais linda do mundo” in “psicanalise eh a coisa mais linda do mundo” and sharing about a terrifying dream and wanting a “recomeco” in “tive um sonho tao horrivel q tava torcendo pra ser um sonho pra eu ter um recomeco”.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: They admit to ambitious plans that stall, like aiming for 365 movies but watching 13 in “falei q ia assistir 365 filmes esse ano chegou no final de janeiro assisti 13 filmes” and paying the gym but barely going in “quando eu paguei 3 meses de academia adiantado e fui exatamente 2 dias”.
- Impulsivity: They take quick, not‑so‑planned actions, like signing up for Crunchyroll with a card that has zero balance in “eu assinando crunchyroll no meu cartao q tem 0 reais de saldo” and considering uninstalling the banking app just to install a game in “to quase tendo q desinstalar o aplicativo do banco no meu celular p liberar memoria pra baixar clash royale”.
- Negativity: They often frame life as generally bad, saying “como pode nada dar certo na minha vida pqp” in “como pode nada dar certo na minha vida pqp” and calling February a “mes inventado” in “fevereiro mes inventado”.
- Low-patience: They show frustration with stressors and small problems, like wanting to “demitir” themselves when a child disobeys in “a crianca me desobedecendo ¿ quero me demitir” and saying their ear piercing “so serve p me estressar” in “eu n aguento mais meu piercing da orelha so serve p me estressar”.
- Health-neglect: They mention being sick and exhausted while still overloaded, as in “to doente” and being too tired to stay awake while a child wants to play in “nao to me aguentando acordada e a crianca me chamando pra brincar”, suggesting difficulty prioritizing rest.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially in being introspective, idealistic, and a bit overworked by life for their age. They show academic/education concerns and anxiety, like stressing over ENEM and student ID issues in “um monte de gente na tl falando d enem e eu so vou poder ver minha nota daq 2 meses” and “preciso da minha carteirinha de estudante p hoje e ela resolveu dar todos os problemas do mundo kkk”, which mirrors Lisa’s school-focused worries. Their bio, “mind over matter”, and tweet “psicanalise eh a coisa mais linda do mundo” show someone reflective and psychologically curious, much like Lisa’s tendency to overthink and analyze everything. The strong emotional attachments to music, films, and parasocial idols in tweets like “qria ter escrito essa musica” and “relacao parassocial c a karina” echo Lisa’s intense fandoms and deep feelings. At the same time, the self-deprecating humor about failing goals, such as “falei q ia assistir 365 filmes esse ano chegou no final de janeiro assisti 13 filmes”, fits Lisa’s combination of ambition and frustration when reality doesn’t match her high expectations.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share day-to-day experiences, interact with mutuals, and joke about social chaos, like meeting an old childhood crush turned dealer in “eu voltando do mercado e encontrando c meu ex namoradinho d infancia q virou traficante e ele dando em cima de mim nao to acreditando nisso nao” and getting harassed by men in “qnd seu dia ja ta ruim e um grupo d homens ainda para p MIAR pra voce kkkk”. Their style is more Intuitive than Sensing: they exaggerate and tell little stories about life, movies, and dreams rather than focusing on factual detail, like the dramatic wish for a dream "restart" in “tive um sonho tao horrivel q tava torcendo pra ser um sonho pra eu ter um recomeco” and the playful overinterpretation of signs in “sinal q o frank vai lancar album to sentindo”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: relationships and affection dominate their timeline, with emotional language toward idols and friends, such as “minha vida :( te amo tanto”, “minha namorada”, and multiple birthday posts like “feliz aniversario meu amor @winlesbica 🤍”. Their habits show Perceiving over Judging: they procrastinate and improvise, like almost deleting their banking app to install a game in “to quase tendo q desinstalar o aplicativo do banco no meu celular p liberar memoria pra baixar clash royale”, paying three months of gym and going twice in “quando eu paguei 3 meses de academia adiantado e fui exatamente 2 dias”, and waking up five minutes before they need to be somewhere in “tinha q chegar no lugar 07:15 e acordei 07:10”. Altogether, the expressive social energy, emotional focus, and spontaneous, slightly chaotic lifestyle match ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d watch 365 movies this year and only got to 13… want to fix the math by making the next 352 ‘our thing’ instead of just ‘your Letterboxd problem’?
- If your relationship with Karina is parasocial, can I apply to be the presencial one who brings you Coca Zero (but only on your official ‘I broke my no-soda rule’ days)?
- You almost uninstalled your banking app to install Clash Royale, but honestly, the real risky investment is me catching feelings every time you tweet about pugs and children giving you life advice.
- You paid three months of gym and went two days; I respect the commitment to the bit. How about we commit to something easier—like a walk, a temaki after, and you showing me that ‘morning and night pretty eye’ in person?
- You wanting BTS show tickets just to have an excuse to skip ENEM is iconic, but hear me out: let’s pretend our first date is a concert too—heart racing, screaming internally, and me absolutely failing the test of not falling for you.
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16 • left-handed cinephile & psicanálise enthusiast • quit the gym after 2 days, but never quit on Coke Zero or K‑pop stan life– @yjmcalcinha
Your signature cocktail
Mind Over Minjeong Mule
This cocktail is bright and a bit chaotic, just like someone who’ll almost uninstall the banking app to download Clash Royale (“to quase tendo q desinstalar o aplicativo do banco no meu celular p liberar memoria pra baixar clash royale”) and then complain about February being a made‑up month (“fevereiro mes inventado”). The passionfruit vodka channels their intense parasocial love and K‑idol devotion (“relacao parassocial c a karina”, “minha namorada”). Coca‑Zero reduction syrup nods to them missing soda but trying to be healthier (“saudade de tomar coca zero mas parei de tomar refrigerante”), giving sweetness with a deliberately ‘artificial’ twist. Lime juice adds tart realism from all the small daily annoyances, like broken chargers and annoying piercings (“meu carregador decidindo quebrar so quando to sem dinheiro”, “eu n aguento mais meu piercing da orelha so serve p me estressar”). Ginger beer brings a fizzy kick that matches their humor and constant storytelling (“eu voltando do mercado e encontrando c meu ex namoradinho d infancia q virou traficante e ele dando em cima de mim nao to acreditando nisso nao”), while edible silver glitter is the sparkle of self‑aware main‑character energy in their “edit of my life” vibe (“edit da minha vida”) and their simple but confident bio, “mind over matter”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a soft, affectionate side and a focus on relationships and care, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They gush over dogs and pugs with tweets like “amo todos os cachorros do mundo” and “pug filhotinho top coisas q eu sou mais apaixonada no mundo”, and they openly cherish friends and mutuals, as in “feliz aniversário @4winrina 🤍” and “feliz aniversario meu amor @winlesbica 🤍”. Their willingness to care for others shows up in everyday life too, like cooking for their dad in “meu pai pedindo p eu fazer meu macarrao pq ele gosta to me sentindo especial” and dealing patiently (if tiredly) with the kid they look after in “nao to me aguentando acordada e a crianca me chamando pra brincar”. Even when frustrated, they default to humor rather than cruelty, such as joking about being canhota ruining things in “ser canhota as vezes estraga tanto minha vida” or their ENEM situation in “um monte de gente na tl falando d enem e eu so vou poder ver minha nota daq 2 meses”, which aligns more with patient, self-deprecating Hufflepuff energy than ambitious Slytherin or glory-seeking Gryffindor. While they enjoy media, jokes, and parasocial stanning (e.g. “relacao parassocial c a karina”), there’s no strong drive for prestige or intellectual elitism; instead, the timeline centers warmth, small acts of care, and emotional loyalty, all hallmarks of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
teenage dream - Katy Perry
A well-fitting song for @yjmcalcinha is teenage dream because their timeline radiates intense, chaotic, very teenage energy: joking about school and ENEM while wanting to skip it for a BTS show in “to doida p conseguir ingresso pro dia 31 do show do bangtan e ter uma desculpa pra faltar no enem”, and proudly stating “tenho 16 !!”. The song’s mix of romantic idealization and playful drama fits their parasocial crushes and declarations like “relacao parassocial c a karina” and “minha namorada”. There’s also that dreamy, cinematic vibe in tweets such as “edit da minha vida” and “qria ter escrito essa musica”, which mirrors the song’s feeling of life as a movie-like romance. Even their mixture of self-deprecating humor and big feelings – from “como pode nada dar certo na minha vida pqp” to loving dogs and family in “amo todos os cachorros do mundo” and “minha vida :( te amo tanto” – aligns with the dramatic, heartfelt, yet fun tone of the song. Overall, teenage dream captures their mix of crushes, fandom, coming-of-age chaos, and romanticized everyday moments.
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