Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical fan: Breaks down performances and roles in detail, like discussing Noriega’s original position and testing him as DM in multiple tweets such as “quarta feira é testar o Noriega de volante dnv, jogando contra um time mais forte pois até agr tá bem dms”.
- Passionate supporter: Shows strong emotional investment in teams and players, e.g., celebrating goals with all-caps enthusiasm in “FERMIN LOPEZ EU TE AMO MEU GOAT” and “AMUZU EU TE AMO PQPQ MELHOR BELGA DO MUNDO”.
- Media-engaged: Engages thoughtfully with series and films, praising narrative choices and character work in tweets like “reassisti o episódio sete de percy jackson, gosto muito do que a série está fazendo com a Clarisse” and comparing endings in “final da temporada 2 > final do livro mar de monstros”.
- Fair-minded critic: Can recognize positives even in flawed situations, such as noting Casadó is “sólido” while not exaggerating his performance in “tô falando, Casadó sólido no jogo, não é nenhuma partidaça mas está sólido”.
- Empathetic observer: Shows concern for others’ treatment and player well-being, e.g., defending a girl being attacked for a film choice in “os comentários daqui são surreais, a menina recomendou um filme…” and cautioning about Monsalve’s injury risk in “não adianta apressar e arriscar lesão dnv”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward teams and players, such as “tem que bater mesmo pau no cu do juventude” and calling Atlético a “time maldito” in “abriu o açougue em Barcelona vsfd time maldito esse do Atlético”.
- Player-bashing: Often labels players as useless or ‘aposentado em atividade’ like Marcos Rocha, Weverton, Lewandowski, and Kannemann in tweets such as “Kannemann em 2026 não dá, é inviável, aposentado em atividade”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings quickly between love and frustration with teams and players, e.g., getting ‘iludido’ with a comeback then raging about defensive errors in “adivinha quem já começou a se iludir com uma virada” followed by harsh criticism in subsequent match tweets.
- Overgeneralization tendency: Makes sweeping judgments like preferring “11 Noriega” over another player in “Prefiro 11 Noriega em campo do que 1 Gustavo Martins na zaga” or declaring Cancelo has a “aura do fracassado” in “a aura do fracassado do Cancelo afetando até o coitado do Joan Garcia”.
- Negativity bias: Focuses heavily on flaws and mistakes—lateral problems, old players, bad transfers—such as long rants on right-backs in “focam muito em meio campista… esquecem do maior demônio desse time que é a lateral direita” and repeated mocking of Marcos Rocha and Weverton across multiple tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is passionate, analytical, and intense about the things she loves. Like Lisa obsessing over jazz or school projects, this user goes deep into their interests, especially football and Barcelona, breaking down tactics and players with detail, as in “sinceramente, a contratação de um lateral direito que venha pra ser titular é mais importante do que as das outras posições, não dá pra ir pra jogo com João Pedro que mal aguenta o primeiro tempo e o aposentado em atividade do Marcos Rocha”. They also show a thoughtful, media‑literate side, carefully evaluating series adaptations and films, for example “reassisti o episódio sete de percy jackson, gosto muito do que a série está fazendo com a Clarisse, ela não é só uma '' valentona '' que implicou com o percy, ela tem seus problemas, suas inseguranças e etc” and “final da temporada 2 > final do livro mar de monstros tudo que construíram e fizeram em torno da Thalia foi bem mais interessante”. Like Lisa’s mix of idealism and exasperation, they balance affection with sharp criticism, praising players such as “FERMIN LOPEZ EU TE AMO MEU GOAT” while bluntly calling others “aposentado em atividade” or reacting to nonsense with lines like “os comentários daqui são surreais”. Their love for reading and storytelling also echoes Lisa’s bookish side, shown when they celebrate finally getting all the Percy Jackson books in “depois de oito fuckin anos consegui por as mãos em todos os livros de percy jackson e os olimpianos [...] vou aproveitar e reler”. Overall, the combination of strong opinions, detailed analysis, and a clear, nerdy enthusiasm for their favorite media and teams makes Lisa the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their tweets are mostly about media (football, Percy Jackson, films) and personal thoughts rather than parties or socializing, and when they mention people it’s usually parasocial (players, creators) or very low‑key, like “my wonder woman”, not seeking big social attention. Their focus on analysis and patterns over raw sensory detail suggests intuition (N): they repeatedly generalize from specific matches to broader trends, e.g. “acho que o kounde pra toda temporada boa que ele tem, na próxima ele tem que ter uma ruim, parece ser de lei” and critique discourse culture in “mais chato que os tal dos ' cult ' só os 'anti cults'”. They lean strongly thinking (T): arguments are framed in terms of performance and logic even when emotional, like the structured criticism of squad building in “a contratação de um lateral direito que venha pra ser titular é mais importante... não dá pra ir pra jogo com João Pedro... e o aposentado em atividade do Marcos Rocha”, and their film/series takes are analytical, e.g. “tudo que construíram e fizeram em torno da Thalia foi bem mais interessante... o problema sempre vai ser o tempo de duração”. Their tone is blunt and unsentimental ("aposentado em atividade", "bagre", “pagar tudo isso pra ver jogo de gauchão vai tomar no cu”), which is characteristic of T over F. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: they frequently react in‑the‑moment to matches with spontaneous swings of emotion and expectation—“adivinha quem já começou a se iludir com uma virada” followed by “7+ dá pra chorar um empate”—and their interests jump fluidly between Barça, Grêmio, women’s football, Percy Jackson, films, TikTok discourse, and even electricity issues without any rigidly planned structure. Their critical, analytic, and slightly detached style, combined with introversion and flexible, reactive tweeting, fits best with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If The Darjeeling Limited was your favorite of the four, can I be the unexpected extra passenger on your next Wes Anderson rewatch? I promise my color palette will match your Barça jersey.
- You say Lewandowski is aposentado and Cancelo has aura de fracassado… good thing I’m neither a 9 nor a lateral. How about I prove I’m more reliable than Marcos Rocha on your right side at a Barça match?
- You defending Fermin, Ferran and Casadó while screaming ‘FERMIN LOPEZ EU TE AMO MEU GOAT’ is exactly my vibe. Can I be the next underrated signing in your life that you end up defending on the timeline at 2 AM?
- Since you finally got all the Percy Jackson books after eight years, how about we start a reread pact: every golaço do Barça or Grêmio, one chapter together? By the time Yamal lifts another trophy, we’ll be at least in The Titan’s Curse and maybe each other’s.
- You hating linha alta em 2026 and calling Atlético a açougue tells me you appreciate good defense and zero violência—so let me mark you de perto: tight coverage, gentle touches, and no reckless fouls, only soft kisses and well-timed assists.
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Barcelona & Grêmio tactics overthinker, Percy Jackson re-reader, film ranter. Once mistook left for right for 90 minutes straight and still yelled ‘GOLAÇO’.– @ykschumi
Your signature cocktail
Visca Ferran Fizz
The overproof rum matches their high-octane matchday energy, like screaming “GOLAÇO DO MONSALVE VAMO PORRA” and “FERMIN LOPEZ EU TE AMO MEU GOAT”. Brazilian guava juice nods to their Brazilian football heart and sweet loyalty to Barça and Grêmio, from “4x0, não tem jeito, Barcelona manda nessa joça” to defending Casadó in “tô falando, Casadó sólido no jogo”. A dash of bitters represents the constant rants about washed players and bad decisions like “Lewandowski aposentado em campo, goat plmd se aposenta” and “Kannemann em 2026 não dá, é inviável”. Sparkling tonic water brings in their analytical, bubbly commentary on tactics and casting, such as the detailed Percy Jackson takes in “final da temporada 2 > final do livro mar de monstros” and “gosto muito do que a série está fazendo com a Clarisse”. The smoked salt rim reflects their slightly cynical, roasted edge when calling out bad signings and dangerous play, like “sem condições, o objetivo do Atlético de Madrid é lesionar alguém do Barcelona” and “focam muito em meio campista… esquecem do maior demônio desse time que é a lateral direita”. Overall it’s a strong, bittersweet, and experimental drink—just like someone who tweets “ferranpilled” in their bio and lives every game like a final.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show strong Gryffindor-style passion and impulsiveness, especially in how intensely they react in the moment to football and entertainment. They constantly express fiery, gut-level emotions without holding back, like yelling in all caps about goals — for example, “GOLAÇO DO MONSALVE VAMO PORRA” and “CARLOS VINICIUS EU TE AMO PQPQPQP”. They also have a clear instinct to "stand up" for what they think is right or fair, defending a girl being attacked for liking an old Armenian film in “os comentários daqui são surreais, a menina recomendou um filme... mais chato que os tal dos ' cult ' só os 'anti cults'...”. Their criticism of club decisions and players is framed as moral frustration and courage to call things out, like “Kannemann em 2026 não dá, é inviável, aposentado em atividade” and “focam muito em meio campista... esquecem do maior demônio desse time que é a lateral direita, sem condições nenhuma Marcos Rocha, João Pedro então muito menos”. Even outside football, they take bold stances on adaptations and media, such as openly critiquing a hyped movie in “dá pra saber que o filme é horrível quando o tiktok trata como o supremaço da arte...”. The mix of emotional intensity, quick reactions, and willingness to defend their views and people being treated unfairly aligns more with Gryffindor’s bold, hot-blooded temperament than the quieter traits of the other houses.
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Your song
We Are the Champions - Queen
A fitting song for @ykschumi is “We Are the Champions” by Queen, because their timeline mixes intense passion for football with a constant fight against frustration and adversity. They celebrate big wins with all-caps euphoria, like “4x0, não tem jeito, Barcelona manda nessa joça” and “AMUZU EU TE AMO PQPQ MELHOR BELGA DO MUNDO”, echoing the triumphant, defiant tone of the song’s chorus. At the same time, they’re constantly battling through bad players, bad management, and bad refereeing, complaining about people like Cancelo and Lewandowski in tweets such as “Lewandowski aposentado em campo, goat plmd se aposenta ou sai pra arábia” and “o cancelo não consegue jogar contra um time em último colocado”. This mix of suffering and resilience matches the song’s theme of enduring struggles but still claiming victory: they criticize their teams harshly, yet never stop supporting them, as seen in hopeful messages like “perdeu, mas também não dá pra se desesperar, luiz castro testando e rodando elenco, vamos aguardar os próximos jogos”. Their devotion to Barça and Grêmio, summed up in the bio “#viscabarça” and their constant live reactions, fits perfectly with a song about fans and fighters who refuse to give up and insist they’ll be champions in the end.
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