Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative humor: Uses surreal, meme-like jokes and scenarios, e.g. “me working at phone store: ok your new phone will be 24 dollars a month old man: dies me: bruh” and “Five Nights At Diddys.”.
- Artistic drive: Openly pushes their art and skills, e.g. “I WILL DRAW YOUR OC FOR MONEY PLZ DM ME PLZ DM ME PLZ DM M E HERE IS MY ART” and “I will draw literally anything for money i’m broke and need food plz”.
- Emotional honesty: Shares vulnerability and loneliness directly, e.g. “for the first time in a while, i’m alone” and “I have no real connections on this earth cuz all I am is a walking hush of flesh and sorrow”.
- Loyal friend: Expresses strong affection for friends, e.g. “IM FILLED WITH LOVE AND JOY AND I LOVE MY FRIENDS OK” and missing people they talked to irl, e.g. “i loved that guy ye was like one person i talked to irl”.
- Social awareness: Engages with political and social issues (Palestine, veterans, NSFW, Israel/US), e.g. bio note “I AM ARAB 🇵🇸” and critiques like “there are folks from liverpool who hate the us and israel more than hamas does”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent use of slurs and insults like “bicyclists when it’s time to do their 9 5 of being blind and retarded” and “THIS GUY HATES fаԍԍоτѕ”.
- Aggressive hostility: Jokes repeatedly involve killing or violence, e.g. “like i’ll kill you if i have to” and “just kill him”, which can alienate others.
- Self-destructive thoughts: Open suicidal ideation, e.g. “i’m going to kill myself soon this is my cry for help i am so defeated” and “To Die Is To Be Worth It”, signals serious emotional struggle.
- Low self-worth: Repeatedly frames themselves as worthless or broken, e.g. “I have no real connections on this earth cuz all I am is a walking hush of flesh and sorrow” and “i dont even know, god im such a screw up.”.
- Polarizing negativity: Tends to dismiss or attack groups and media harshly, e.g. “ongezellig is media made for edgy 15 year olds that nobody will care for like ok bro we get it you’re retarded we don’t care” and “this would be a pretty good fan oc if not for that yk”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, darkly funny teenager who mixes edgy jokes with flashes of vulnerability. They constantly troll and provoke, using abrasive humor and slurs much like Bart’s transgressive pranks, e.g. “bicyclists when it’s time to do their 9 5 of being blind and retarded” and “THIS GUY HATES fаԍԍоτѕ”. At the same time, they show sudden, almost whiplash shifts into sincerity and affection, like “IM FILLED WITH LOVE AND JOY AND I LOVE MY FRIENDS OK” and their desperation to get art commissions in “I will draw literally anything for money i’m broke and need food plz”. Beneath the mischief, there’s a strong streak of loneliness and self-loathing that echoes Bart’s sadder episodes, such as “I have no real connections on this earth cuz all I am is a walking hush of flesh and sorrow” and their repeated suicidal ideation in “i’m going to kill myself soon this is my cry for help i am so defeated”. Like Bart, they perform being a jester for attention and defense, while clearly craving love, validation, and a sense of belonging.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) much more than Extrovert: they repeatedly express loneliness and lack of connection, e.g. “I have no real connections on this earth cuz all I am is a walking hush of flesh and sorrow” and “i didn’t text none of my friends first today and i’ve gotten a total of 0 dms”, and they often tweet from a place of isolation or late-night rumination like “Can’t sleep” rather than about parties or large social circles. Their style favors Intuition (N) over concrete sensing: they like exaggerated, conceptual phrasing and metaphors such as “No One Is Coming To Save You”, “To Die Is To Be Worth It”, and surreal lines like “all i am is a walking hush of flesh and sorrow”, focusing on meanings and themes rather than specific sensory details. Despite heavy sarcasm and dark humor, their core reactions are value- and emotion-centric, pointing to Feeling (F): they talk about wanting love and beauty (“is love too much to ask for”, “I want to be beautiful”), feeling hurt by others’ mockery (“yeh let’s laugh at my mic cuz i can’t afford new airpods O.K.”), and even when critiquing others they often embed moral judgments about who "deserves" what (“some people just don’t really deserve life man”, “veterans telling us how they’re the victims…”). Their life appears chaotic and reactive rather than structured, consistent with Perceiving (P): they mention being broke and scrambling for commissions (“I will draw literally anything for money i’m broke and need food plz”, “I WILL DRAW YOUR OC FOR MONEY PLZ DM ME”); they oscillate emotionally from “IM FILLED WITH LOVE AND JOY AND I LOVE MY FRIENDS OK” to “i’m going to kill myself soon this is my cry for help”, which feels spontaneous and unplanned rather than measured. Taken together—introspective loneliness, metaphor-heavy and existential posting, emotionally driven value judgments, and a very unstructured, in-the-moment lifestyle—INFP is the closest MBTI fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d ‘draw literally anything for money’ because you’re broke and need food… if I commission a piece of us together, does that count as feeding two birds with one scone?
- You keep tweeting ‘I want to be beautiful’ and ‘am I desirable’ like you’re not the main character in an Object Show episode called Inanimate Sensation: The One Where Ymmmm Accidentally Steals My Heart.
- You said ‘for the first time in a while, I’m alone’ and ‘all my friends are on call and I’m busy doing nothing’ — consider this a very serious, highly educated guess that my DMs should be your next call.
- As a fellow hater of AI videos (that tweet about laughing then realizing it’s AI was too real), I promise I’m 100% human-generated affection, no filters, no deepfake — just me trying to riz up the heroic Arab legend from Johnson.
- You joke about being a ‘walking hush of flesh and sorrow’ and posting ‘Super Kill Yourself World,’ but you also spam love for your friends and say you’re filled with joy — I kinda want to be the plot twist where you realize someone actually chooses you first.
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Your new Twitter bio
Arab kid from Johnson drawing OCs to afford snacks. Once laughed at an AI video for 3 minutes before realizing it wasn’t real. DMs open for commissions.– @YobbleMcdobbles
Your signature cocktail
The JesterMaxx Neurotic Negroni
The overproof dark rum is for their unfiltered, high‑octane chaos and willingness to say the wild part out loud, like “THIS GUY HATES fаԍԍоτѕ” and “some people just don’t really deserve life man”. The bitter amaro captures their hater era and sharp, political-edgy side, seen in posts like “there are folks from liverpool who hate the us and israel more than hamas does” and “veterans telling us how they’re the victims of a war...”. Sour cherry juice is the emo tartness under the jokes, echoing “I have no real connections on this earth cuz all I am is a walking hush of flesh and sorrow” and “To Die Is To Be Worth It”. The honey syrup represents the genuine warmth and love they still have for friends and art, like “IM FILLED WITH LOVE AND JOY AND I LOVE MY FRIENDS OK” and their desperate commissions in “I WILL DRAW YOUR OC FOR MONEY PLZ DM ME...”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt nods to the lingering heaviness and suicidal ideation—smoke and sting in the finish—seen in “i’m going to kill myself soon this is my cry for help i am so defeated” and the haunting “No One Is Coming To Save You”, making this a strong, bitter-sweet, experimental twist on a classic—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: ambition, edge, and ruthless self-preservation. Their willingness to say harsh, unpopular things for impact—like calling out people and groups with lines such as “autism sure is a spectrum” or “some people just don’t really deserve life man”—suggests a comfort with conflict and controversy rather than the empathy of Hufflepuff. They’re also openly transactional and pragmatic about their skills, repeatedly advertising their art with survival-focused urgency: “I will draw literally anything for money i’m broke and need food plz” and “I WILL DRAW YOUR OC FOR MONEY PLZ DM ME PLZ DM ME PLZ DM M E HERE IS MY ART”. At the same time, they show sharp, often cruel wit and a tendency to attack perceived weakness, as in “this would be a pretty good fan oc if not for that yk” and “THIS SHIT IS ASS JUST GIVE UP”, which fits Slytherin’s cutting, results-oriented mindset more than Gryffindor’s idealism. Their darker self-focus and survival instinct appear in posts like “To Die Is To Be Worth It” and “No One Is Coming To Save You”, showing a bleak, self-reliant worldview that aligns with Slytherin’s emphasis on looking out for oneself and pushing through a hostile world. While they have brief flashes of warmth—such as “IM FILLED WITH LOVE AND JOY AND I LOVE MY FRIENDS OK”—their dominant pattern of abrasive humor, survival-driven hustling, and unapologetic edge is most consistent with Slytherin.
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Numb - Linkin Park
A song that fits them well is Numb by Linkin Park, because so many of their tweets mix self-hatred and exhaustion with a desire to be seen and loved. They talk about feeling isolated and disconnected, like when they say “I have no real connections on this earth cuz all I am is a walking hush of flesh and sorrow” and “for the first time in a while, i’m alone”. There’s also a recurring wish to be beautiful and desirable, echoing the song’s themes of not living up to expectations: “I just wanna be beautiful” and “I want to be beautiful”. Their darker posts, like “Super Kill Yourself World” and repeated suicidal ideation such as “i’m going to kill myself soon this is my cry for help i am so defeated”, match the song’s sense of emotional overload and hopelessness. Even when they joke or lash out, there’s an undercurrent of being worn down by expectations and life itself, which Numb captures almost perfectly.
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