Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted Parent: Frequently expresses affection for their children, such as “Golfing with my kid!” and praising their manners.
- Community Driven: Organizes inclusive social events like “Amy vesselfest” and New Year's celebrations for their kingdom.
- Academic Effort: Shows personal growth and discipline by “studying EVER” for the first time.
- Analytical Mindset: Dedicates significant time to research, evidenced by creating a massive presentation on EXE analysis.
- Loyal Sibling: Openly declares “I love all my siblings” and maintains strong family ties.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Aggression: Admits to violent overreactions, like stabbing Kofuku 12 times over a food delivery order.
- Cruel Tendencies: Finds amusement in torturing others, specifically hosting a raffle to “dip Alan in tar!”.
- Reckless Disregard: Confesses to deleting important entities like “2017X” by complete accident.
- Short Temper: Easily frustrated by domestic noises, complaining about kids “yelling like a MF”.
- Provocative Behavior: Admitted to using content specifically for “ragebait” to antagonize their followers.
Your Simpsons character
Krusty the Clown
Like Krusty, Yokubothefreak balances a public persona with a cynical, often chaotic personal life involving high-stakes drama and dark humor. They exhibit a blend of professional commitment to a 'brand' or role—seen in their title as the “X’s 7th 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 guardian”—while frequently engaging in reckless behavior like “hurling snowballs at Alan” or hosting a raffle to “dip Alan in tar!”. Both characters oscillate between being a mentor figure for youth and being utterly overwhelmed by them, as seen when they yell, “somebody babysit these little niggas”. Ultimately, their life in The Void mirrors Krusty's show-business fatigue, mixing moments of being “majesticcccc” with a gritty, unfiltered reality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Yokubo demonstrates Extroversion (E) through constant interaction and social hosting, notably inviting others to “Hurling snowballs at Alan and Amy vesselfest” and frequently engaging with 'chat'. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their interest in 'philosophical type shit' and abstract theorizing, such as creating a “massive presentation for EXE analysis”. They lean toward Thinking (T) with a blunt, irreverent communication style, often using dark humor or logic-based ragebait, as seen when they state, “YES I’m using this to ragebait, no I don’t care if you call me gay”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their spontaneous and chaotic lifestyle, admitting they are “studying EVER bro I feel like such a fucking chud”, suggesting a preference for improvisation over rigid structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you about to dip me in tar? Because I’d love to be the one you raffle off just to spend two hours stuck to you.
- If I DoorDash some FapDonalds to the house, will you promise to stab me with your attention instead of 12 times?
- Forget the Mirror at the end of the hallway—if you're looking for something majestic to gaze at in X’s castle, I’m right here.
- I heard you’re the 7th Freaky Guardian, but you can be the number one guardian of my heart whenever we’re in The Void.
- You don't need a PowerPoint presentation to explain your desires to me; I've already 'appealed' to the idea of being yours.
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X’s 7th Guardian. Once tried to study for five minutes and felt like a total chud. Managing the kingdom of Noctem and parenting my son from the skies. Stay freaky.– @Yokubothefreak
Your signature cocktail
The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓓𝓸𝓶 Fizz
This experimental cocktail embodies the chaotic energy of a guardian who is 'new to parenting' yet spends their time ‘Hurling snowballs at Alan’. The floral syrup captures his romantic side, specifically when his wife ‘reeks of flowers’, while the heavy cream represents his internal struggle of feeling ‘like such a fucking chud’ while studying. Served with a ‘Brewing’ dry ice smoke, it mirrors the dark aesthetic of a man who celebrates ‘Freedom’ and the rebuilding of kingdoms. It’s a strong, complex drink for someone who admits ‘I look bad asf ngl’ while watching the world from the skies.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Yokubo demonstrates the Slytherin traits of leadership and resourcefulness, specifically through their self-appointed status as a “7th 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 guardian” and their role in managing the kingdom of Noctem. They exhibit a sense of superiority and ambition, as seen in their analytical efforts to categorize others in a massive project: “IT IS DONE... ANY REQUESTS FOR EXE ANALYSIS IN REPLIES”. Their self-preservation and cunning are evident when they deflect blame onto others, stating, “This want my idea to lure someone into the game… It was Kyofu”. Furthermore, their pride and occasional disregard for others' well-being, such as when they joke about “dipping Alan in tar”, align with the darker, more assertive side of Slytherin house.
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Father of All... - Green Day
The track’s chaotic energy and themes of parental guidance through a twisted lens perfectly match Yokubo’s bio, where they identify as a “new to parenting” guardian in a dark world. The lyrics' focus on survival and internal conflict mirrors their role-play narrative, specifically when they describe “traversing the old halls, looking for something... yet I only see a mirror” in search of purpose. Their mix of violent humor, such as when they “just stabbed Kofuku 12 times”, and genuine protective instincts for their “son” reflects the song's manic, punk-rock spirit. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a chaotic entity trying to navigate the responsibilities of being a “freaky guardian” while maintaining a high-energy, unpredictable online persona.
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