Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Frequently verbalizes feelings openly, from frustration (“NAONAONAONAONAONAONAONAO”) to happiness (“tô genuinamente feliz agr”).
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and absurdity for jokes, like mocking situations with friends (“mãe vc prefere pagar a terapia ou o crematório”) and school moments (“vai toma no cu biologia, 4 décimos.”).
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward friends, e.g. calling someone “meu duo fr” (“malu meu duo fr”) and openly saying “TE AMO EMI”.
- Fandom-passionate: Engages intensely with media and games, from finishing Shingeki (“finalmente acabei shingeki”) to loving Life is Strange (“quero jogar lis 24/7 dnv”) and hyping Arcane (“essa segunda temp de arcane vai ser do caralho puta merda”).
- Self-aware: Recognizes own behavior and consequences, like regretting sleeping in class (“o arrependimento de ter dormido em 90% das aulas desse cara bateu mt forte”) and joking about future bad choices (“deus q me perdoe vou dormir em todas as aulas amanhã”).
Weaknesses:
- Profanity-heavy: Relies heavily on swearing in conflict or emphasis, such as “vai se fude cala boca porra” and “enfia uma tora no seu cu porra”.
- Impulsive anger: Reacts strongly and explosively to annoyances, like calling the brother a “[CUZAO]” (“terminaram DNV pq o meu irmão é um CUZAO”) and venting harshly about classmates (“fica de mimimi no tt e chega na escola pra ficar toda amiguinha coladinha vai se fude”).
- Pessimistic: Often frames situations negatively, calling days or things “inferno” (“inferno”), “merda” (“merda”), and labeling Sunday as the worst day (“nao tem dia pior dq domingo”).
- Academic avoidance: Admits to sleeping in most classes (“dormido em 90% das aulas desse cara”) and planning to sleep in all of them again (“vou dormir em todas as aulas amanhã”), despite caring about grades (“quero ver a prova q vai acabar com essa sequência de nota boa”).
- Self-destructive humor: Uses extreme or dark jokes about coping, like choosing between therapy or cremation (“mãe vc prefere pagar a terapia ou o crematório”) and saying “NUNCA MAIS BEBO” after overdrinking (“vomitei até a minha alma puta q pariu”).
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This account most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, funny, and constantly oscillating between trouble and genuine affection. The user swears a lot, vents about school, and complains about Sundays, like in "nao tem dia pior dq domingo", which fits Bart’s dramatic hatred of routine and boredom. Their attitude toward friends and social drama is aggressively blunt and troll-ish, seen in "fica de mimimi no tt e chega na escola pra ficar toda amiguinha coladinha vai se fude cala boca porra" and "“ai eu tenho que ser a melhor amiga do meu namorado 😭😭” enfia uma tora no seu cu porra", echoing Bart’s tendency to call people out and stir chaos. There’s also a streak of juvenile humor and mischief, like "o mlk vira um copo inteiro de whisky e não sabe pq ficou bebado rápido vaisefude" and "no fatídico dia q tu sai sem a porra da chave os fdp decidem trancar a merda da porta", which feels very Bart-getting-into-trouble-core. Still, underneath the snark they show affection for friends and family, like "TE AMO EMI" and "ai tu chega em casa e vê o teu pai chorando de rir com algum reel do casimiro", mirroring how Bart secretly cares a lot about the people around him.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extrovert (E) than introvert: they constantly reference friends and social chaos, e.g. calling out school drama in "fica de mimimi no tt e chega na escola pra ficar toda amiguinha coladinha vai se fude cala boca porra" and complaining about calls with friends in "acho q ir call com o ga e o vini é a pior coisa que pode acontecer com um ser humano", suggesting a life centered around people and interaction. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition (N): they jump quickly between fandoms (Shingeki, Arcane, Life is Strange) and abstract takes like "ler mensagem favoritada é o castigo supremo do inferno" and melodramatic metaphors such as "mãe vc prefere pagar a terapia ou o crematório", focusing more on interpretations and vibes than concrete details. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: reactions are emotional and value‑laden—ranting about relationships in "vini me troca por valorant." and "“ai eu tenho que ser a melhor amiga do meu namorado 😭😭” enfia uma tora no seu cu porra", being upset about dogs in films in "NÃO MATEM CACHORROS NOS FILMES CARAAAA", and fiercely defending artists or shows. Their lifestyle and language show strong Perceiving (P): they’re messy, impulsive, and last‑minute—"ixi vacilei" in "ixi vacilei", complaining about grades and sleeping in class in "o arrependimento de ter dormido em 90% das aulas desse cara bateu mt forte meudeus" and "deus q me perdoe vou dormir em todas as aulas amanhã", and treating plans (tests, drinking, bets) as chaotic adventures. The overall picture is of an energetic, socially plugged‑in, emotionally expressive, fandom‑loving chaotic person who lives by vibes and spontaneity, which fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you finished Shingeki, hate Sunday, and still chose to stay alive after that finale… if you can survive ‘vogel im käfig’ feelings, maybe you can survive a date with me too.
- You said ‘fourth of july is as bad as cigarette daydream’ — controversial, but I’m willing to forgive that hot take if we spend an evening building that IKEA‑from‑hell date setup you quoted.
- You, scared of Isabel, yelling about biologia for 4 décimos, and still ‘genuinely happy rn’ sometimes… I don’t want the aesthetic version of you, I want the one who overdosed on whisky, swore ‘NUNCA MAIS BEBO’, and laughs at Casimiro reels with your dad.
- Since you dream about zeroing a math test, cry over Life is Strange, and call a gay + a lesbian ‘the beautiful couple’ — statistically speaking, the probability of you falling for me is at least higher than you getting your key on the day they lock the door.
- You complain about Mercúrio retrógrado, Arcane S2 casting, and Max’s new design — let’s compromise: we watch Arcane, play Life is Strange, I hold your hand when they try to kill a dog in a movie, and you can yell ‘PUTA Q PARIU’ into my shoulder instead of on the timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Professional overthinker, part-time anime finisher & exam survivor. Once aced a test after pulling an all-nighter playing Life is Strange.– @yoolalaoplong
Your signature cocktail
Lalalalagarita do Inferno Quarto Minguante
This cocktail hits like a chaotic group call with ga and vini: loud, a bit toxic, but unforgettable—very in line with “acho q ir call com o ga e o vini é a pior coisa que pode acontecer com um ser humano”. The silver tequila is for the unfiltered, swear-filled core of their personality, from “vai se fude cala boca porra” to “enfia uma tora no seu cu porra”. Grapefruit and lime add that bittersweet teen angst that shows up in “nao tem dia pior dq domingo” and music opinions like “fourth of july é tão ruim quanto cigarette daydream”. The bitter aperitif stands for their chronic frustration and drama—see “mãe vc prefere pagar a terapia ou o crematório” and “vai toma no cu biologia, 4 décimos.”. The chili-salt rim is their sharp, spicy humor, as in “mãe vc prefere pagar a terapia ou o crematório” and “me da um tiro mas não fica imitando som de vômito do meu lado”. Finally, the splash of blue curaçao nods to their nerdy, pop-culture side—finishing Shingeki in “finalmente acabei shingeki” and hyping “essa segunda temp de arcane vai ser do caralho puta merda”—and to the chaotic chant of “lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala” that colors everything they do.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style bluntness, reactivity, and willingness to confront people. For example, they call out fake behavior directly in "fica de mimimi no tt e chega na escola pra ficar toda amiguinha coladinha vai se fude cala boca porra", which shows a confrontational courage rather than passive resentment. Their humor is loud, chaotic, and impulsive, like "plot twist tomamos 1,2L" and "o mlk vira um copo inteiro de whisky e não sabe pq ficou bebado rápido vaisefude", fitting the reckless, live-in-the-moment streak common in Gryffindors. They also react dramatically and passionately to media and events, as in "NÃO MATEM CACHORROS NOS FILMES CARAAAA" and "essa segunda temp de arcane vai ser do caralho puta merda", suggesting a big-hearted, intense personality. Even their complaints, such as "mãe vc prefere pagar a terapia ou o crematório" and "nem FODENDO q eu tive q ir pra igreja DNV pra rezar TERÇO", are framed in bold, provocative ways rather than quiet, strategic ones, pointing more to hot-blooded Gryffindor energy than to the calculated style of Slytherin or the reserved nature of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
The song Teen Idle fits them because it channels chaotic teenage angst, dark humor, and emotional whiplash in the same way their timeline does. They swing between nihilistic jokes and genuine overwhelm, like when they say “mãe vc prefere pagar a terapia ou o crematório” and “NUNCA MAIS BEBO”, mirroring the song’s mix of self-destruction and self-awareness. Their bio “vogel im kafig” (bird in a cage) also echoes the trapped, disenchanted youth vibe of the song. Tweets like “nao tem dia pior dq domingo” and “vai toma no cu biologia, 4 décimos.” show the same frustrated, dramatic energy MARINA taps into. Even their messy, romantic/queer chaos in posts like “o lindo casal de um viado com uma lesbica” and “vai deus joga lesbica saindo da friendzone joga morte de conselho joga porradaria joga reconciliação de irmãs” lines up with the song’s conflicted, performative coming-of-age narrative.
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