Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Talent: Zie refers to himself as the "goat" and announces the launch of a “comm sheet”, indicating he is a freelance illustrator.
- Loyal Friend: He frequently tags friends and expresses deep appreciation for them, stating that “amizades sao o bem do ser humano”.
- Financial Accountability: He shows genuine excitement and emotional relief over having a “nome limpo” (clear credit) for the first time since turning 18.
- Passionate Fan: He is deeply dedicated to his interests, ranging from K-pop group Stray Kids to medical dramas like Grey's Anatomy.
- Transparent Communicator: Zie is openly honest about his feelings and physical state, even joking about being “travadasso” after 20 hours without sleep.
Weaknesses:
- Low Stress Tolerance: He admits to crying frequently, noting a record of “0 dias” without crying at his workplace.
- Impulsive Speech: Zie describes himself as “mt bocudo” (big-mouthed), admitting he wouldn't be able to stay quiet in a reality show setting.
- Short Temper: His feed is full of aggressive reactions to minor inconveniences, such as wanting to “queima essa porra de empresa” over a banking issue.
- Escapist Tendencies: When overwhelmed, he expresses a strong “vontade de fugir” or uses “serie ruim” as an excuse to cry.
- Digital Dependency: He experiences significant distress over technical issues, describing a manga site being down as an “umbral” (purgatory).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Zie mirrors Lisa Simpson through their passionate fandom and strong sense of justice, often expressing intense emotional reactions to media and social dynamics. Just like Lisa, they are highly vocal about their frustrations with others' lack of intelligence or personality, tweeting, “gringos burros pra caralho impressionante”. They possess a sensitive, artistic soul—frequently crying over TV shows or music—and a biting wit, as seen when they criticize Big Brother Brazil contestants: “eles sao mt chatos sem personalidade e so sabem ficar falando mal”. Despite their cynical edge, Zie shares Lisa's deep appreciation for friendship and emotional connection, once noting, “amizades sao o bem do ser humano ne”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Zie exhibits a high level of Extraversion (E) through their constant, expressive engagement with online communities, live-tweeting Big Brother Brasil (BBB), and sharing personal updates like “mutuals estou ruivo e tals”. They show Intuition (N) by diving into fanfiction, tarot, and complex tropes, often looking for deeper narrative connections as seen when they mention “vou tirar no tarot” to solve dilemmas. Their Feeling (F) preference is dominant, as they process the world through intense emotional reactions, frequently stating “estamos a 0 dias sem chorar no trabalho” and making decisions based on personal values and empathy for their idols. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their spontaneous, unfiltered posting style and their struggle with rigid structures, such as when they complain that “o shuffle do spotify EH UMA MERDA” or impulsively stay up for 20 hours to make jokes.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a commission sheet from the GOAT? Because I’ve been staying tuned and you’re looking like the most elite work of art I've ever seen.
- I promise I’m nothing like the doctors on Grey’s Anatomy—I’ll never let my personal life get in the way of giving you all my attention.
- Is your name Salonpas? Because everyone says you're fake news, but I still want to see if you can take away all my tension.
- Forget the Disney characters and the plants in the BBB house; I’d much rather spend 20 hours without sleep just making jokes with you.
- I’d never let my name stay dirty for long, but I’d definitely clear my schedule just to go to a Stray Kids concert and 'badalar' by your side.
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Your new Twitter bio
Digital artist and multi-fandom enthusiast. From tracking reality TV chaos to surviving medical dramas, I’m usually one Spotify shuffle away from a total meltdown.– @yoosungviado
Your signature cocktail
The Ginger-Omega Refresher
This drink captures Zie’s chaotic energy as a self-proclaimed 'GOAT' and K-pop enthusiast. The fiery ginger beer honors their new look—'mutuals estou ruivo e tals'—while the strong Cachaça reflects their unfiltered Brazilian commentary on reality TV. The bitters represent the stress of being '0 dias sem chorar no trabalho', balanced by a sweet, sparkly finish inspired by their love for Stray Kids’ Yang Jeongin, whom they affectionately call 'meu omega'.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Zie exhibits the hallmark Gryffindor trait of raw, unfiltered emotional intensity and impulsiveness, openly admitting “eu ia levar estaleca toda hora se eu tivesse no bbb sou mt bocudo eu n ia me aguentar n falar”. Their bravery manifests through a fiery, confrontational defense of their beliefs and favorites, such as when they fiercely support a reality TV contestant by calling others “chatos sem personalidade”. Zie’s penchant for dramatic flair is evident in their reaction to music, claiming it makes them want to “arranca minhas roupa e sai correndo pelado”. Furthermore, they display the classic Gryffindor disregard for self-preservation in favor of passion, noting they “adoro fazer piadinha estando travadasso apos 20 horas sem dormir”. This combination of vocal boldness, high-stakes emotional investment, and a 'act first, think later' attitude perfectly aligns with the house of the lion.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
Zie's online persona is a high-energy mix of K-pop stan culture, dramatic emotional outbursts, and a love for messy reality TV drama. They often express intense, almost frantic reactions to their interests, such as when they tweeted “toda vez q eu escuto essa eu fico com vontade de arranca minhas roupa e sai correndo pelado” or “indo ver alguma serie ruim como desculpa para chorar”. This song mirrors their self-described 'messy' lifestyle, evidenced by their excitement over their name finally being “limpo desde que eu fiz 18”. The theatricality of Bad Romance perfectly fits someone who spends their time “cascando meu bico” at reality TV chaos while balancing deep dives into AO3 and Stray Kids.
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