Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ideologically informed: References Marxist texts and critiques social democracy in multiple tweets
- Expressive: Shares personal emotions like "Estoy tan cansado" and "Vaya día de mierda"
- Engaged: Comments on current political events and shares political quotes and retweets
- Creative: Offers art commissions and posts artwork, e.g., "20 euritos el dibujo"
- Critical thinker: Analyzes historical contexts such as Nakba and Leopold II and questions mainstream narratives
Weaknesses:
- Negativity: Frequent bleak statements like "No hay futuro" and "My life is over"
- Inconsistent focus: Tweets jump between personal woes, political theory, art promotion, and memes
- Self-deprecation: Often criticizes self, e.g., "me quiero morir" and "me he tomado un monster y afeitado"
- Verbose: Long, dense tweets with multiple references and links make them hard to digest
- Solutionless: Critiques systems without offering concrete alternatives
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user displays the same mix of high intellectual curiosity, left‑wing political critique, and frequent melancholy that Lisa Simpson often shows. They post deep analyses such as 'No hay concepto más relevante que el de aristocracia obrera para entender por qué la socialdemocracia es lo que es hoy en día...' and lament historical misinterpretations with 'Me enfada bastante que nadie haya escaneado la fuente original de esto para poder leer el discurso entero y el contexto.' Their timeline is peppered with bleak statements like 'Vaya día de mierda', 'Estoy tan cansado' and 'No hay futuro, es demasiado tarde', echoing Lisa's moments of existential frustration. They also try to make a positive impact, sharing links to Marxist texts and calling for social change, similar to Lisa's activism for the environment and social justice. This combination of intellect, idealism, and recurring self‑deprecation aligns them most closely with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
The user consistently writes long, analytical posts about Marxist theory, historical events, and social critique, indicating a preference for introverted intuition (I) and abstract thinking (N). For example, they write 'No hay concepto más relevante que el de aristocracia obrera...' and 'El problema de esto no es el discurso...' showing a focus on underlying ideas rather than concrete details. Their decision‑making is driven by logical analysis, as seen in statements like 'El papel objetivo de alguien en la sociedad depende de lo que crees y de los derechos que tiene como persona.' They frequently mention disorganized work schedules and a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle ('Haber encontrado un trabajo con horarios más irregulares, caóticos…'), which points to a perceiving (P) orientation. Overall, the pattern of introspective, theory‑heavy, rational, and adaptable behavior aligns best with the INTP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I hear you're an indie artist charging just 20 €, and you swear you don’t use ChatGPT—how about I commission a sketch of us together, and I’ll pay you in coffee, late‑night memes, and a promise to be your biggest fan?
- If love were a class struggle, you'd be the revolutionary force that topples my bourgeois heart and reorganizes my feelings into a workers' aristocracy of passion.
- Your location says Hell, but I think we could start a Hellpopstar duet so catchy that even Stremio would try to pirate it—care to be the voice to my chorus?
- I’ve got a monster energy, a freshly shaved head, and a night of Hearts of Iron II waiting—let’s co‑op the battlefield and see if we can conquer each other's hearts before sunrise.
- They say the phrase “valley of tears” comes from Saint Just—let's turn that valley into a laugh‑valley, just you, me, and a meme‑filled marathon.
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Artist, leftist writer & occasional meme‑collector. I once tried to scan Marx with my phone & got a selfie. DM for €20 sketches & collabs. 🎨✊🏾– @Yops_98
Your signature cocktail
Hell's Manifesto
The Hell's Manifesto cocktail blends smoky mezcal, bitter Campari, sweet vermouth and an espresso shot, echoing Yops' self‑described “artist independent” drive and their “post‑mortem” view of life (“Las buenas biografías son post mortem”). The dark espresso and smoky mezcal capture the fatigue in tweets like “Estoy tan cansado” and “Vaya día de mierda”. The bitter Campari reflects their political discontent, as in “El problema de esto no es el discurso …” and “No hay futuro, es demasiado tarde”. A splash of vermouth adds a complex, almost revolutionary note, nodding to “I'm quite fond of Leopold II… Thank you Mr. Marx”. Together the drink is a bitter, smoky, reflective sip that feels like a manifesto from Hell.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user frequently demonstrates a deep interest in political theory and historical analysis, as seen in tweets like 'No hay concepto más relevante que el de aristocracia obrera para entender por qué la socialdemocracia es lo que es hoy' and 'Engels, a stalinist' with a link to Marx's letters. Their self‑described role as a “trabajo intelectual” and reflections such as 'El trabajo intelectual contemporáneo (especialmente en humanidades) es ecléctico y solipsista' reveal a love of learning and critical thinking. They also reference scholarly sources (e.g., linking to Marxist.org) and discuss complex topics like the Nakba, indicating intellectual curiosity. This pattern of valuing knowledge and analytical depth aligns most closely with Ravenclaw's emphasis on wisdom and intellect.
Your movie
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The Internationale - Eugène Pottier (lyrics) / Pierre De Geyter (music)
The user’s constant references to Marxist theory, such as 'No hay concepto más relevante que el de aristocracia obrera...' and criticism of social democracy show a deep alignment with the revolutionary spirit of the classic left‑wing anthem. Their lament about personal defeat – 'Cada día tengo más claro que mi vida se ha acabado y he fracasado' and 'Estoy tan cansado' – matches the solemn, rallying tone of the song. 'The Internationale' calls workers to unite against oppression, echoing their tweet about the 'aristocracia obrera' and the need for collective action. The anthem’s historic role as a unifying chant for the oppressed resonates with the user’s frequent pleas for solidarity and their frustration with the state and capitalist structures.
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