Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, frustration, and grief, like celebrating passing a hard subject in “PASSSEEEEEIII PORRRRAAAAA PASSEEEEIIIIII EU PASSSEEEEIII...” and mourning their aunt in “agora minha tia acabou de morrer e a casa ta num climão fudido”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, e.g. joking about medical DMs in “nao sei de nenhuma pomada pra tratar fungo no cu...” and water going from nose to ear in “coloquei a agua pelo nariz e saiu no ouvido”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward friends and fandoms, like calling mutuals to migrate with them in “oi mutuals bora ser mutuals no bluesky tambem...” and gushing over Chuuya in “chuuya <333333 nakahara chuuya ♡ ...”.
- Resilient: Keeps pushing through academic stress and setbacks, such as failing calculus yet continuing in “minha nota foi a maior da minha turma em cálculo II e eu ainda reprovei nessa merda” and working toward difficult finals in “experiencia individual: chorando de frustração porque consegui passar pra Prova final”.
- Reflective: Thinks about their own patterns and growth, e.g. noticing how fanfiction improved their writing in “quem diria que escrever fanfic por 10 anos seguidos iria me ajudar na universidade” and considering therapy in “descobri algo sobre mim (nada) engraçado eu deveria comentar com algum psicólogo sobre isso”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Speaks harshly about themself and their efforts, as in “TUDO QUE EU FAÇO TA ERRADO TUDO QUE EU FAÇO TA ERRADO” and “como pode eu saber tanta coisa mas ser burro exatamente no meu curso”.
- Emotional volatility: Mood shifts quickly between extremes, from ecstatic in “PASSSEEEEEIII PORRRRAAAAA PASSEEEEIIIIII...” to overwhelmed in “to precisando de 1 semana afastado da sociedade” and “QUE HUMILHACAO QUE EU TO PASSANDO MEU DEUS”.
- Self-destructive tendencies: Mentions attempts and dark coping, like “eu costumo tentar brincadeiras contra a minha vida em idade de número Par” and agreeing with a quote about mistreatment after a suicide attempt in “o pior é ir pro hospital após uma tentativa...”.
- Family strain: Shows ongoing stress with family dynamics, such as parental conflict in “meus pais fizeram um trato para nao brigarem... minha mae brigou com meu irmão e BRIGOU COMIGO” and hiding their arms from an uncle in “meu tio sempre sabe que tem algo de errado quando eu fico tentando esconder meus braços”.
- Social exhaustion: Feels easily drained and overwhelmed by people, as shown in “to precisando de 1 semana afastado da sociedade” and regretting situations like class or staying at relatives’ homes in “NAO SEI PQ EU VIM PRA ESSAA AAULAAAAAAA ERA PRA EU TER IDO EMBORAAAAA” and “quero voltar pra minha casa”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, and often overwhelmed by the chaos around them but still very emotionally intense and passionate about niche interests. Like Lisa obsessing over jazz or books, they hyperfixate on Bungou Stray Dogs and Chuuya, gushing in all caps like “chuuya <333333 nakahara chuuya ♡ chuuya ♡ ilovenakahara chuuya...” and “adoro seguir chuuya fãs adoro ver pessoas falando dele adoro ver pessoas idolatrando ele...”. They’re academically capable but stressed, celebrating a pass with “PASSSEEEEEIII PORRRRAAAAA... EU NUNCA MAIS TEREI QUE VER ELA DE NOVO” while also lamenting failure like “minha nota foi a maior da minha turma em cálculo II e eu ainda reprovei”, very Lisa-coded gifted-but-struggling energy. Their emotional vulnerability and mental health hints, such as “to precisando de 1 semana afastado da sociedade” and “o pior é ir pro hospital após uma tentativa...”, mirror Lisa’s frequent sadness and feeling misunderstood in her family. At the same time, their wit and dramatic flair—like “oi @yaaszxd não tô conseguindo te responder na dm... não sei de nenhuma pomada pra tratar fungo no cu” and “impressionante como me viram no ru e pediram meu insta... comendo lavagem com uma postura tenebrosa”—fit Lisa’s sarcastic, self-aware humor more than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with friends and mutuals, joke in public (@-ing people about embarrassing topics) and talk about wanting more fandom connections, e.g. “cade #bsdtwt para me seguir e amigar com eu” and “oi mutuals bora ser mutuals no bluesky tambem antes que o twitter caia e eu perca vcs 💔💔💔 me sigao”, showing energy from social engagement rather than withdrawal. Their strong imagination, fandom obsession, and meaning-making around characters point to Intuition: they gush about Chuuya’s ethics and humanity in a highly interpretive way, as in “but in my eyes, chuuya's humanity was what made him perfect. he was perfectly human in every way”, and happily binge 200k+ word slow-burn fics, like “gente eu já li 200k de palavras e os personagens nem deram as mãos ainda adoro slow burn me deixa agoniado”. Their decisions and evaluations are clearly Feeling-based: they highlight how things make them or others feel, e.g. “o pior é ir pro hospital após uma tentativa e os profissionais de saúde te tratarem PIOR como se vc tivesse cometido um crime” and frequently dramatize emotional highs and lows, such as “TUDO QUE EU FAÇO TA ERRADO TUDO QUE EU FAÇO TA ERRADO”. Finally, their life appears more spontaneous than structured, fitting Perceiving: they complain about forgetting documents, last-minute studying and chaos, like “lembrei de imprimir o documento so quando tava no ônibus” and “acabei de sair da prova e nao caiu nada que eu estudei”, and they oscillate between plans and emotional impulses (e.g., dramatic swings about exams and trips), which is typical of ENFP flexibility rather than strict planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, ele/ela geologist… if you ever get tired of staring at ‘pedras legais’, you can come analyze my heart — I promise it has more layers than that site of mystical rocks you fell into on 2026-01-20.
- You read 833 pages in 2 days and survived Stormbringer angst… what if we tested your endurance with a slow burn of our own, where the only thing that goes wrong at the end is that I fall way too hard for you?
- You said if Chuuya existed he’d come to Ceará to date you — until Asagiri makes that canon, can I audition as the temporary replacement, or is the position strictly reserved for hat-wearing mafiosos who love puppies?
- You got asked for your Instagram even while ‘eating lavagem with tenebrous posture’ at the RU… imagine what’ll happen to me if I see you actually trying to look cute on purpose. I might end up like you after Tylenol: completely knocked out.
- You passed that ‘miserável’ subject screaming in all caps on 2026-01-26, so I trust your perseverance — wanna channel that same energy into helping me study BSD lore and, in exchange, I’ll major in learning every tiny thing that makes you smile instead of saying ‘tudo que eu faço tá errado’?
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Ceará-based geology student who reads 800-page slow burns in one sitting. Researching rocks by day, overanalyzing Chuuya Nakahara by night.– @yorishine
Your signature cocktail
Stormbringer on the Rocks
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for the exhausted but relentless uni grind and chaotic humor, like going from “passarei o resto do dia offlaine por motivos de coma induzido por Tylenol” to screaming “PASSSEEEEEIII PORRRRAAAAA PASSEEEEIIIIII”. The acerola and passion fruit juice mix brings Ceará heat and bright queer joy, the same sunny energy behind “meu corpo está muito lindo após eu ter ganhado um peso” and beach tweets like “praia com pulseirinhas da amizade”. Pink grapefruit tonic adds a bittersweet fizz for the emotional whiplash of family stress and grief in “aparentemente meus pais fizeram um trato para nao brigarem... BRIGOU COMIGO” and “agora minha tia acabou de morrer e a casa ta num climão fudido”, balanced by their ability to still make jokes and keep going. A dash of smoked salt nods to their geologist side and dark humor, from “o evento canonico do geologo indo estudar minerais e acabar caindo em um site de pedras místicas” to the existential posts about attempts and hospitals in “o pior é ir pro hospital após uma tentativa e os profissionais de saúde te tratarem PIOR”. Finally, the lime peel twist is for the sharp, chaotic fangirl brain that can read 200k of Chuuya/Dazai slow burn like in “gente eu já li 200k de palavras e os personagens nem deram as mãos ainda” and then go full keysmash obsession in “chuuya <333333 nakahara chuuya ♡ chuuya ♡”. Strong but sparkling, a little bitter, very dramatic, and absolutely lesbian-coded—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a deep love of learning and ideas, even when it frustrates them. Their academic ups and downs are intense, but they still celebrate intellectual wins, like when they scream with joy about passing a difficult subject in “PASSSEEEEEIII PORRRRAAAAA PASSEEEEIIIIII EU PASSSEEEEIII NESSA MATERIA MISERÁVEL…” and self‑deprecatingly note things like “como pode eu saber tanta coisa mas ser burro exatamente no meu curso”, which is very Ravenclaw ‘brain first, self-critical later’ energy. Their reading habits are extreme and nerdy: they talk about reading 833 pages in two days and 200k-word slow burns in “gente eu já li 200k de palavras e os personagens nem deram as mãos ainda adoro slow burn me deixa agoniado” and “eu li 833 páginas em 2 dias PRA TUDO DAR ERRADO NO FINAAAALLL”, which shows obsessive curiosity and enjoyment of complex narratives. They are also very meta and analytical about fandom and writing, proudly connecting ten years of fanfic writing to their university performance in “quem diria que escrever fanfic por 10 anos seguidos iria me ajudar na universidade” and defending fanfic as legitimate reading in “por isso nao sinto vergonha de falar que leio fanfic, é uma leitura como qualquer outra e tem umas do caralho!!!!!”. Even their geology interest is framed through an intellectual joke—“o evento canonico do geologo indo estudar minerais e acabar caindo em um site de pedras místicas”—which shows the blend of niche academic curiosity and humor typical of Ravenclaws. While they have emotional volatility and loyalty that could hint at Gryffindor or Hufflepuff, the through-line of obsessive reading, intellectual self-awareness, and nerdy analysis of both fiction and their studies fits Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
the lakes - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for them is “the lakes” by Taylor Swift, especially the ‘I want auroras and sad prose’ vibe mixed with dark humor and escapism. They swing between exhausted academic stress and romantic drama, like when they say “experiencia individual: chorando de frustração porque consegui passar pra Prova final” and “PASSSEEEEEIII PORRRRAAAAA PASSEEEEIIIIII EU PASSSEEEEIII NESSA MATERIA MISERÁVEL”, which mirrors the song’s tension between suffering and triumph. Their love for intense fictional relationships and slow burn fanfics, seen in “gente eu já li 200k de palavras e os personagens nem deram as mãos ainda adoro slow burn me deixa agoniado” and “queria ter oq os soukoku tem”, fits the song’s yearning, literary tone. At the same time, they use art and fandom as a refuge from real-life pain and family tension, like “to precisando de 1 semana afastado da sociedade” and “o pior é ir pro hospital após uma tentativa e os profissionais de saúde te tratarem PIOR”, echoing the desire in “the lakes” to escape to a quiet, beautiful place. Their poetic fixation on Chuuya and dramatic romanticism in tweets such as “but in my eyes, chuuya's humanity was what made him perfect. he was perfectly human in every way” also match the song’s lyrical, melancholy, and deeply emotional atmosphere.
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